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Puunnnnn onnnnaaa rizzzzzz!!! |
"Goodbye, arms."
-Cannibal Holocaust FAX |
Ahh...Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there you're wondering "Do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested, but I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested, but do I want to be interested, but now she's not interested, so now all of a sudden I'm getting...I'm started to get interested." And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door 'cause then it's awkward? It's like, well, goodnight. Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug eachother like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close or just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while your just really want to know are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions. And perhaps play a little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels or ouch ouch you're on my hair.
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Richard, how could you be working if you're over there... but your briefcase is over here?
Richard, have you been watching spanktravision again? Hey... that's a pretty girl down there... I wonder if she goes out with one of the YANKees? Richard... who's your favorite little rascal? Is it alfalfa.... or spanky?.... sinner... |
The big sleazy, Tommy Gufano. He's a wop genius.
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"Get the hell away from me, you little bastards!"
-Gulliver's Travels FAX |
"We should really kill that guy"
"What guy?" "Bill" -Kill Bill, Volume I |
"Still need to kill that guy."
-Kill Bill, Volume II |
"What the hell are you looking at? Never seen a Siamese Twin Lawman before?"
-We are Marshall FAX |
Pity Hope had to die, but she sure is delicious scooped over soda.
- Hope Floats. |
"I know I'm about to get killed, but I am taking this fistfull of Viagra anyway!"
-Die Hard |
"Grab that... NOW!"
-Snatch |
"I know it looks like a wood chipper... but I have a really strong feeling that if the 8 of us jump through, we will find it is actually a time machine! I'll go first!"
-Seven |
I prefer the dark
- little miss sunshine. |
If you bring me one more ham and cheese sandwich on toasted bread, I will clean the wall with you!
-Fight Club |
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