LOL, I now picture Keg as a 50 year old man signing up for adult friend finder.

I had an account there once.

Really.

Been a few years. Don't see me going back.

I had mine for four years before he moved. Went to visit him when he was in Vegas last year. Not sure what we'll do this year.

Ya switched to horneymatches.com huhh?

Giving away your go to site huh?

I don't like being a dick, but I feel I have to.

Quit being such a ****ing pussy.

If any of us had some chick ready and willing we wouldn't be posting here.

For ****s sake man you are amateur.

What, you get paid?

Ah, no. I went through a phase post-divorce.

I actually went there initially because you could watch amateur girls on cam for free. It took a while before I dove into the conversation side of the equation.

Not something I'm exactly proud of.

I picture you sitting in front of your pc with open bags of chips and empty soda cans just staring occasionally yelling out "boobies!"

No, I just wanted to put a Christian Bale quote in there.

I don't know if you've ever seen my picture or not, I'm pretty sure you have. I know that If I, of all people, can get laid, then you can.

You need to just man up and do it man. If you don't use your tool soon its never gonna get any action, ever.

You are almost at the point of no return.

It was empty tv dinner trays, empty lotion bottles and empty kleenex boxes, and it was usually "damn, that's hot".

Well see ugly people can get laid but some ugly people haven't realized their "level" and always try to aim for chicks that will turn them down.....of course there are women like this too.

I once had a ok looking woman tell me all this shit she wanted in a guy and I busted up and said guys with all that shit get whatever chicks they want so I hope you enjoy your alone time.

Aim for the slightly overweight chicks, act like you care what they're saying, tell them how pretty they are. You'll be in like flint.

I sound like a total douchebag reading that back, but it's how the game is played. You're not going to land supermodels.

These last two broads have been in Clayton's wheelhouse, appearance wise.

There is just a little fine-tuning required in his game.

Yeah, just a little.

*cough*