And since you're incapable of luring a women into your bedroom and creating offspring (although they probably couldn't figure out how to breathe), you'd likely die alone in the middle of 640 acres with your pants down around your ankles.

So I take it you two have met before and aren't fond of one another?

No. Good God, no.

He's a moron. And a virgin.

He's like the skinny GoChiefs circa 2002.

Hookers available? Or sluts? sluts would be good.

You don't think people like that will create sheep-man hybrids to do the farm work for them???:hmmm:

**** the french. Worthless bastards anyway.

Kind of the way I live now....

What are the climate and seasonal changes like?

It is likely that there will be a slut or two in the town that's a day's drive away, and of course you never know about your neighbors.

Assume the equivalent of Nebraska or Iowa. Hot summers for growing, cold winters for repairing equipment.

So you're in?

Why would I leave what I already have for the same shit weather?

Most of you mothers ****ers live stock would wander off or get eatin. Your cows would hold up and get mastitis and without pesticides or knowledge of food storage you'd starve.

One of the up sides is that with free wifi you could blog about your slow death.

When another homesteader shits out do you divy up his property?

640 acres and no mortgage. Plus they have very pretty sunsets.