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Brock 03-28-2007 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
And, for the record, if I had to choose, I'd rather spend 10 years in Iowa than 1 year in Kansas.
Nobody here has a problem with that.

JonesCrusher 03-28-2007 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by beer me
You ever been to Keokuk Iowa? Holy cow that has to be the shittiest city on earth. Ft. Madison is right behind it. Actually my ex-wife and I had an inside joke about "****in' Iowa" because we were taking a working trip to Cedar Falls to the Surf Ballroom and the road signs were so ef'd up we just started yelling "****in' Iowa all the time.

I guess the road signs weren't really that important though considering we were stuck behind Amish people most of the way across the state. I'm getting frustrated again just thinking about it.
Why Fort Madison, I grew up there, small town right on the river, I guess I'm just curious why you would pick it as the second worst town in Iowa.

Kerberos 03-28-2007 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
See, in Iowa you don't have all the low-life snobs with superiority complexes.

It's no complex when superiority of ones self is clearly Prevalent.

;)

vailpass 03-28-2007 08:45 AM
Now hear this: Iowa sucks. NEVER move to Iowa. Tell this to everyone you meet. The people suck, the educational system sucks, the quality of living sucks, and the ratio of resources to citizen sucks.
Please, for your own sake, don't ever come to Iowa.

Saulbadguy 03-28-2007 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Brock
I like Iowa.
It's not too bad. Much better than Missouri or Nebraska.

el borracho 03-28-2007 08:48 AM
Iowa is a great place....








for me to poop on!

Brock 03-28-2007 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
It's not too bad. Much better than Missouri or Nebraska.
I thought it was pretty funny when I saw the "Nebraska State Forest" and noticed that the trees are all planted in rows.

Iowanian 03-28-2007 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by vailpass
Please, for your own sake, don't ever come to Iowa.
I think the Iowa tourism council and local business owners across the state would be saddened to see that.

Please come to Iowa to visit. Open your minds, eyes and Wallet. Enjoy yourselves and watch for the friendly wave as you cross the state line on your way home.

I don't mind trading a little state smack...Its alright. Iowa has alot more than people who don't look closely understand, as do many of the other states its easy to poke fun at.

boogblaster 03-28-2007 09:05 AM
All I can say is this..a Iowa coonhunter brought his bitch down here to beautiful seKansas and my dog refused to hit it ....

vailpass 03-28-2007 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by boogblaster
All I can say is this..a Iowa coonhunter brought his bitch down here to beautiful seKansas and my dog refused to hit it ....
Uh, okay. Did you have anything to add to which people who still have all their own teeth might relate?

boogblaster 03-28-2007 09:14 AM
That probably leaves you out then..since your boy-friend had yours pulled ....

HemiEd 03-28-2007 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by boogblaster
All I can say is this..a Iowa coonhunter brought his bitch down here to beautiful seKansas and my dog refused to hit it ....

ROFL Iowa, home of ugly dogs!

Iowanian 03-28-2007 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by HemiEd
ROFL Iowa, home of ugly dogs!
That or...

"Kansas, home of Ghey Coon Dogs"

Boog's dogs are so valuable because they don't bay at the bottom of a tree, they bark Elton John Songs.

vailpass 03-28-2007 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by boogblaster
That probably leaves you out then..since your boy-friend had yours pulled ....
Me gay? I'm certainly not the one refusing a piece of pussy that has been trucked in just for me to do.
Does your dog like show tunes?

Saulbadguy 03-28-2007 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by vailpass
Does your dog like show tunes?
ROFL


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