:fart:

sniff sniff

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nothing like ripping a beefer and pulling up the covers.

Does sharts count?

Sharts always smell foul but here is no greater pride.

Big ol' fart, followed by teeny tiny fart.

Two mondo farts, loud 'n' proud.

The other day I woke up and had four loud farts that, I swear to god, descended down the musical scale. Like, Do-Ti-La-So.

in

I farted so many times this morning.

Farted.

took a dump yesterday. One big ol turd. It took five times to flush that bitch. It just laid in the bottom on the bowl moving a half an inch with each flush

Peyton Manning.