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RippedmyFlesh 02-05-2010 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 6508387)
I have a similar arrangement with my wife. She relates in exquisitely painful detail things I've done in the past. Over and over and over and over and...
ROFL
My wife must be able to tell the future because she does that with things that I am going to do.:)

SPATCH 02-05-2010 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by wild1 (Post 6508123)
Why don't you ask the ****ing board what their last names are?
She said her last name was "Green"

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Originally Posted by blaise (Post 6508141)
Ask the Ouija board if I should take the over or under on Sunday.
Two weeks ago my iPod Touch was stolen from my room. I decided to consult the ouija board since we had so much success talking to the last woman. We talked to a guy named Elton Bakerson who said he saw it happen; when we asked who took it he said, "fate must remain unknown." I then asked if he couldn't tell me and he said, "not supposed to."

ClevelandBronco 02-05-2010 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 6508392)
She said her last name was "Green"



Two weeks ago my iPod Touch was stolen from my room. I decided to consult the ouija board since we had so much success talking to the last woman. We talked to a guy named Elton Bakerson who said he saw it happen; when we asked who took it he said, "fate must remain unknown." I then asked if he couldn't tell me and he said, "not supposed to."
The board couldn't say "Midnight Vulture?"

Fish 02-05-2010 02:29 PM
A ouija board once told me I would die before my 28th birthday... so really... I'm a zombie in denial...

FAX 02-05-2010 02:33 PM
I once lost my car keys and, after an hour of fruitless searching, decided to dust off the handy-dandy Ouija board. Upon asking the question, "Connect now to the spirit plane, oh mighty Ouija board and tell me ... where are my car keys?", the planchette began to slightly tremble then slowly spelled out; L ... O ... S ... T ... D ... U ... M ... B ... A ... S ... S.

Sometimes the spirit people can be a bunch of pricks.

FAX

DMAC 02-05-2010 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 6508392)
She said her last name was "Green"



Two weeks ago my iPod Touch was stolen from my room. I decided to consult the ouija board since we had so much success talking to the last woman. We talked to a guy named Elton Bakerson who said he saw it happen; when we asked who took it he said, "fate must remain unknown." I then asked if he couldn't tell me and he said, "not supposed to."
Dude...wake the **** up! Elton stole your touch!

DMAC 02-05-2010 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 6508444)
Dude...wake the **** up! Elton stole your touch!
...and he's probably watching Twilight on it....ooooooooo

RippedmyFlesh 02-05-2010 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 6508409)
A ouija board once told me I would die before my 28th birthday... so really... I'm a zombie in denial...
Or maybe you did die and now you are in Dante's version of hell where the chiefs never win a SB.

DMAC 02-05-2010 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 6508475)
Or maybe you did die and now you are in Dante's version of hell where the chiefs never win a SB.
Thanks for draggin the rest of us with you, ya ****.

ClevelandBronco 02-05-2010 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 6508475)
Or maybe you did die and now you are in Dante's version of hell where the chiefs never win a SB.
This isn't even close to hell. Ask the Cleveland Browns fans.

SPATCH 02-05-2010 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6508092)
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Wow. That was a waste of fifteen minutes.

ClevelandBronco 02-05-2010 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by the_spatula (Post 6508501)
Wow. That was a waste of fifteen minutes. That didn't prove shit.
You don't want to bring up the concept of "proof" in this discussion, dude.

RippedmyFlesh 02-05-2010 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 6508483)
Thanks for draggin the rest of us with you, ya ****.
I have learned throughout the years we as chief's fans are

http://www.bdb.com.au/images/books/l...the_cursed.jpg

Joie 02-05-2010 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 6508366)
Very true.
When my wife had cancer a doctor showed her pictures of a cancerous cell being destroyed and told her to picture this going on in her body. That was 25 years ago and she is alive and well today. i am really not a beleiver in super natural stuff goes against my logical oriented thinking but I don't just write it off either.
After almost a year of being unemployed I got a call for an interview and my wife
said she will say a little prayer for me(neither of us are very religious)
I got the job. To me it was like the scene in patton where patton tells the priest
to pray for mild weather and they get it. So patton said "Give that priest a medal God listens to him" kind of the way I feel about my wife.
I actually do put some credence in the mind-body relationship. When my baby was in NICU, I had to pump milk for her. One of the nurses suggested I look at photos of her while I was getting her milk. I always produced more as I looked at photos, or while I was sitting with her in the NICU.

Joie 02-05-2010 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 6508475)
Or maybe you did die and now you are in Dante's version of hell where the chiefs never win a SB.
Must be the bottom rung of Hell, because it's freaking cold and snowing in KC today.


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