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Ten years ago i wouldnt have given it a 2nd thought. (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=202199)

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5480310)

Have you ever talked to them? The quiet smiley ones? Not the ones batting at invisible birds. I do. Some of them are just totally happy to be lazy. I'd go so far as to say many of them. $5 will feed you in any city. It'll feed you in any town. Any professional pan handler can certainly beg, scrounge, dig, search, recover $5. Hell, McDonalds trash bins will feed you and the $5 can go to a couple 40s. For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.

Not all homeless people are victims.
The one Mohillbilly beat the shit out of included.

Sounds like the summer of '96 living at Ocean City, MD except I lived of Phillips Buffet leftovers instead of McDonalds.

With humans being such a social animals and those guys having so much time on their hands I wonder what they talk about when they get together. I can’t imagine their up on or even care for that matter about current affairs, technology, possessions, reviews, video games, golf, classes, work…

Bob: you see my new box?
Joe: nice
Bob: think it was for a washing machine
Joe: or a dryer
Bob: could have been
Joe: dishwasher too
Bob: should last through a rainstorm or two
Joe: yup

Nope, can’t say I’d be too excited to be a fly on the wall during a hobo conference.

I've never walked a mile in a hobo's shoes
I do realize none of us are more than a moment
of wrong place at the wrong time away

A lesson learned.

I'll bet this guy is sitting in a McDonalds, carefully sipping coffee he bought with the $1.23 he got in his pocket before Chuck Norris curb stomped him.

He's writing a note with a borrowed pen on a napkin that says

"Nowt 2 Seff.
Only Wob Twucks wif Pees syn or Obama bumper stickows"

It took me a second to figure out what pees syn was.

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5480700)

my truck sticker has two pistols crossed and says "my homeland security"
FYI

Never rob a house with a truck that looks like it might have a gun rack....or a string of teef beads hanging from the rear view.

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5480739)

Never rob a house with a truck that looks like it might have a gun rack....or a string of teef beads hanging from the rear view.

I'd think twice about robbing a truck that had a necklace of human teeth hanging from the mirror.

Next time in the mid west MO I'm gonna sneak one of these on your bumper:

http://images6.cafepress.com/product...x350_Front.jpg

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5480310)

For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.

*raises hand*

you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

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Originally Posted by Orlandochiefsgrl (Post 5480790)

you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

Wow. I think we're up to like 5 girls here.

Put a shirt on Iowanian

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...on/FatNerd.jpg

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Originally Posted by Orlandochiefsgrl (Post 5480790)

you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

im glad he did cause i would have beat him till he couldnt or wouldnt get up. then i could have gotten introuble.

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 5480797)

Wow. I think we're up to like 5 girls here.

Put a shirt on Iowanian

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...on/FatNerd.jpg

I thought that was me for a second, but his back's not hairy enough.

I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 5480838)

I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IIDWHa2_0N...0/Bullshit.jpg

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 5480838)

I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

Could you forward me your bank account balance and number?

I need to know if I need it more than you do.