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OP Pedo poster is pedo.
I'll take 'Things you should keep to yourself for 500, Alex' . . . . :shakehead: |
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Well, if you have a personal list of places you've "Beat It," then probably NO place seems weird to you....
Pervo. For you kiddies out there, here's a little PSA song. Think of the St. Louis "Heroin" PSA. Everybody sing....strum the Ukelele....and... Shoplifted Penthouse from the Store Stole some panties from the Girl Next Door Flushed a gym sock smeared with vaseline. Experimented with dressing in drag Then you found a rope and a plastic bag And you died...choking your chicken like Carradine. You're the kinda guy who has time to kill You'll try anything for a new cheap thrill So you tied yourself up, just like Ol' Kung Fu... Wanked and wanked till your wrist got sore While you hung yourself from the closet door And you died, choking your chicken like Carradine. Goin' out like that is pretty damn sick With a rope round your neck and your hand on your dick You know it's gonna make your mama scream. You should find a nice girl and just settle down, Drop your pants and let her go to town. But you died...choking your chicken like Carradine. So don't die, floggin the dolphin like Carradine. Don't die, boppin the bishop like Carradine. Don't die, milking the cobra like Carradine. Don't die, spankin' the monkey like Carradine. |
Took my girls to eat here tonight.
pizza and salad was delish! Posted via Mobile Device |
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A uhh friend of mine and a very vulnerable travel neck pillow at the age of 14, in a van, in a parking lot.
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better question is if anyone has caught you beatin it
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No, i have a good hiding spot.
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All over this chicks tummy in the back seat of Bugs 4 door Comet... In-between Lincoln & Omaha doing close to a 100mph...
Bugs was driving. Bugs was crazy ****er back in the day. |
Railroad tunnel or School Library. You choose.
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I whack it in traffic yo
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WTF
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Church lol
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Filter evasion. Reported. |
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