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The Franchise 10-14-2009 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 6171299)
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ROFL

tooge 10-14-2009 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6170646)
Shatter her tail with your man charger.
It's a her gochiefs. That would be a womancharger. You can call yours a mancharger though.

Great Expectations 10-14-2009 01:12 PM
If she is a PK and you aren't doing her somebody else is.

El Jefe 10-14-2009 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DumbHillbillies (Post 6171326)
Cool dude. Carry on. You think she's the one or too early to tell ?
It's still pretty early to tell, but she is definitely marriage material for me. It will be interesting to see how we progress, but that would be awesome.

El Jefe 10-14-2009 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 6171330)
That's very cool. I had a friend do the same thing.

So anyway, my suggestion is you start a ledger of IOU sex for when you guys get married. It's like accrual accounting. You keep track of the value of services owed and record it as an asset.

For instance, she broke your cau, you book an accounts receivable for 50 whenever you want sexes. She invites her mother over to watch the Chiefs game, 5 Steak and blowjob nights. She makes you watch a chick flick, 2 whenever you want sexes and so on and so forth.

The correct answer is accrual accounting. Thank me later.
Oh and you should develop a currency exchange so the accounts payable can be paid off with cash in the event that you break up.
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Oh man that really made me LMAO, REP to you.

El Jefe 10-14-2009 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Great Expectations (Post 6171361)
If she is a PK and you aren't doing her somebody else is.
I can gurantee this isn't true.

rtmike 10-14-2009 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ (Post 6170603)
This is my car FWIW.
No wonder she wrecked it. How on earth can she even fit in it.

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-14-2009 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ (Post 6171185)
No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.

Thats usually the stand people with small penises take because they're afraid the woman will run away laughing never to be seen again!

El Jefe 10-14-2009 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by rtmike (Post 6171574)
No wonder she wrecked it. How on earth can she even fit in it.
Thats funny, I didnt have a clue what you were talking about, until I clicked on the pic. I have no idea why it's so small lol.

TIED5573 10-14-2009 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ (Post 6171185)
No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.
Evidently, you are not familiar with CP protocol. I'm pretty sure you can't be a CP member if you don't condone premarital sex.

teedubya 10-14-2009 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6170566)
You should milk this for multiple quality blowjobs.

Frazod is a wise, wise man. Heed his words.

teedubya 10-14-2009 03:05 PM
This thread is good for several laughs.

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El Jefe 06-16-2010 09:24 AM
This just in, I traded my Charger in broken tail light and all. Traded it in two weeks ago for a 2000 buick Lesabre. I love Buicks, but it's not the same, although the lower insurance and wayyyy lower monthly payment is awesome. With a wedding in the future, I figured it was the best thing to do financially. I was able to eat the negative and get out of it thank goodness. I will never buy a new car again unless I can pay cash, or am rich. As I see that never happening, used cars for me for the rest of my life.

seclark 06-16-2010 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoJC (Post 6824770)
used cars for me for the rest of my life.
used cars
used women
used toothbrushes

the only way to go for me.
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kepp 06-16-2010 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoJC (Post 6824770)
This just in, I traded my Charger in broken tail light and all. Traded it in two weeks ago for a 2000 buick Lesabre. I love Buicks, but it's not the same, although the lower insurance and wayyyy lower monthly payment is awesome. With a wedding in the future, I figured it was the best thing to do financially. I was able to eat the negative and get out of it thank goodness. I will never buy a new car again unless I can pay cash, or am rich. As I see that never happening, used cars for me for the rest of my life.
Yeah, she'll break that one too.


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