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Iowanian 02-17-2009 08:52 PM
This is a sweet moment. great, great resources too.


Budda, stop posting. Go to the HOC and read every thread with the word "girl" in the title by RoyIII and gochiefs.

Then return.

Mecca 02-17-2009 08:52 PM
I would tell any guy that, when you go out act like you are important and everyone is lucky to speak with and be in your company, it works.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502410)
Well in my defense, a wink is a closing motion. Mine is already closed. Whats the opposite of a wink? I bet I can do that!
I bet you can. Something tells me you're not entirely foreign to the concept of kegel exercises.

Say, wait, what did you guys think they were winking at us? Sheesh.

The Buddha 02-17-2009 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5502427)
This is a sweet moment. great, great resources too.


Budda, stop posting. Go to the HOC and read every thread with the word "girl" in the title by RoyIII and gochiefs.

Then return.
Okay. I need to go study anyway, too.

The best advice I heard is to stop thinking. I try not to, but I still do. But the more you think, the more you psych yourself out. And usually what people think about when they're approaching someone isn't positive. More thoughts = more fear = more chance of rejection. Its kinda like that crappy advice of "be yourself."

That, and don't focus on yourself and what you're doing, what's wrong with you, etc. Focus on the other person instead. Kind of the same advice. Now if I can only listen to it.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5502427)
This is a sweet moment. great, great resources too.


Budda, stop posting. Go to the HOC and read every thread with the word "girl" in the title by RoyIII and gochiefs.

Then return.
Shit, dude asking me where I pick up chicks should be just about enough to get us in the HOC.

Mecca 02-17-2009 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502432)
Okay.
You could always try that herpes dating site.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:54 PM
Make 'em laugh, act like you care what they're talking about, show you have some idea what a clitoris is and what to do with it, and you're usually set.

So I've heard.

Money trumps all that, though.

Iowanian 02-17-2009 08:55 PM
mecca, maybe you could give him one of your "refer-a-friend" links....

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502411)
What makes you sexually attracted to a guy?
Physically? Everything apparently. I've dated huge guys, medium guys, and my current guy that could fight at my weightclass if he really tried. They've all looked different. Blonde, bald, brown, black hair.

Oh.
Oh wow.
Epiphany.
Facial hair on all of the ones I loved.
Whoa.

Not physically? Effortless intelligence. Confidence. Eccentricities. A challenge. A healthy respect for fear and the ability to suppress it.

Mecca 02-17-2009 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502438)
Make 'em laugh, act like you care what they're talking about, show you have some idea what a clitoris is and what to do with it, and you're usually set.

So I've heard.

Money trumps all that, though.
If you got alot of money you can have the personality of a brick and look like the ass end of a donkey and still have your pick of what chick you want...

Mecca 02-17-2009 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502442)
Physically? Everything apparently. I've dated huge guys, medium guys, and my current guy that could fight at my weightclass if he really tried. They've all looked different. Blonde, bald, brown, black hair.

Oh.
Oh wow.
Epiphany.
Facial hair on all of the ones I loved.
Whoa.

Not physically? Effortless intelligence. Confidence. Eccentricities. A challenge. A healthy respect for fear and the ability to suppress it.
See even you haven't dated a long haired man like myself.

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502430)
I bet you can. Something tells me you're not entirely foreign to the concept of kegel exercises.

Say, wait, what did you guys think they were winking at us? Sheesh.
I totally did that, but it felt like cheating.

That sentence is confusing.

Ok. When you wink your butthole... I'll wait while you do it....... How are you doing it?

Kegels??

DeezNutz 02-17-2009 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502442)
Effortless intelligence. Confidence. Eccentricities. A challenge. A healthy respect for fear and the ability to suppress it.
If I were single, I'd be requesting Part II of the bend and wink.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502442)
Physically? Everything apparently. I've dated huge guys, medium guys, and my current guy that could fight at my weightclass if he really tried. They've all looked different. Blonde, bald, brown, black hair.

Oh.
Oh wow.
Epiphany.
Facial hair on all of the ones I loved.
Whoa.

Not physically? Effortless intelligence. Confidence. Eccentricities. A challenge. A healthy respect for fear and the ability to suppress it.
Being the kind of guy that I am, I googled intelligence, confidence and facial hair for you.

Early results forthcoming.

Katipan 02-17-2009 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502445)
See even you haven't dated a long haired man like myself.
Nope. hmm. I don't know many long haired guys.

I think I'd be intimidated by your hair.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502456)
Being the kind of guy that I am, I googled intelligence, confidence and facial hair for you.

Early results forthcoming.
It's obviously a picture of me.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502458)
Nope. hmm. I don't know many long haired guys.

I think I'd be intimidated by your hair.
Ha, do you even know what I look like?

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:01 PM
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So apparently you need the love-child of these two, and you're set for life!

DeezNutz 02-17-2009 09:01 PM
http://travistrittfans.com/files/200...vis-tritt5.jpg

Iowanian 02-17-2009 09:01 PM
Interesting.

Buddah might actually be helpable, if the hoople heads will stop convicing him that the internet porn they saw this afternoon is their real dating lives....

