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SD15 10-28-2024 09:37 PM

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/...-penalty-calls

Referees Annoyed As Football Game Keeps Interrupting Their Penalty Calls

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Oct 28, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

KANSAS CITY, KS — Referees at a recent Chiefs game were reportedly less than thrilled to find that an NFL football game kept interrupting their penalty calls.

According to several refs at the game, the teams of players lining up and trying to move the football across the field "totally messed up" their attempts to keep calling random calls in favor of Patrick Mahomes.

"I blame the coaches — always trying to get their players to get another play going," said head referee Chut Brand as he adjusted his inch-and-a-half thick glasses. "We're all busy here trying to invent calls people have never even seen before so that our homie Mahomes can kick butt, but all of these loser football players kept getting in the way. Really, really disrespectful."

While fans have tended to take rather dim views of the referees' complaints, one source here referred to as "Matrick Pahomes" to protect his identity claims that the refs' grievance is completely valid.

At publishing time, NFL referees had decided to teach those upstart players a real lesson by awarding the next three games to Mahomes as a penalty for starting a play.

Basileus777 10-29-2024 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17770408)
JFC not again

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I don't know how anyone looks at Buffalo's defense and thinks they are the best team in the AFC.

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New World Order 10-29-2024 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17770408)
JFC not again

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Bills look like the best team in the AFC. The Chiefs are undefeated, but they have their own set of problems.<br><br>Today on The Lombardi Line, <a href="https://twitter.com/RichGannon12?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RichGannon12</a> and I broke down what we&#39;re seeing from Buffalo. What do you think?<a href="https://twitter.com/VSiNLive?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@VSiNLive</a> <a href="https://t.co/jrlTrHFqmH">pic.twitter.com/jrlTrHFqmH</a></p>&mdash; Michael Lombardi (@mlombardiNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/mlombardiNFL/status/1850960226583003463?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This is what we want.

We’ll just sit quietly over here until the playoffs start

TEX 10-29-2024 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Basileus777 (Post 17770735)
I don't know how anyone looks at Buffalo's defense and thinks they are the best team in the AFC.

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That's easy, they dont. They just look at the offense and figure it will be too much for any defense to handle. Style points...

DJay23 10-29-2024 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TEX (Post 17770739)
That's easy, they dont. They just look at the offense and figure it will be too much for any defense to handle. Style points...

As Kevin Broussard says, "Breakdancing."

Rainbarrel 10-29-2024 06:54 AM

The NFL also has a shared gate receipt system, where 34% of each team's ticket revenue goes to a general pool that is then shared equally among all 32 teams. In 2023, each team received $25 million from this system.

That new stadium ticket pricing keeps owners very happy. SELL SELL SELL

Tribal Warfare 11-09-2024 12:04 AM

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Hammock Parties 12-01-2024 11:56 AM

Throw your lot in with Rex, losers. LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;I&#39;ve seen teams like this before ... They get beat in the first round.&quot;<br><br>Rex Ryan doesn&#39;t have any faith in the Chiefs right now 😯 <a href="https://t.co/vJMjh4GPic">pic.twitter.com/vJMjh4GPic</a></p>&mdash; NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1863262436993687978?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

duncan_idaho 12-01-2024 02:05 PM

Tough to lose in the first round when you don’t PLAY in the first round!

Tribal Warfare 12-01-2024 10:54 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> may drive us crazy, but 14 consecutive wins in one-score games is history! <a href="https://t.co/n5ROHHPJZg">pic.twitter.com/n5ROHHPJZg</a></p>&mdash; Starcade Media (@StarcadeMediaKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/StarcadeMediaKC/status/1862927468899766358?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Hammock Parties 12-05-2024 10:19 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Mahomes said close games are a good thing for the Chiefs.<br><br>What people don’t realize is that the Chiefs have played 18 PLAYOFF games since Mahomes took over. <br><br>They have leaned to win in every single environment &amp; are callused from these extra games. <a href="https://t.co/5Zf13hlEBi">pic.twitter.com/5Zf13hlEBi</a></p>&mdash; Chase Daniel (@ChaseDaniel) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChaseDaniel/status/1864704542199468408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 5, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Rainbarrel 12-05-2024 11:25 AM

It's the tomahawk chop, not the tomahawk throw. Keep 'em close

Hammock Parties 12-05-2024 05:17 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Coach Matt Patricia is &quot;never gonna question&quot; the Chiefs as long as they have Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. <a href="https://t.co/nUG6KK3rlY">pic.twitter.com/nUG6KK3rlY</a></p>&mdash; NFL Network (@nflnetwork) <a href="https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/1864712316178071955?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 5, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Hammock Parties 12-09-2024 05:57 PM

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Hammock Parties 12-09-2024 11:34 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Detroit Lions are the only REAL 12-1 team in the NFL right now ��*♂️<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OnePride?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#OnePride</a> <a href="https://t.co/NIZ9r1SW1U">pic.twitter.com/NIZ9r1SW1U</a></p>&mdash; ������ �������������� ���������� �� (@the_det_times) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_det_times/status/1865974508739285248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


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