Without reading the whole thread, I presume that "threesome with her best friend" has already been suggested, right?

The one she works at, or a different one?

It might work, the trouble is finding a play that doesn't make you seem ghey.

Anything but a musical & that wont be a problem.

Bowling. Just go out there and have fun.

Royals game.

Wait a minute. That's where I took my wife on our first date. Thirty-one years later, ....

You get the idea. She ain't worth it if you and she can't enjoy it.

Yeah, I should be ashamed.

Take her out to the middle of nowhere and pretend that you're gonna shoot her
(May wanna bring a gun or a toy gun that looks real)

Then just tell her that you were only kidding get back in the car and come home and see if she gets a kick out of it.

I think you have to be with more than just a couple for that to be fun.

Before you take her out on a first date, make sure she's going to follow the code. Meaning, second date is a BJ.

Don't ask her before you take her on the first date because that may scare her off, what you do is feel it.

The code is not just to be followed, but lived.

We discussed this in the chat room. I don't think a second date requires a blowjob. A fifth date requires sex, though.

Yeah...really...you should.

Think about all of the women & little girls that had something similar happen to them.

take her out to dinner and when you think the check is about to come, get up and go to the bathroom and come back and see if she paid for it.

An obtuse, puckered up asshole. Go on a date with a big fat dick and relax.

if I'm going on a date, that means I've already gotten a BJ