PGM other posters are about to snatch up your girl bruh

I'm typically an eyes and smile person, but I'm sure I'd make an exception. :p

Is this thread were a bar Big Daddy would be getting blown behind it right now

Damn, if I knew all you had to do was take your shirt off in this bitch I'd have posted the noodz a long time ago

By all means...

Say I won't post a dick pic, luv! Say I won't!

Anything else I should say you won't do?

I've actually only ever sent one dick pic in my entire life and it was to my then-girlfriend. I've sent a few shirtless pics though.

What about you, luv? You send the noodz?

I, too, have sent a few shirtless pics.

Ooohhhh wayyyooooo! Now we're getting somewhere.

You feel that, luv? I'm feeling friskaayyyy!

So, luv. When you're "checking a dude out", do you check for the bulge?

Just how much have you had to drink tonight, sir?

I feel like I am watching an aol chatroom from the 90s..

Actually, no. As I said, I'm an eyes and smile girl. The gym has given me a new appreciation for some well-defined arms, though.

LMAO

I'm actually sober. Just ****ing around.

This post actually reminded me of this song.

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"Now, girl, I know you felt it, but, boo, you know I can't heelllllppp it!"

LMAO a little 90s R&B action never hurt nobody!

omg itz ur guys song

Can't you let people have a little fun? C'mon, man!

aint nobody stopping at just a little fun

#knowatimsayin

"I don't see nothin' wrong.. with a little bump and grind."

#holdinhandz

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"Let me lick you up and downnnnnn,
Til you sayyy stop!
Let me playyy with your body baby,
Make you reeealll hot!"

ROFL Man. The 90s was where it was at!

It was to R&B what ballads were to big hair bands in the 80s.

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Yep. I only caught about 3 months of the 80s but I'm still claiming it!

I wonder what they'll label the 2000s and 2010s in the future? Or, rather, what they'll be known for..

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OMG. That song totally came to mind, too. LMAO

I knew you were young.

Pause at :06-:07 seconds for a shot of PGM.

Why's that, gurlll? Cause I'm immature?

I've got an old soul!

Three months of the 80s. I had a little over 3 years of the 70s, but I don't claim them...lol.

Things are looking up.

*psssshhhhhh*

Breaker breaker 1 9. We've got ourselves a cougar. I repeat, we have snared a cougar.

Over.

I'm certainly on the thinner side now but that's the way I want to be (and I'm certainly not rail thin).

This does give me another chance to complain about the stupid BMI chart though. Technically, at 195 I am overweight.

"For your height, a normal weight range would be from 144 to 194 pounds."

CDC BMI Chart Link

If I were rail thin I could probably drop down to 170-175 ish. How does anyone consider 144 "normal" for a 6'2" man?

I don't think it's considered cougar until you hit 40. I have a few years left of "admiring from a distance" before I make my move...lol.

I'm 5'7", and 144 will be about perfect for me. I can't picture a 6'2" man being 144.

Your more like a lynx.


Or an ocelot.

I prefer mini-cougar to dwarf leopard.

Nobody with a brain uses BMI. It doesn't take body composition into account.

I use bioelectrical impedance to get my body fat %. Started at 44.4%. Currently at 34.4%. Aiming for 25% for now.

That's impressive. I've been keeping up with your progress in the fitness thread.

I've never used a legitimate machine to take my body fat percentage. We had those bullshit machines that supposedly sent electrical signals through your body from your hands (or some shit) and usually got around 10%. That was back in high school when I was "rail thin" though. If those were accurate, I'd guess I'm around 16-18 maybe now? Who knows..

That's what this is. You enter your weight, height, and age, hold it in your hands and hit start.

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Oh, wow. So those were legit?

LMAO I never thought they were. I just thought they were some bullshit they gave us in gym class to keep us busy.

You have your own or use it from a gym? Are they expensive?

Gym has one. If I owned one, I'd be too tempted to check it too much.

Oh yeah?

So I got friend carded today by someone I thought was the love of my life. :shake:

lose weight

lift weights

I HAD AN OUTSTANDING IDEA JUST NOW

LIFT YOSELF TREVO

For real, though, the love of your life isn't a person who doesn't appreciate you. Continue to make yourself into the person you want to be and someone who wants you inside them at all times will follow.

Ouch!!!

Yo douchebaggins lets pick up some floosies at the shot shop

This helps build confidence! Women are attracted to confidence!

And money. Makes lost of money that builds confidence and women love that type of confidence.

It's true. The douche that the girl that I liked chose over me was balding pretty damn bad in the back and front, but he was an arrogant prick who thought he was better than everyone.

Life lessons. Most women are drawn to confidence (or this case arrogance) no matter what the guy looks like. Nice guys take a seat to these people. It's the same way with animals. The alpha male gets the women and the nicer animals get jack shit.

It sucks but it's true. It's happened to me a handful of times.

I bet he's jacked and makes more money than you.

Sorry bud.

Actually no to both. I mean he's bigger than me, but he's not really that muscular. He's not cut at all. He also doesn't make that much money.

That's the confusing part. I think it's honestly that this guy is a bit older than me and looks older, along with the confidence part.
Young girls (this one is 23) love guys who are overconfident and play the game. Not sure why. But I guess they learn over time.

23 year Olds are only good for planting your seed in. No use worrying about it at all man.

So you're short? Possibly ugly?

Dude may have a shovel in his pants

No sir. I'm just barely over 5'10" and have been told I'm not a bad looking fellow. I'd say average sir.

You pasty ass fools getting tan yet? Lots of ladies out.

Mowed my lawn shirtless the other day.

Been having some nice walkarounds, face and arms getting a nice color.

So he's probably better looking and taller.

Could be an outlier...holy ****ing shit. Or the girl has issues and feels like she has to slum it up for whatever reason.

5 10 is short

He might be 6 ft. Maybe, but I don't think so. We're pretty damn close in terms of height.

I don't think it's the looks with that awful hair loss. I asked a mutual friend and they said it's the arrogance that won her over.

Oh well. Lots of fish in the sea.

I'm trolling you, but in all seriousness, flaky 23-year olds like that are not worth your time. Ignore her completely. Completely.

I am going with this

Yeah I listened to your advice 9 weeks ago when it happened. Worked wonders ever since.

Be yourself. You do not want anything to do with those types.

You should not lift a finger for this girl. Don't even leave your house to meet her.

Yup. She doesn't exist.

Younger girls dont know what they want.


Dont date a girl under the age of 25.

Terrible advice.

If you want women, you must be a complete fabrication.

Trust me, we do.

Not completely true. You just have to be confident in what you believe in...and attractive. Great long term advice there fella. I don't think he is trying to be the pick up aartist.

Lack of confidence is easy to pick up on and won't matter what kind of bullshit you spew.

Update..Squirrel is in lots of trouble..she is guilty of messing up that car..fingerprints written guilty statement by her and best friend pointed her out

As for me..I'm hanging out with a hot chuck and everything is going good with her..she loves sports outdoors mma..thinks I'm great looking..life is good

Congrats man. It's not my thing, but I support your kind.

Oh no..that sounds horrible..hopefully she doesn't turn out to be a Chuck