Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.

You're my hero. When I grow up I wanna be a bad ass like you.

You think the nominations are a joke? Sorter gif this joker on what the Academy does with comedians?

PGM voted for me. We've been homies for a while.

Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance. :harumph:

hey I looked at the pictures in the rule book and nowhere did it state I couldn't...

OP updated.

Academy by-laws section 38 page 15 line 4 clearly states............ "if a candidate nominates themselves, they forfeit the right to receive a participation ribbon."

Hey now... That's what this place is all about man. You know these things. LMAO

We expect the key to the executive washroom returned to the front desk by COB.:harumph:

This is an ass raping.

I'm suing for unemployment benefits. I'm Also reporting all the sexual harassment!

You'd probably get some votes from the DC monkeys if you offered that up.