Well, I'm reasonably sober now. Geez, I couldn't type worth a damn earlier. You would think JOhn was posting or something.

I have the utmost respect for black label so co, especially a bottle that's aged about 3 years.

Judging from how I feel this AM, I won't be paying a visit to that bottle anytime soon.

So who got hammered last night, and is awake with a hangover?

My stomach's tad on the queasy side, but other than that I feel fine.

No hangover. Just smoked too much and my nose is full of nasty garbage...

I'v grown to like your wit also,,,,,and I wish I was 5'6,,,only 5'4 with shoes on and 118 pounds,,yea I know I am fat. ROFL

Well I think you are mean,,,,,and I drive a F-250 power stroke diesel.
You could always drive to Tx and let me measure you against my hubby?
Or I will be in Mo on the 19th for 4 days, we could have a contest then!!!

PERFECT. That's what I've been wanting. You're alright afterall.

ROFL
Hey Morph, you forgot to Photoshop a fat ugly chick on the bed.
:D
Nice work though. :thumb:

Exactly what have you been wanting?:hmmm:

That.

What the hell do you know?

Are tickets still available for the Dick Measuring Contest? GoChiefs wants to know.

I have a backstage pass, but thanks for caring.

To avoid hangovers: DRINK LOTSA WATER. Drink a lotta water when you booze, and drink a lotta water when you wake up. The nephrons in your kidneys reabsorb 80% of the water that passes through the glomerulus in what is called "obliglatory reabsorption," an osmotic side effect of ionic reabsorbtion. Reabsorbtion of the other 20% is governed by anti-diuretic hormone (ADH) at the distal convoluted tubule. 'Cept for one problem.... alcohol renders ADH useless. Thats why you piss so much when you imbibe. Ya just get dehydrated and get a headache and feel like crap. The only way to counteract the effect is to rehydrate as much as possible. So... when you drink... drink water! And after you drink.... drink water!