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Nzoner 11-09-2007 03:42 PM
I'm thinking about what I'm going to drink as I'm heading to happy hour at 54th in about 10 minutes to get the weekend started a bit early.

seclark 11-09-2007 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX
Like one of those flexible water bottles, for example. That way, the 40 ouncers could be placed near the side of the sh*tter's water tank far away from the troublesome floaty thing. Additional benefits to this solution would include heightened safety and ease of conveyance into the sh*tter area without fear of discovery and the ability to drink portions of the 40 ouncers during the day.

FAX
drink at work?

1. sir, i am a professional.
2. that doesn't sound very sanitary
3. the beer will go flat

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FAX 11-09-2007 03:49 PM
Well, that leaves us with only one possible solution. The tiny sh*tter must go. We have to permanently disable the current sh*tter so that a larger, more 40 ouncer friendly sh*tter can be installed in its place.

Now ... how to go about incapacitating a sh*tter ...

FAX

seclark 11-09-2007 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX
Well, that leaves us with only one possible solution. The tiny sh*tter must go. We have to permanently disable the current sh*tter so that a larger, more 40 ouncer friendly sh*tter can be installed in its place.

Now ... how to go about incapacitating a sh*tter ...

FAX
no-go...i've worked with, and stored 40s in this shitter for 25years.

look...if you want to keep 2 40s in your shitter, go for it. it's a free country.

myself, i'm pretty much a creature of habit. if it works, i keep doing it.
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penguinz 11-09-2007 03:56 PM
You have worked with the same shitter for 25 yers?

seclark 11-09-2007 03:57 PM
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You have worked with the same shitter for 25 yers?
with and for. yes
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penguinz 11-09-2007 04:00 PM
That is a long time with the same shitter. You should ask for a new one.

FAX 11-09-2007 04:00 PM
My most sincere apologies, Mr. seclark. I had no idea that you and this particular sh*tter had that kind of history together. No one should ever attempt to break up a long-term relationship between a man and his sh*tter. I feel pretty silly.

FAX

JohninGpt 11-09-2007 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by penguinz
That is a long time with the same shitter. You should ask for a new one.
With a bigger tank.

seclark 11-09-2007 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX
My most sincere apologies, Mr. seclark. I had no idea that you and this particular sh*tter had that kind of history together. No one should ever attempt to break up a long-term relationship between a man and his sh*tter. I feel pretty silly.

FAX
it's cool...we've served each other well over the years.
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Sanka 11-09-2007 04:41 PM
Lets get ready to get drunk and rowdy!

FAX 11-09-2007 04:44 PM
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it's cool...we've served each other well over the years.
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Totally understandable, Mr. seclark. You know, I've never had a relationship with a sh*tter that ever really went anywhere. I did become very attached to a blender once, though.

FAX

seclark 11-09-2007 05:18 PM
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Totally understandable, Mr. seclark. You know, I've never had a relationship with a sh*tter that ever really went anywhere. I did become very attached to a blender once, though.

FAX
go ahead and laugh, but i don't go anywhere without my garage door opener.
have a good weekend,
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stevieray 11-09-2007 05:27 PM
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go ahead and laugh, but i don't go anywhere without my garage door opener.
have a good weekend,
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FAX 11-09-2007 06:21 PM
I'm sure glad we got that 40 ouncer in the sh*tter thing worked out.

Now, I'm thinking about the ideal construct for defining and communicating the nature and essence of consciousness in the post DV Era.

FAX


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