My 18yo step daughter does the makeup shit. Fortunately, she's got a beautiful face like her mother, so her lies aren't egregious, but when she's starts, she still looks like she's getting ready for a production of "Cats".

She does other girls prom makeup and such, it's insane what she's learned from YouTube. Also, **** YouTube. I thought my sister's had a lot of make-up growing up. She has more than the 4 of them put together.

Yeah, I can't hate on them. If we could do it, we'd do the same shit. I was just tapping into my inner scorned, average male.

I remember I got bamboozled once back in high school. I met this chick the night of prom. She was looking decent. Probably like a 6 all dolled up (that's on the 5-being-average-scale for anyone curious) in her dress with hair done and what not. So we got a little close that night.

I ended up seeing her again at a later date and she was no better than a 4. I felt so violated.

Lol. I get it. Had s night it one night, brought a female roommates college friends home.

A couple days later we were looking through pictures, and I asked "dang, who's that?" They started laughing. It was the girl I brought home. I was too drink to remember the night, but was damned sure that wasn't who I woke up next to!

Lucky though, she was still worth the effort, but I can imagine how bad it could have been.

Charges dropped

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-...kromer-dropped

Paid them off. I love money.