ChiefsPlanet

ChiefsPlanet (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Poop A random Luv "advice needed" thread (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=290441)

booger 02-05-2015 10:23 PM

Glow in the dark Rams nipple clamps

Pablo 02-05-2015 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11313036)
We have something special cooking
It's so fun and fresh
Like south park Chef you say "well hello children"
It's why I giggle When you motorboat my chest.

I get confused on who to tell i' m coming
When you give me the cyborg rod
I don't want to hurt your feelings
Since you don't believe in God.

So tonight I hope you have the cheat codes
If you don't it will be your loss
It's the level you haven't beaten yet
My g spot.........your final boss.

Very nice.

LMAO

luv 02-05-2015 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11313036)
We have something special cooking
It's so fun and fresh
Like south park Chef you say "well hello children"
It's why I giggle When you motorboat my chest.

I get confused on who to tell i' m coming
When you give me the cyborg rod
I don't want to hurt your feelings
Since you don't believe in God.

So tonight I hope you have the cheat codes
If you don't it will be your loss
It's the level you haven't beaten yet
My g spot.........your final boss.

LOVE

Brock 02-05-2015 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11313036)
We have something special cooking
It's so fun and fresh
Like south park Chef you say "well hello children"
It's why I giggle When you motorboat my chest.

I get confused on who to tell i' m coming
When you give me the cyborg rod
I don't want to hurt your feelings
Since you don't believe in God.

So tonight I hope you have the cheat codes
If you don't it will be your loss
It's the level you haven't beaten yet
My g spot.........your final boss.

That's the stuff

LiveSteam 02-05-2015 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11313005)
Just get him a card and spend some time with him. Go frolic in a park or something.

Screw that.
Get his name tattooed across one of your teats

LoneWolf 02-05-2015 10:38 PM

http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-conten...05/whopper.jpg

DaneMcCloud 02-05-2015 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312972)
I'm not spending a lot. Probably a card with a little something. He's got an iPhone, so I thought maybe a $20 gift card for iTunes to get some cool apps or something.

This sounds like a nice gift but I'd go Amazon rather than iTunes, but that's just me.

Good luck!

TimBone 02-05-2015 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11312900)
I have the same question... But I'm a dude and he's a she.

At least YOU think so.

TimBone 02-05-2015 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312972)
I'm not spending a lot. Probably a card with a little something. He's got an iPhone, so I thought maybe a $20 gift card for iTunes to get some cool apps or something.

That's too generic, IMO. Think about the kind of folks you buy gift cards for....usually people you don't take much of an interest in, right? Just go with something having to do with one of his interests.

TimBone 02-05-2015 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312998)
Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.

http://funko.com/collections/pop

These are pop collection figures from all sorts of movies, shows, and video games.

Kinda silly, but it's something light hearted that can show you're paying attention to his interests.

If a gf of three months got me a couole of those from my favorite game/show/movie for Valentine's Day, it would make me smile.

crazycoffey 02-05-2015 10:58 PM

A half eaten pack of red velvet Oreos.....

Mr. Flopnuts 02-05-2015 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 11312891)
Anal.

ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts 02-05-2015 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312905)
Second post in. I expected it to be the first...lol.

I only laughed at the 1st because it was 1st.

Rain Man 02-05-2015 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger (Post 11313038)
Glow in the dark Rams nipple clamps


The Rams version is nice, but the Buccaneers version is really creepy.

crazycoffey 02-05-2015 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312905)
Second post in. I expected it to be the first...lol.

Well, it is the #2 hole for his post


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:28 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.