Or springer or Maury...or straight to Craigslist

Did anyone else clap out loud and chant Rudy Rudy Rudy!! For the short one?

Brutal!! Please tell me..... Not Florida??

Don't meth with Kansas.

It's a pretty good shovel throw, I mean that's not something that is practiced a whole lot I would imagine.

It's probably another Jimmy Kimmel stunt.

Ok she's 18... Yes to motorboating her butt then

The redhead's skull did bounce off the concrete pretty well.



Ouch. Additionally, I'd like to add that was some abominable footwork, head movement, and lack of creative striking (exception being the shovel).

I dunno, maybe I'm sheltered, but I've never seen a knuckle wrist slap before.

The redhead really didn't need to do much; she was given free openings the whole time, so all she did (all she had to do) were the same two moves over and over - punch to the face, and end each flurry with a kick to the belly. She also kept backing up to keep the distance where it was best for her. I get the feeling this wasn't her first. She shouldn't have turned her back to run, though.

The short girl was just hopeless. She put her hands up because she saw it on TV, but she had no idea how to punch, or even that she should punch - her go-to move was that sort of two-handed flailing grab that left her face wide open. The one semi-good shot she got in (not counting the shovel, of course) was just after she said 'you kicked me in the stomach AGAIN', when she went for broke and got one slap in that (maybe?) landed. Otherwise, she was a punching bag, but I'll give her this much - she took a lot of punishment to the face, considering she's quite a tiny person and only I think 14 years old, and kept coming.

That's right, it's 3:28 in the morning, and I'm doing semi-serious critiques of Internet girl fights. Hello, rock bottom!

That was the dumbest "fight" I've ever seen, "are you ready? I'll let you get ready".

Girl IS lucky she didn't kill the other one, though.

This vid picks up where the other left off at around the 7 minute mark.
I cant hear, but I kicked that bitches ass
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That girl that got hit in the head with the shovel had 38,000 twitter followers last night from this video.

Seemed like a premature standup. Shorty had closed the distance and was improving her position.

Oh she got spaded!