Do you leave the doors on or locked? Leave a window down.

Go to lowes instead of Menards. Or missy B's. You will get ducked.

I would have to agree with that.
Back when you could still get the 4.0L straight six and solid axles.

ROFL

Well.... it is Pride month. 🤔

Have an old Wrangler I bought off my brother in law a few years back. Plenty of rust spots and 200k+ on it but it's the last year they had the bulletproof inline 6. Only use it for tooling around in the summer with the top off or pulling a jet ski.

Have had half a dozen of those ducks left in it. Didn't know why the hell people would put toy ducks in a parked car until one actually had a tag saying nice jeep, so yes it's some Jeep cult thing. Funny since this thing is far from "nice condition" but it will rust apart before the engine dies.

I see a gray Rubicon around town always at Quicktrips. It has pink pinstriping spare tire cover and Jerry cans on each side. Marmot Campmore Northface and ducks unlimited stickers in back windows. I think she has to work for QT. She is always a well dressed big heavy. She struggles to get in and out of the thing and I assume is very fearful about running out of gas.

She is kinda butch and I assume a lesbian but she supports Ducks Unlimited so AOK by me. Ive had to resist the urge to thump the jerry cans to determine if they ar full.

They probably film themselves eating lunch next to it or some shit.

I know Tiny! Great gal! :)

Saw a little car with giant fake eyelashes around the headlights the other day. Lots of pastel colored trim. 70+ grandma-ish looking lady driving. Millennial aged gal in the passenger seat talking fast and emphatically. Had a fun time imagining that conversation in my head.

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Same. And the Jeep thing where you're supposed to wave or otherwise acknowledge another Jeep owner when you pass by them...never done that either. Or had anyone do it to me. But then I'm not gay, sooo...

I keep getting them put on my Humvee dash, it's annoying.

Well.... that is just "pathetic", "corny", "gay", and "silly". You have to be mindful about what a 3rd party thinks of something that makes your nurse happy and harms no one but E6's sensibilities.

You having participated in such an exchange makes you a card carrying member of "Gaywalker Ranch". You bundle of sticks.

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Yea, the wave thing got real annoying.
If someone waves I'll wave back but they got into this whole hierarchy thing of who was supposed to initiate the wave based on cool points (lift, tires, winch and whatever bolt on crap to increase cool points) and I'm just not into posturing that much.

So they managed to make it like Harley riders and the rest of the motorcycle guys?