Heh,happened to me once too,we were in 69,faces buried in each other's crotches and kept hearing this tap tap tap and thinking wtf,imagine my surprise when I saw the beam from the flashlight.

Just like LocoChiefsfan, mine may have been when I was so inebriated at a party I have no recollection of it.

I only know I did because half of my school hammered me about it for the next couple of weeks.

Oddly enough, the first time I do recall was in a caboose- a real train caboose that was turned into a little recreational bar by this girl's dad. He had it sitting in the backyard. It was pretty cool. She took me out there during her party and well, one thing led to another.

My second experience occurred on a boat during Spring Break my senior year.

I didn't actually have sex in an actual bed until I was in college. Well, except for the first night that everyone in high school seems to know about but me.

Oh yeah. NOW I remember the Q-tip of Steel. Thanks for reminding me. :cuss:

It was in the back of my GF's '86 Mustang hatchback. Behind a tobacco barn.

Accompanied by the smooth sounds of Motley Crue, and helped by some pretty warm beer.

I was 16... she was 17.

It was magic... magic, I tell ya.

I hope you understand now...


If not, you're doing it wrong. :D

Looking for a pick-me-up or are you just horny?

I had been going to the same summer camp for 3 years. I'd always heard the rumors... the camp director's wife, this busty blonde goddess, had a reputation for sleeping with virile young campers because her husband didn't pay attention to her anymore.

Of course, it just seemed like a made-up campfire story. Everyone knew someone who knew someone who's friend had boffed her. Anyway, long story short, I learned first-hand that the rumor was true.

Well, at least half of it. I never found out if she slept with the campers, but her husband definitely didn't pay attention to her anymore. He certainly paid attention to me, though, promising all the ice cream and canoe rides I wanted, just as long as I never said anything to my parents.

SUMMER FLING
DON'T ME A THING
BUT OH OH
THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS

WELL-UH WELL-UH WELL-UH

That's hot.

End of October. 2007. Girl with issues pursues my ass. I give in... First time was... Unsatisfactory due to... Technical issues. Second time, in the morning, I was a fool and well, you know the limerick. The third time I almost was late to fraternity stuff. Since then, nine months of absolute chastity... And I'm going to Mexico in a week.

In the front seat of a mitsubishu something-or-other. I was drunk off my ass. I remember consenting, but I don't remember his name. I was 27.

I'll tell all of you for sure. Every nitty, gritty detail.

27, wow

you held on that somabitch like a family heirloom.

13; with my older sister's best friend. She was 16; I was sitting on the living room couch on a Sat. morning watching Bugs Bunny; eating a bowl of cereal. I was the only one home, she came over to hang out with my sister, sat down beside me asked if I ever had sex, asked if I wanted to, the rest is history. The horrible part of it is that it took just over 2 years before I had sex again.

All 30 seconds of it.

It was a looong time ago.
I was a senior in high school. Parents out of town. Had a casual go out with some other kids in a big group thing to a movie with a girl who was my first crush in grade school. She was really pretty. We just kind of "bonded" so to speak, later, literally bonded.

I thought she was kinda out of my league. But things took a turn for the very excellent, we ended up back at my house because my parents were gone and my sister was out all night with her boyfriend. Didn't make it out of the living room. For me it was very awkward, then later, fear of pregnancy for about a month. That didn't happen (whew!) We hooked up later that summer, tore it up till I had to go off to college.

She was the one who spent the night with me on a blanket on the 50-yard line of the HS Football field. Last I heard she was married, with three kids in Texas somewhere.

Now she's a smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.