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Referees Annoyed As Football Game Keeps Interrupting Their Penalty Calls · Oct 28, 2024 · BabylonBee.com KANSAS CITY, KS — Referees at a recent Chiefs game were reportedly less than thrilled to find that an NFL football game kept interrupting their penalty calls. According to several refs at the game, the teams of players lining up and trying to move the football across the field "totally messed up" their attempts to keep calling random calls in favor of Patrick Mahomes. "I blame the coaches — always trying to get their players to get another play going," said head referee Chut Brand as he adjusted his inch-and-a-half thick glasses. "We're all busy here trying to invent calls people have never even seen before so that our homie Mahomes can kick butt, but all of these loser football players kept getting in the way. Really, really disrespectful." While fans have tended to take rather dim views of the referees' complaints, one source here referred to as "Matrick Pahomes" to protect his identity claims that the refs' grievance is completely valid. At publishing time, NFL referees had decided to teach those upstart players a real lesson by awarding the next three games to Mahomes as a penalty for starting a play. |
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We’ll just sit quietly over here until the playoffs start |
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Throw your lot in with Rex, losers. LMAO
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">"I've seen teams like this before ... They get beat in the first round."<br><br>Rex Ryan doesn't have any faith in the Chiefs right now 😯 <a href="https://t.co/vJMjh4GPic">pic.twitter.com/vJMjh4GPic</a></p>— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1863262436993687978?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
Tough to lose in the first round when you don’t PLAY in the first round!
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> may drive us crazy, but 14 consecutive wins in one-score games is history! <a href="https://t.co/n5ROHHPJZg">pic.twitter.com/n5ROHHPJZg</a></p>— Starcade Media (@StarcadeMediaKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/StarcadeMediaKC/status/1862927468899766358?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Mahomes said close games are a good thing for the Chiefs.<br><br>What people don’t realize is that the Chiefs have played 18 PLAYOFF games since Mahomes took over. <br><br>They have leaned to win in every single environment & are callused from these extra games. <a href="https://t.co/5Zf13hlEBi">pic.twitter.com/5Zf13hlEBi</a></p>— Chase Daniel (@ChaseDaniel) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChaseDaniel/status/1864704542199468408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 5, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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It's the tomahawk chop, not the tomahawk throw. Keep 'em close
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Coach Matt Patricia is "never gonna question" the Chiefs as long as they have Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. <a href="https://t.co/nUG6KK3rlY">pic.twitter.com/nUG6KK3rlY</a></p>— NFL Network (@nflnetwork) <a href="https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/1864712316178071955?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 5, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Detroit Lions are the only REAL 12-1 team in the NFL right now *♂️<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OnePride?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#OnePride</a> <a href="https://t.co/NIZ9r1SW1U">pic.twitter.com/NIZ9r1SW1U</a></p>— (@the_det_times) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_det_times/status/1865974508739285248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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