not sure how a graze saves our football savior?:hmmm:

Come to think of it, it wasn’t to save him, but take the bullet because he was under fire. Yes, I take the graze. Along with Chiefs fan lore and admittance into the winning Super Bowl locker room.

carcosa - Directly into the left femur at about testicle height, from the front. That's really going to hurt.

You took the bullet. You fulfilled your obligation.

Can’t we just have Alex Smith take the bullet?

Chiefs fan in Omaha - Inside of the right thigh from the back, slightly above the midpoint of the thigh. Flesh wound.

Just when I thought serendipity was dead...

HaHa! Your gonna bleed out

ChiefAshhole1056 - Outside of the right shin, roughly halfway up the leg, from the front. Might have hit the bone, but probably just grazed it.

Lots of leg wounds so far. Just a random draw.

ChiefsPantelones - An inch above your right hip, from the right side. It'll miss your spine, but it's going to go through your body widthwise and really screw up your large intestine.

HaHa! You gotta poop in a bag for a while

Chiefs=Good - Right quad, an inch above your knee, from the back. Close enough to your femur that it'll probably break it, but not shatter it. It's going to hurt.

My uncle has pooped in a bag for the last 25 years. If that happened to me, I could live with it.

Yeah, a kid whose life has just started and destined for great things vs a guy whose life is half over with no kids and living a mediocre existence.

Like Bruce Willis in Sin City " Good Trade"

coochie liquor - Base of the skull from the back, an inch left of where your spine meets your skull. It's nonlethal by definition, but you're going to be on a ventilator for the rest of your life, staring blankly up at the ceiling of your nursing home. Mahomes fans thank you for your sacrifice.

I would die for him. I would spend an eternity burning in the lakes of hell fire for that man.