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Rain Man 09-13-2016 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pointer19 (Post 12423803)
:cuss::cuss::cuss:

Three per day, my friend. You'll die soon enough.

Amnorix 09-13-2016 11:39 AM

This entire thread is mostly a reminder that one of the absolute best things to ever happen to us was the fact that we were born in the USA.

Hydrae 09-13-2016 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12423755)
BWillie is our third reincarnation of the day. We roll the dice and he enters the world as a working stiff in Queens whose strong talent is held back by his morbid obesity.

Gender Male
Intelligence 88
Appearance 22
Wealth 62
Nation United States
Region NY - Queens
Population 2,230,722

You can likely afford a single-family home in Queens in about this range. Plus, you're convenient to the city to go to shows.

http://ap.rdcpix.com/1759223583/fd70...0_h480_q80.jpg

Glad to see he has a ramp so his caretaker can push his wheelchair up to the front door.

Bowser 09-13-2016 11:59 AM

Yeah, hit me up on this.

I've got a feeling that I'm either going to be like Albert Brooks in the movie Defending Your Life where he sees himself in a past life as a tribesman running from a lion, or I'll end up being a ball turret gunner on a B-17. If it's the latter, we're going to have words.

Rain Man 09-13-2016 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 12423852)
This entire thread is mostly a reminder that one of the absolute best things to ever happen to us was the fact that we were born in the USA.

I suspect that will be a conclusion. But for me, another fun part of it is the opportunity to look at some regions of the world that I would never normally look up, and see what they're like.

BWillie 09-13-2016 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12423755)
BWillie is our third reincarnation of the day. We roll the dice and he enters the world as a working stiff in Queens whose strong talent is held back by his morbid obesity.

Gender Male
Intelligence 88
Appearance 22
Wealth 62
Nation United States
Region NY - Queens
Population 2,230,722

You can likely afford a single-family home in Queens in about this range. Plus, you're convenient to the city to go to shows.

http://ap.rdcpix.com/1759223583/fd70...0_h480_q80.jpg

Yes! At least I'm Murrican again. I'm a smart lazy fat guy who probably plays hours and hours of World of Warcraft, at the expense of not furthering my career. I'll take it. Go Mets. I guess.

Fire Me Boy! 09-13-2016 12:16 PM

Me

stumppy 09-13-2016 12:19 PM

Did I miss something ?

Rain Man 09-13-2016 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 12423922)
Did I miss something ?

Several people are getting life mulligans in this thread. Do you like your chances of doing better in a re-try?

DJ's left nut 09-13-2016 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 12423852)
This entire thread is mostly a reminder that one of the absolute best things to ever happen to us was the fact that we were born in the USA.

No kidding.

I think I'm pretty okay with this whole midwestern white male thing. It's worked out pretty well thus far.

Renegade 09-13-2016 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 12422897)
Do me when you get time. Thanks!


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That sounds wrong on so many levels

KChiefs1 09-13-2016 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Renegade (Post 12423972)
That sounds wrong on so many levels



Right is right even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it.





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stumppy 09-13-2016 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12423955)
Several people are getting life mulligans in this thread. Do you like your chances of doing better in a re-try?

I must have miscounted. Thought my new life was to be published today.

Dartgod 09-13-2016 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12423810)
Three per day, my friend. You'll die soon enough.

Why only 3?

I will refuse to stand for the National Anthem until you increase the number per day to 5.

This injustice will not continue!

mr. tegu 09-13-2016 02:36 PM

There seems to be a demand for this product. If the supplier doesn't increase the supply, a knock off brand will surely see the opportunity and fill that void.


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