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Pasta Little Brioni 08-08-2014 09:47 AM

Sweet more fake stories

gblowfish 08-08-2014 09:48 AM

Is this your girlfriend?
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Don Corlemahomes 08-08-2014 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10803239)
Is this your girlfriend?
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She would be LUCKY to be that attractive.

Don Corlemahomes 08-08-2014 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10803236)
Sweet more fake stories

Yeah but I'm trying to establish a rep here on chiefs planet.

HoneyBadger 08-08-2014 10:21 AM

She's trying to get pregnant

TimBone 08-08-2014 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10803197)
Update: we're good. She said she understands where I'm coming from and she wants me to communicate more. She also said it would be easier to dial it back if it wasn't really great sex. I guess her last guy was attractive with a good personality but he was subpar sexually and they didn't do it as much.

So all in all, a solid talk.

Glad to hear you worked things out.

GloryDayz 08-08-2014 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10801885)
Marry her.


Problem solved.

This...............

ping2000 08-08-2014 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10803197)
Update: we're good. She said she understands where I'm coming from and she wants me to communicate more. She also said it would be easier to dial it back if it wasn't really great sex. I guess her last guy was attractive with a good personality but he was subpar sexually and they didn't do it as much.



So all in all, a solid talk.


In other words, she'll just **** your friends on your nights off.

RaiderH8r 08-08-2014 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10803197)
Update: we're good. She said she understands where I'm coming from and she wants me to communicate more. She also said it would be easier to dial it back if it wasn't really great sex. I guess her last guy was attractive with a good personality but he was subpar sexually and they didn't do it as much.

So all in all, a solid talk.

That's great and all but doesn't answer the question. Is she good at anal?

CanadianChief 08-08-2014 12:12 PM

Yeah just try to PIIHB every night and see if she can keep up with that five times a week!

If she can...then marry her!!!

htismaqe 08-08-2014 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChief (Post 10803548)
Yeah just try to PIIHB every night and see if she can keep up with that five times a week!

If she can...then marry her!!!

Listen to this man.

rtmike 08-08-2014 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10801891)
Seriously though, 5 times a week is too much?


No kidding! I used to be a hound & thought I'd never be able to live w/o it.

I haven't got it on with my wife since I got out of the hospital in '04 so I have NO sympathy for you. LMAO

loochy 08-08-2014 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rtmike (Post 10803627)
No kidding! I used to be a hound & thought I'd never be able to live w/o it.

I haven't got it on with my wife since I got out of the hospital in '04 so I have NO sympathy for you. LMAO

wtf?
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ToxSocks 08-08-2014 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rtmike (Post 10803627)
No kidding! I used to be a hound & thought I'd never be able to live w/o it.

I haven't got it on with my wife since I got out of the hospital in '04 so I have NO sympathy for you. LMAO

I assume your dick was amputated?

Iowanian 08-08-2014 01:49 PM

He was paralyzed in an accident.


My guess is he's at least gentleman enough to loan his favorite lady a thumb once in a while.


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