I'd say that's about the sum of it, murder is for the jury to decide... but its way easy to believe the property owner was sick to death of rude behavior and trash always being strewn about the place.

I've been down the Current twice and no doubt there are a LOT of idiots, and also, if the victim was with two dozen others, you can damn near bet he was being a jackoff, i've seen it myself down there... the bigger the group, the bigger the assholes they're capable of being.

A lot like the "only two beers" drunk drivers always claim.

I saved a gal from Drowning a few years back. she was so hammered she could barely remain conscious. I saw her dipping under; then again....eyes closed....I could tell she was struggling in the 6' + feet of water. I hopped out of the canoe and pulled her ashore. I put her in a raft of some other drunk a**es in her party. I yelled out for someone in her party, and a guy and gal came up to me; trashed. I said "Dude, make sure she doesn't get out of this raft. She nearly drowned.

Yeah about 10 minutes later I saw the group, and the same drunk B was out splashing in the water. I didn't have to give CPR but it was very very close. We saw them the next day when we headed home at a breakfast buffet. My brother says in passing "You're welcome by the way". They looked at him like he had 4 heads and asked "What"? He proceeded to tell them that the chick (who was HUNGover at the table) nearly drowned and we pulled her out. NONE of them had any idea.

Scary

We're missing essential information. Was anyone involved an ethnic minority? If so, it's probably not going to go well for that guy.

Whoa. Not good.

DERP DERP HE WAS PISSING ON MY LAWN, MY PROPERTY DOG GONE IT HE DESERVES TO DIE!! DERP DERP

sit in a canoe/kayak/innertube for a few hours in the hot sun slamming beers, you don't have any idea how drunk you're getting.
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the bonus was my hand got some boob action whilst hoisting her out of the water into the raft.

Totally believable though.

yep. and this party was young. no way they were of age. They had all the makings of a bad day; Jack and Cokes, Jello Shots, beer bong.
nice little 100 degree day; 5 hour float.

good god.

should have turned her over and picked her up like a 6-pack.
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That's probably not the only action she got if she was that drunk.

I thought about it. I was scared though man. I pulled her out, and she was limp. I put her into the raft on shore, sat her up. she had a pulse. fairly shallow breathing. Finally got her to open her eyes, and she was talking (albeit slurring/barely audible).


but my hand got some. So I figured we were square

LMAO Ground rule double.

I don't doubt it for one second. We go to Havasu every year. I've seen plenty of that shit. Most of them topless.