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6 consecutive clean breakers....nice
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.
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I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.
That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one. |
Haha. Change NewChief's name to "The Phantom"
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Unless I'm not feeling well, from ass touch to wipe I'm usually around a minute~
speed pooper here. |
I seriously used to spend like 45 minutes in the shitter when I was a kid because I loved to read, and that was one of the only places I could go and not get harassed by my family to do chores or whatever. To actually poo? Not long. To engage in extracurriculars (rubbing one out, reading a book, escaping from my insane kids, playing iPhone games)? I can still be in there for a while.
That drives my wife even crazier. She never knows if its going to be a 30 second shit or a 30 minute one. |
Depends.
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surprised a MOD hasn't changed big smoke's name to big poop.
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Like 30 seconds?
If it takes you 20 or 30 you might have a problem... |
I have been pooping consistently - two out of ten are smooth-breakers. About 20 minutes ago i had the exploding shit meringue surprise. An exploding shit meringue surprise is when you think you have a promising log to dispose of and it turns out to be a detonated, inverted atomic ass bomb. Still somewhat satisfying though, i'm not going to lie about it.
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