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bogie 03-26-2007 06:15 PM
Rainman,
Maybe you can finally answer this for me. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Am I asking that correctly? Please respond.
Thanks.

KurtCobain 03-26-2007 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
Shoes with intentional holes in them.
Thank you Mr. Rain Man. I would have never thought of it like that.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Rainman,
Maybe you can finally answer this for me. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Am I asking that correctly? Please respond.
Thanks.
In the U.S., labor laws limit the woodchuck to 0.44 cords per day. In Malaysia, generally deemed to the be the worst violator of woodchuck labor laws, woodchucks routinely chuck up to 1.5 cords per day. The wood is then converted to athletic shoes by giant armies of preteen children.

Yes.

bogie 03-26-2007 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
In the U.S., labor laws limit the woodchuck to 0.44 cords per day. In Malaysia, generally deemed to the be the worst violator of woodchuck labor laws, woodchucks routinely chuck up to 1.5 cords per day. The wood is then converted to athletic shoes by giant armies of preteen children.

Yes.
You are truely awesome.

Pitt Gorilla 03-26-2007 06:31 PM
Rainman,
Why did you chose not to answer my previous questions? I thought they were Rainworthy.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
Rainman,
Why did you chose not to answer my previous questions? I thought they were Rainworthy.
Because my Internet failed when I answered the first one, and then I forgot to answer them when I got back on.

Simply Red 03-26-2007 06:45 PM
Gaz,

I have a problem with these 4-dogs we have. They wildly bark everytime the damned door opens. Do you have dogs? Do you have any training tips? Oh and actually; I am seeking a serious answer BTW.

Thanks Gaz,

-SR

Rain Man 03-26-2007 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
What ever happened to former Mavs Roy Tarpley and Fat Lever? Also, do you recall a TV ad from the early 80's starring Reggie Theus? He did some fancy dribbling and explained that you can't do that while on drugs.

Roy Tarpley is now a member of Century 21's "Million-Dollar Sales Club" in Plano, Texas. He doesn't need the money, so now it's all about getting that gold jacket.

Fat Lever is busy on the lecture tour for his "Stop Mean Nicknames Forever" foundation, which has been lauded by such luminaries as Tip O'Neil, Whoopi Goldberg, Digger Phelps, and Winnie the Pooh.

No.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
What's up with the Black Sabbath featuring Tony Iommi album? Seriously.
Market research shows that Tony Iommi will help Black Sabbath gain market penetration into the ever-elusive and fickle amputee segment.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
Gaz,

I have a problem with these 4-dogs we have. They wildly bark everytime the damned door opens. Do you have dogs? Do you have any training tips? Oh and actually; I am seeking a serious answer BTW.

Thanks Gaz,

-SR
No.

Stop hanging your sausage and bells on the door.

Skip Towne 03-26-2007 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
Rainman,
Maybe you can finally answer this for me. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Am I asking that correctly? Please respond.
Thanks.
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Rain Man 03-26-2007 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Not under current U.S. labor laws.

Jenson71 03-26-2007 06:59 PM
Dear Rain Man,

Will you be watching the premier of the Travel Channel's "1001 Places to See Before You Die" on Thursday? What do you predict their number one place to see before you die will be?

Your fan,

Jenson71

Easy 6 03-26-2007 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man
Having dinner with my young attractive housesitter-to-be.
You Sir, are a scandal set upon humanity...for shame......

Ceej 03-26-2007 07:36 PM
Rainman, do chickens have large talons?!


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