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BIG_DADDY 08-03-2007 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX
Flowers are good and all, Mr. beer me. But, if you really want to make an impression, cut off an ear and send it to her.

FAX
ROFL You are friggen funny dude.

1. So not send her flowers and do not call her for 2 days Mr. Beer Stalker. That's the best advise I can give you.

BIG_DADDY 08-03-2007 09:24 AM
You may want to spend a few dollars on a little David De Angelo material. Something tells me you could really use it and yes it works.

Fairplay 08-03-2007 09:25 AM
Prison tats on women are cool.

CanadianChief 08-03-2007 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by RustShack
Sounds too good to be true... hopfully she dosn't have a penis.
I was thinking the same thing...make sure there's nothing taped to her thigh.

CHENZ A! 08-03-2007 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wutamess
After reading this...

Just lay off the compliments and telling her your feelings for a while. If she starts talking flirtatious change the subject to something else.

That lets her know:
1. You don't just wanna bang the chit out of her.
2. Sex isn't the only thing on your mind.
3. You're not that hard up for sex.
4. She can hang out with you without you trying to hump her all the damn time.

Here's the kicker though if she starts giving you too many flirtations then she may just want to :hump: anyway.

It's a fine balance between hard ass & being too pushoffish. Be yourself... change the subject when sex/flirting arises. Hopefully (if that's what you want) We'll be having a "she said yes" thread in a year or so.

congrats on the catch.
exactly

Phobia 08-03-2007 10:40 AM
You really need to paint her house. That is a failsafe plan.

I'd like to deviate from the topic slightly to ask if anybody saw Marissa Miller on late-night TV last night. She was on that dude's show - you know the guy who used to be on MTV? She looked absolutely AMAZING - and I'm pretty sure they didn't airbrush her live TV appearance.

Skyy God 08-03-2007 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wutamess
After reading this...

Just lay off the compliments and telling her your feelings for a while. If she starts talking flirtatious change the subject to something else.

That lets her know:
1. You don't just wanna bang the chit out of her.
2. Sex isn't the only thing on your mind.
3. You're not that hard up for sex.
4. She can hang out with you without you trying to hump her all the damn time.

Here's the kicker though if she starts giving you too many flirtations then she may just want to :hump: anyway.

It's a fine balance between hard ass & being too pushoffish. Be yourself... change the subject when sex/flirting arises. Hopefully (if that's what you want) We'll be having a "she said yes" thread in a year or so.

congrats on the catch.
True, but to a point. You don't want to give the impression that you're an asexual eunuch. I'd definitely recommend keeping the compliments to a minimum, though, if you want to avoid looking desperate and pathetic.

Mr. Flopnuts 08-03-2007 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by beer me
I wish I had one to share.


When you do, it sounds like I'll want that girl too. fuckin spinner baybee!!!!!

FAX 08-03-2007 10:49 AM
I'm concerned about all this "pretend you don't really care and play hard to get" stuff.

A truly confident man should no problem expressing his appreciation and adoration for an attractive member of the opposite sex. They are like a work of art. Send flowers, write her notes, call her and tell her you are intrigued by and infatuated with her. Then, if she doesn't respond in kind, tie her up and keep her in your basement.

FAX

BIG_DADDY 08-03-2007 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Pittsie
True, but to a point. You don't want to give the impression that you're an asexual eunuch. I'd definitely recommend keeping the compliments to a minimum, though, if you want to avoid looking desperate and pathetic.
It's the I want you but I don't need you mentality.

Treat her like she is your bratty little sister and tease her. Keep the sexual tension up. Don't turn into a wussy dude whatever you do.

BIG DADDY

Something tells me he called her the next morning.

BIG_DADDY 08-03-2007 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX
I'm concerned about all this "pretend you don't really care and play hard to get" stuff.

A truly confident man should no problem expressing his appreciation and adoration for an attractive member of the opposite sex. They are like a work of art. Send flowers, write her notes, call her and tell her you are intrigued by and infatuated with her. Then, if she doesn't respond in kind, tie her up and keep her in your basement.

FAX
ROFL Dude that is terrible advise. Your mother teach you that? LMAO

Simply Red 08-03-2007 10:53 AM
Forget her name.

They love that.

Discuss Thrower 08-03-2007 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX
I'm concerned about all this "pretend you don't really care and play hard to get" stuff.

A truly confident man should no problem expressing his appreciation and adoration for an attractive member of the opposite sex. They are like a work of art. Send flowers, write her notes, call her and tell her you are intrigued by and infatuated with her. Then, if she doesn't respond in kind, tie her up and keep her in your basement.

FAX
They don't want that either. They want a guy with emotional baggage. I would suggest that beer me join Hell's Angels and start trying to traffic cocaine if he really wants to keep this girl's interest.

teedubya 08-03-2007 11:19 AM
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BIG_DADDY 08-03-2007 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs
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ROFL Exactly!!!


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