There are states that allow kidnapping?

I'd give everyone in my hometown of SAINT JOSEPH MISSOURI $4.20

Oh please. If anyone cared about the poor, this lottery wouldn't exist and they'd just pay the money to charity now.

As Navin R. Johnson says in The Jerk, "Charities? Send them away. There are people a lot more deserving than me"

Soooo...keeping it in garbage bags in the basement is probably not the way to go then?

I'm not talking about what what anyone else thinks. I'm talking about what you think.

Which is, you clearly don't care for the poor either.

I was in downtown Amarillo last week and got to a red light beside an overpass. This homeless chick came around the corner walking the line of traffic carrying a cardboard sign that said something to the effect. " spare change or a little food, anything helps" .as I turned under the overpass there sat her boyfriend/husband/ brother. I dunno , but he had no legs and one arm.

Yeah, I feel so blessed as it is but if I were to win that sucker I'd go find that couple and show them my winning numbers give them 10 bucks and tell them to buy lotto.

If you win and plan on giving some to family….how much would you give them? A million? Just pay off their bills?

Are you not giving them anything?

Probably not the best. But it definitely is an option.

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There is a limit on what you can give people before taxes kicking. But everybody would get a little I just don't know how much

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I'd ask them how much it would take for them to leave me the hell alone.

Then I got to thinking one side of the family doesn't need anything. Because my brother-in-law is in very good shape. So that leaves my sister. We'll see.

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Which I’m sure would result in complaints from people who didn’t get anything. That’s why I thought about just paying shit off for family like houses and bills. Yeah, you didn’t get millions but you are debt free.

Which I’m sure they would rack up more and then show up to get that paid off.

I happened to be traveling before the last drawing...and the numerous billboards convinced me. I bought a ticket in every state I passed through (4). I did not even match a single digit.

I'll buy a ticket, but only a single.

What would I buy? maybe some billboards to share my thoughts.

Difficult to bitch at you when you've got a new cell number and are in Amsterdam