I suspect he’s actually mad because he’s a complete loser in real life. I think it’s less about politics and more about that.

Cross-posting from the 2024 schedule thread.

mission accomplished?

Why are people thinking she’s preggo just from this one pic?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">People are spreading rumors that Taylor Swift is pregnant because of this video <a href="https://t.co/6OmrhSzKyy">pic.twitter.com/6OmrhSzKyy</a></p>&mdash; TaraBull (@TaraBull808) <a href="https://twitter.com/TaraBull808/status/1795156766608720259?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

not showing bare belly? must be pregnant!

Looks like she's been shotgunning some Buch Lattes with Trav.

It does look suspiciously like she could be preganant...

I am also wondering if I'm pregnant, since about 34. There's no other explanation for what has happened to my midsection

She’s probably swallowing all those babies for now.

She just chugged a load before going on stage

kelce is an absolute animal

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WHAT THE **** <a href="https://t.co/lqWzUVz9u0">pic.twitter.com/lqWzUVz9u0</a></p>&mdash; femma 🪩💛 (@tortured_ivy) <a href="https://twitter.com/tortured_ivy/status/1785196081996788039?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 30, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lmao gross

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THIS IS CRAZYYY…. <a href="https://t.co/MFojMV63qk">pic.twitter.com/MFojMV63qk</a></p>&mdash; SPOON�� (@SPOONGRANDE) <a href="https://twitter.com/SPOONGRANDE/status/1800652179448930328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Must have had a quick facial between sets

Not this shit again

I am “literally” in love with Ann Perkins. She is a goddess.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Taylor Swift watching Mahomes orchestrate a SB winning TD drive is all of us the first time we saw his greatness �� <a href="https://t.co/xvO0lgJ0zn">pic.twitter.com/xvO0lgJ0zn</a></p>&mdash; Obi-Wan Mahomie (@bnice19831) <a href="https://twitter.com/bnice19831/status/1801199588516225045?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 13, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I'm 100% watching this game again this weekend.

I hope they win.

What is the longest she's been with someone? The record?

I'm at a silent auction in Denver and there is an autographed handwritten Chai sugar cookie recipe from Tay Tay starting at $700 and there is an autographed Kelce jersey starting at $1000. 😁

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">��| All of Taylor&#39;s comments on Chariah&#39;s instagram live tonight for the Chiefs&#39; ring ceremony ���� <a href="https://t.co/QufJ03TBeX">pic.twitter.com/QufJ03TBeX</a></p>&mdash; Taylor Swift Updates �� (@swifferupdates) <a href="https://twitter.com/swifferupdates/status/1801445396440314025?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 14, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

She is one of us.. Needs to get on CP..

And the moment she clicks on the DC Forum...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xz-7xQrM1...o-no-no-no.gif

Taylor Swift calling it "we" with Chiefs Kingdom and then getting overly excited about signing Mecole is proof that she's fully drank the KC kool-aid. All she needs to do is start posting in this thread about camp hero Louis Rees-Zammit "really turning some heads" and her transformation will be complete.

Pretty sure she would be doing this after 30 seconds of glancing at the thread with her name in the title.

<a href="https://imgbb.com/"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/PrGnhwg/leaving-now-grandpa-simpsons-1.gif" alt="leaving-now-grandpa-simpsons-1" border="0"></a>

Good point.

If she read the Livvy Dunne thread, she might buy Kyle out and shut the place down.

This thread got all ****y.

or she surprises us all and shits on Taco John.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Taylor Alison Swift stayed awake until 4am, with a 3 hr show to perform tomorrow, just to watch the ring ceremony 🫶🏻😭😭 She’s one of us <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/Rpx3zGa0uG">pic.twitter.com/Rpx3zGa0uG</a></p>&mdash; Rach (Taylor’s Version) (@rachel_sashel) <a href="https://twitter.com/rachel_sashel/status/1801447785616585091?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 14, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

4am holy crap! She really is one of us. My family members and I like to joke about how she attended more chiefs games at Arrowhead in one season than we’ll see in our entire lives.

The future kings daughters got short changed on the genetics. They look like dad instead of their hot mom.

D in her V thread?

I don't think she is fully vested in Chiefs kingdom until she tells someone to drink anti-freeze.

That’s Prince George (his son) and Princess Charlotte.

Is there a Kate Middleton is a sexy bitch thread?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Trav going be in Top Gun 3 <a href="https://t.co/cPGIJkqwbA">pic.twitter.com/cPGIJkqwbA</a></p>&mdash; Jack (Travis’s Version) I Saw Taylor (@JackTomo7139) <a href="https://twitter.com/JackTomo7139/status/1804682227852398602?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It's starting to feel like our boy is becoming bigger than the Chiefs. I feel kind of hipster about it - we loved him before most of the world even knew his name - but it's fun to see how much fun he's having.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[emoji329] | Travis Kelce made an appearance onstage before “I Can Do It With A Broken Heart”! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LondonTSTheErasTour?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#LondonTSTheErasTour</a> <br><br> <a href="https://t.co/8kCByy9ay1">pic.twitter.com/8kCByy9ay1</a></p>— Taylor Swift Updates (@TSwiftLA) <a href="https://twitter.com/TSwiftLA/status/1804970198052818956?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO he actually part of the show now, wow

Kelce has turned into the Rodman of the Chiefs. Not the freak show Rodman did but the sidekick who has a following similar to the superstar.

Holy shit that's crazy. Who knew Travis Kelce could some how up his swagger?

Pretty sure Kelce's stardom dwarfs Mahomes at this point worldwide, crazy as that is.

Kelce is an all-time great, but Rodman was just a great rebounder and attention whore

Rodman was the celebrity guest of honor at the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco. Kelce would never stoop to that.

My wife is losing her shit over this.. He better not break up with her or cheat because he will face the wrath of millions of females…

Yep. Here's the Google Trends showing search volume in the past two years. Travis made a big jump at a particular moment last summer and hasn't looked back.

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(Click here if it doesn't embed right.)

I don’t even think it’s close.

And pretty much the only way you would’ve said that were possible a year ago is if he dated the most famous person on the planet. And here he is. Amazing.

LMAO

The NFL has to be loving this. Especially that it's happening in Europe.

I really really really love that other fans have to see Travis and Pat everywhere all of the damn time. This regime is suffocating on and off the field.

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THEIR AURA

Imagine those poor bastards in Philly or Baltimore that have to bite their goddamn tongue every time their woman fills them in on the latest Swift stuff???

Their daughters will force them to watch Chiefs games like good Swifties

Here is better video of Travis and Taylor:


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Imagine raising a daughter or two with a Swiftie wife as a Denver area male.

Absolute cuckery every day of your life