Good lord, this looks like alot of work. Thank God Kevin's here to entertain us.

Plane #9 – Kegger

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, Low vertically (Vulnerable)


Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

1 Me109 driven away by fighters

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

Keg’s piloting skills produce a tight formation with other B-17s, preventing an attack by 2 Me109s.

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
No Flak!
Bombs run off target – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

3 FW190s driven away by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

No enemy
Good weather
Good landing
Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay.

Aftereffects

None
Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer Ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

Not a scratch, not a wasted bullet. Bombs got wasted, though.

I'd be more worried about your co-pilot being able to find the plane.


:evil:

Why I oughtta... :cuss:

:LOL:

Man, if my plane gets a 0% hit rate, I'll be SOOOOOO embarrassed.

Phil, that's hilarious. ROFL

omg ROFL I totally missed that. Don't ask, don't tell.

I like how the "Aftereffects" listed are "None." ROFL

Yeah, that mission needed a little spice. For their efforts, Mark M and Coogs get to add a miniature rainbow to their flight vests.

I was hoping to have edited in time to avoid the evidence....

People do strange things under the stress of war.

"You know, we could be killed today."

"Yeah. Wanna make out?"

We rock......so hard.

Plane #10 – Gunther’s Thunder

Pilot Rain Man
Copilot tk13
Bombardier ChiTown
Navigator whoman69
Engineer Pitt Gorilla
Radio Op. KC Jones
Tail Gunner Duck Dog
Ball Turret Gunner DrNick
Right Waist Gunner Cormac
Left Waist Gunner The Rick

Target: the fighter base at Abbeville
Mid-formation vertically, mid-formation horizontally (low vulnerability)

Rain Man makes a perfect takeoff, graceful and powerful. The ground crews applaud.

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel
No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

2 Me109s driven away by fighters

4 Me109s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters

Chitown fires, misses
Pitt Gorilla fires, misses
Whoman69 fires, misses
Duck Dog fires, kills Me109

Me scores 1 hit on B-17
-Superficial damage in pilot compartment

1 Me misses, breaks off attack

The other Me circles and attacks again

Chitown fires, misses
Pitt Gorilla fires, misses
Duck Dog fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak – no hits
Bomb run is dropped quite well – 60% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Me109 is driven away by fighters

1 Me109 is driven away by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

No enemy
Poor weather
Good landing despite poor weather

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Rain Man
Copilot tk13
Bombardier ChiTown
Navigator whoman69
Engineer Pitt Gorilla
Radio Op. KC Jones
Tail Gunner Duck Dog
Ball Turret Gunner DrNick
Right Waist Gunner Cormac
Left Waist Gunner The Rick

I said it before and I’ll say it again: best darn crew in the whole darn European Theater.

I think you cheated. :p