The Buddha
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Extra credit.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502461)
So apparently you need the love-child of these two, and you're set for life!
Why are you posting Phobia's picture?

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5502462)
Oh no...

Katipan 02-17-2009 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502460)
Ha, do you even know what I look like?
No.

I have cartoon images for all of you in my mind tho. You're always in black. But hot black not gothic black.

Katipan 02-17-2009 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502461)
So apparently you need the love-child of these two, and you're set for life!
The skinny one is like 9!!!

Katipan 02-17-2009 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5502462)
Can I borrow your jeans?

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502469)
No.

I have cartoon images for all of you in my mind tho. You're always in black. But hot black not gothic black.
I'll be nice and show you what I look like..

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ca2525/089.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ca2525/090.jpg

The Buddha 02-17-2009 09:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502442)
Oh.
Oh wow.
Epiphany.
Facial hair on all of the ones I loved.
I can't grow facial hair. Damn Irish roots!

I really need to go, so I can get good grades, get into law school, pass the bar, and get tons of women. :-)

I guess I'm just too girly-acting. I'll have to work on that.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502452)
I totally did that, but it felt like cheating.

That sentence is confusing.

Ok. When you wink your butthole... I'll wait while you do it....... How are you doing it?

Kegels??
I'm imagining a sunflower on a bright spring morning, its dew-covered petals stretching languidly open.



Either that, or I'm not winking my butthole. At all.

DeezNutz 02-17-2009 09:05 PM
You should really start wearing pants when you take pictures of yourself.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502473)
The skinny one is like 9!!!
So a 15-year old chinese boy is okay, but god dammit you'll draw the line on that one????

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502479)
I can't grow facial hair. Damn Irish roots!

I really need to go, so I can get good grades, get into law school, pass the bar, and get tons of women. :-)

I guess I'm just too girly-acting. I'll have to work on that.
Can't grow facial hair, that sounds shitty.

The Buddha 02-17-2009 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502477)
You remind me of someone famous... Dimebag Darrell?

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502477)
I'll be nice and show you what I look like..
You know what would have been nicer...

Katipan 02-17-2009 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502477)
I'll be nice and show you what I look like..
Awwwwww
No devil horns or anything.

The Buddha 02-17-2009 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502484)
Can't grow facial hair, that sounds shitty.
It is. If I don't shave, I get these white hairs that grow out few and far between.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502487)
You know what would have been nicer...
To show her my winking asshole?

Katipan 02-17-2009 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502480)
I'm imagining a sunflower on a bright spring morning, its dew-covered petals stretching languidly open.



Either that, or I'm not winking my butthole. At all.
Man. That was beautiful.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502489)
Awwwwww
No devil horns or anything.
Yes I'm not even evil I was actually blessed with nice hair.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502492)
To show her my winking asshole?
So, ah, I'm almost afraid to ask, but, uh, why do you have a winking asshole?

NTTAWWT

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5502497)
Man. That was beautiful.
It's a gift. Nobody can turn a botanical wonder into an expanding human orifice quite like me.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502485)
You remind me of someone famous... Dimebag Darrell?
Probably jesus....

Or any guy that was in any metal band that had long dark hair.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:15 PM
You look like I looked around the time I got married (c. 2001). Except my hair was longer and darker and I had a bunch of earrings.

These days...notsomuch.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502536)
You look like I looked around the time I got married (c. 2001). Except my hair was longer and darker and I had a bunch of earrings.

These days...notsomuch.
Longer really?

My hair is to the middle of my back.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502541)
Longer really?

My hair is to the middle of my back.
Mine was almost down to my ass before I finally got it cut, as I recall.

Now it's about half inch long. If that.

Almost always wore mine in a ponytail though.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502548)
Mine was almost down to my ass before I finally got it cut, as I recall.

Now it's about half inch long. If that.
Mine was that long once then I got it caught in my belt a few times and decided that was just to much...I'll never cut it short.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:20 PM
The advantage of short is being able to jump out of bed and leave if you're in a hurry.

I don't do anything with my hair, other than wash it. No combs or brushes or product of any kind touch it. 'cause I like my hair like I like my women: easy.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502556)
The advantage of short is being able to jump out of bed and leave if you're in a hurry.

I don't do anything with my hair, other than wash it. No combs or brushes or product of any kind touch it. 'cause I like my hair like I like my women: easy.
See when I tie mine up I go for more of the Shawn Michaels half up half down look.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502562)
See when I tie mine up I go for more of the Shawn Michaels half up half down look.
You just need to finally give in to your inner inbred and go full mullet.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502568)
You just need to finally give in to your inner inbred and go full mullet.
I am never ever going mullet.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502573)
I am never ever going mullet.
Some husband's going to walk in on you and his wife wrapped up like a soft pretzel, and instead of kicking your ass, he's going to tie you to a chair and mulletize you.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502585)
Some husband's going to walk in on you and his wife wrapped up like a soft pretzel, and instead of kicking your ass, he's going to tie you to a chair and mulletize you.
That would be worse than getting shot...

