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Easy 6 10-17-2009 09:55 AM
Go as a well stuffed wallet with a huge dick, you'll be swamped with horny cooter all night.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-17-2009 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 6178256)
Holy ****. I must have that hoodie.

EDIT: I found it. Its $100 but I already bought it. Its an amazing piece of streetwear.
I'd pay $100 for her.

JohninGpt 10-17-2009 10:19 AM
http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/prod...620493t130.jpg

Look at my horse, my horse is AMAZING!

Coach 10-17-2009 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6178184)
Don't ask me. I generally go as serial killers.
Why am I not suprised? :)

Coach 10-17-2009 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6178298)
Ari is right.

I could have closed that deal.
The deal isn't done.

Halfcan 10-17-2009 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAG (Post 6177796)
Go as a Gynecologist and offer free "probe" exams
winner-thread over

Pink Paradise 2010 10-17-2009 03:16 PM
i say you should go as a giant condom, it would spark up a conversation

Pioli Zombie 10-17-2009 10:00 PM
I'm going to lay on someones lawn and say I'm an "easement"
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ChiefJustice 10-17-2009 10:58 PM
http://www.wondercostumes.com/images.../FW5431350.jpg

I had a friend who wore a basic monk outfit every Halloween during the 90's.

Always had ladies in each arm every year.

nstygma 10-18-2009 01:18 AM
how about zohan, but with a hair dryer and a paul mitchell book

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8986/filmzohan2.jpg

BWillie 10-30-2009 02:10 AM
Well, since you wear shirts that say Dorsia and quote American Psycho like there is no tomorrow. Just go as Bateman. Suit up. Slick your hair back. Buy a see through button up raincoat, cigar. And splooge fake flood on you while yelling "Try getting a reservation at Dorsias now you fuckin' stupid bastard!"

But then again, you said strategies about pulling some hot puss. So maybe not a good idea.

Inspector 10-30-2009 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by SLAG (Post 6177796)
Go as a Gynecologist and offer free "probe" exams
One of my sons went to a party last week with a lab coat that had "obgyn" on it and a name tag that read: "Dr. Hans Feltursnatch".

I chuckled. And yes, I'm sure things went "well" since he went with his girlfriend. Sort of a guaranteed thing. (If you know what I mean....:))

kindra68 10-30-2009 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by BigVE (Post 6177859)
You could go to the party as Ron Jeremy....when they ask where your costume is, say "it's in my pants." :) (no, it didn't work for my cousin either, but we got a good laugh)
last year i went as John Holmes.
Even thought I got good reviews for my costume, it kinda sucked. I kept sitting on my dick all night. it just would not stay in one place! I don’t know how in the heck ya’ll deal with your balls all the damn it. One dick for 8 hours was plenty enough for me. tyvm

LaChapelle 10-30-2009 07:11 AM
Next time just rest a iced drink in your lap/crotch

Nixhex 10-30-2009 07:21 AM
Dress like one of those Indian snake charmers. Have a stuffed snake hanging out of your zipper. Tell the girls if they sing to it, it will dance.


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