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Valiant 02-23-2009 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 5519997)
Do yourself a huge favor and read this before you proceed:

http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/c-e...apin011004.htm

damn question marks killed the readability..

gblowfish 02-23-2009 07:33 PM

Get a date with her;
Get her really drunk;
Go back to her place;
Use her like a paper towel;
Steal $40 from her purse;
Take a dump in the crisper bin of her fridge;
Disappear.

She'll either wake up crying wondering where you are...
Or really dig you.

Either way, you win.

Simplex3 02-23-2009 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5520051)
damn question marks killed the readability..

Yeah, those didn't used to be there. I'm freaking amazed the article is still there.

Doesn't diminish the effectiveness of the strategy, however.

BucEyedPea 02-23-2009 07:34 PM

She's just being friendly. Women aren't goal oriented like men. It means nothing often.
If she were really interested she's be more careful. JMO.

The Buddha 02-23-2009 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KcKing (Post 5520032)
Bulls*it...

My pops wasn't around...

I spent my younger days having no problem telling a chick that demonstrated her orgasmic vocals to put up or shut up...

Just do 1 of 2 things for us here....

Cum in her face...

er Come outta the Closet...

And this attitude works? I think this stuff, but I sure don't say it. I brought up boob jobs at the party the other night, and had about four girls start hating me... Every time I spill it how it is, bad things happen.

This wasn't supposed to become a "what's wrong with me" thread. Lets just call it at what it is. :-)

luv 02-23-2009 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5520093)
This wasn't supposed to become a "what's wrong with me" thread. Lets just call it at what it is. :-)

Welcome to my world. :p

KcKing 02-23-2009 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5520093)
And this attitude works?

Only if you believe it sir... only if you believe it...

Bearcat 02-23-2009 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5520051)
damn question marks killed the readability..

It's really, really wordy... but can be summed up with:

When she breaks up to you, don't let her talk too much, because you'll be vulnerable and might just believe her bullshit. Look at her with confidence and say:

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Gee, that's too bad.[Look around a bit here] I really enjoyed sleeping with you. I mean, you know, your body's awesome. [full smile now] I'll be sad to see that [insert her most attractive body part here] go. I know I'll never forget you. I'll fantasize about you everyday, especially before I go to sleep at night.
...and leave.

Saul Good 02-23-2009 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5519741)
She also told me she has a video of her with another girl... I don't know if I believe her, but her friends seemed to know about it too.

Truthfully, as a psych minor, she seems super insecure and overcompensating by giving guys sexual attention.

This is what 95% of women do. Here's a basic rule of psychology that will never steer you wrong in any type of relationship:

What people want more than anything is to feel important. If you find out what makes a person feel important, you can extrapolate a lot of other information. For example, if a person feels most important when they do charitable work, spend time with their family, or earn their Master's degree, that person is probably a lot different than someone who feels important by sleeping with a lot of people, bragging about material items, or being rude to a waitress.

If you want to control a situation, do something to make the other person feel important. Then, withhold it.

In doing so, you first establish that you have the ability to give that feeling of importance, then you train the person to act in a certain way in order to get you to validate them further. This is more difficult in professional interactions than it is in dealing with some 19 year old girl with no self-esteem.

You've already made her feel important by asking her out, listening to her slutty stories, etc. Now just dial it way back and make her work harder each time she tries to gain your approval. In a week, she'll be begging for your attention. The problem is, you'll be sick of her in a month, and that will just make her want you more.

luv 02-23-2009 07:53 PM

Eh, I'm still saying nip it in the bud. Don't play games. If you let her get away with acting how she's acting, then she'll keep acting that way. It's up to her to figure out why no one talks to her.

Pioli Zombie 02-23-2009 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5519654)
So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

I hear you brother. Why do you think I stir shit up here and get into swearin fights with total strangers????

IM WORKIN OUT MY ****IN RAGE!!!!!

THAT BITCH!! ;)
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ChiefsCountry 02-23-2009 07:57 PM

Go buy this book and then deal with her
http://i.hotbooksale.com/books/97803...n-Into-Bed.jpg

Tribal Warfare 02-23-2009 08:01 PM

here's a cliche , but keep it real with her talk to her like you do with one of your buds when they do something stupid and you want to constructively correct it. She'll stop and respect you for manning up and **** the shit out of you, or feel belittled because she can't control you. Either way problem solved

Saul Good 02-23-2009 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5520161)
Go buy this book and then deal with her
http://i.hotbooksale.com/books/97803...n-Into-Bed.jpg

That's how to take advantage of skanks with no self-esteem. It's not a good way to meet anyone worth knowing for any other reason.

alanm 02-23-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5519677)
Record her sexually harassing you. Get her fired. Problem solved.

Blackmail...I love it. :D


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