Pants 02-17-2009 09:28 PM
Things have to turned for the gay in this thread.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5502595)
Things have to turned for the gay in this thread.
Mecca scared katipan off with his pics, and now it's a ****ing sausage party.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502604)
Mecca scared katipan off with his pics, and now it's a ****ing sausage party.
No way, she gave me positive rep for those so it's possible she went to do something else...

dirk digler 02-17-2009 09:33 PM
Damn Mecca does look like Travis Tritt. LMAO

keg in kc 02-17-2009 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502610)
No way, she gave me positive rep for those so it's possible she went to do something else...
Grab a box of kleenex because she was feeling emotional after the pity rep?

Donger 02-17-2009 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502477)
Filthy hippie. Pull up your pants.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5502614)
Damn Mecca does look like Travis Tritt. LMAO
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...a2525/haha.jpg

dirk digler 02-17-2009 09:41 PM
LMAO

I think I might have a new avatar

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5502647)
LMAO

I think I might have a new avatar
Oh cmon are you really going to take advantage of my sense of humor?

ROYC75 02-17-2009 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dude Abides (Post 5497240)
Haven't been here in awhile, so check this out. Guess this could be related to the cheaters thread, but oh well. I had been seeing this woman for about 3 years. Everything was great, we got along, amazing sex, etc. But during this whole time, I live in Wichita, she in Newton, a 30 minute drive. She always had to visit me at my house because she lived with her ex. They had never been married, just dated for 9 years. Long story short, I saw the end coming, she was pulling away, as she had done before a few years ago, so I found where she lived and told her supposed ex the whole story of me and his woman. Oh yeah, they were very much together, he said. But he was a big puss and didn't get mad or anything. But needless to say, she got hysterical, said she hated me, i ruined her life, etc. I knew all this was going to happen anyway, but I just couldn't let her get away with her doing the whole player thing. So basically, what is your opinion on confronting the cheaters significant other?
:shake:

Get help, Now.

dirk digler 02-17-2009 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502650)
Oh cmon are you really going to take advantage of my sense of humor?
You like? :D

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5502661)
You like? :D
Oh jesus christ...what if people think that's you?

dirk digler 02-17-2009 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502666)
Oh jesus christ...what if people think that's you?
I highly doubt that. I like it I might keep it for a while :)

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5502673)
I highly doubt that. I like it I might keep it for a while :)
Ah well, I have a sense of humor about it obviously seeing as the picture is something I made.

dirk digler 02-17-2009 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502676)
Ah well, I have a sense of humor about it obviously seeing as the picture is something I made.
You actually did a good job thanks.

Now I have to go dig up my old Travis Tritt CD's and listen to them.

Mecca 02-17-2009 09:54 PM
You'd think in a market like this looking like a country singer would score me mad pussy.

dirk digler 02-17-2009 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502684)
You'd think in a market like this looking like a country singer would score me mad pussy.
I think the whole country thing is worn out too bad for you. 10 years ago it might have worked.

keg in kc 02-17-2009 10:01 PM
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In order to liven things up, I'm changing this thread from the ****ed up relationship thread to the put funny hats on mecca thread. I'll start it up...

with a traditional french beret!

I was going to add a cigarette in a long holder, but I'm too goddamn lazy

keg in kc 02-17-2009 10:11 PM
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This is quality work, here...

pirate mecca

'Hamas' Jenkins 02-17-2009 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502477)
That second picture is hilarious.

dirk digler 02-17-2009 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5502698)
In order to liven things up, I'm changing this thread from the ****ed up relationship thread to the put funny hats on mecca thread. I'll start it up...

with a traditional french beret!

I was going to add a cigarette in a long holder, but I'm too goddamn lazy
LMAO

LMAO

keg in kc 02-17-2009 10:22 PM
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The show stopper, the main event

keg in kc 02-17-2009 10:30 PM
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And my final masterpiece, mecca, as inspired by shaq...

Iowanian 02-17-2009 11:14 PM
I can't wait for Mecca's male pattern baldness to kick in.....He'll have the Archie Bunkermullet.



...if Travis Tritt was working out in the offseason with Gilbert Brown for the past decade.

Saccopoo 02-17-2009 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502420)
Hmmm... does pre-law count?
And you are 18 or 19? That ain't pre-law. That's freshman english.

Mecca 02-17-2009 11:32 PM
I think it's funny to see people hold on so badly to this hope that I'll lose my hair..some kind of issue with your own hair there?

The Buddha 02-17-2009 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5502850)
And you are 18 or 19? That ain't pre-law. That's freshman english.
Okay... It doesn't matter anyway, my major is Business Management.

BTW, I'm not 18 or 19...

Mecca 02-17-2009 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5502868)
Okay... It doesn't matter anyway, my major is Business Management.

BTW, I'm not 18 or 19...
Are you going bald?

Saccopoo 02-17-2009 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5502880)
Are you going bald?
I am and you wouldn't believe the amount of mad ass I get now too. Much more than when I was wearing my surfer haircut. There's apparently a lot of women out there that got a thing for bald(ing) guys.


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