:D

Stop flirting with her. She's ugly and old.

I'm not flirting... just sayin'.

And that's kinda harsh, in any case. Stop bein' a dick, man. Not so much here, but just in general.

Yes, Yes they do. :p


Oh and they are a pain in the ass also. :banghead:

This

Here we go.

LMAO

:spock:


Were we going?

"women suck"

-hell yeah, if you're lucky. Obligiatory - not after they get married.....

LMAO

AWS....all women suck...one way or another.

She has no idea.

Sweet, does this mean I get to drive? :evil:

"women suck"
-and we men just lie there and take it.....

I'm still waiting for "Buddha" to show up.

Lets compare.

Psychology major in school.
"deep thinking, psuedo-intellectual" too sensitive for ladies.
Not really that interested in the sexual castles.
Trying to appear mysterious to the planet gals.


Has "another woman" visit to planet...mention of an older woman, cheating...lying.


It doesn't take a duo of Magnum PI and Perry Mason to solve this riddle.

Wow, that's the second big as-the-Planet-turns post I've read about you this week. Not that it matters one way or the other... I'm just surprised to have missed so much drama the first time around. :hmmm:

What was the first? Me going off on redrum?

You do know that moosgirl really was his mom--err...girlfriend, right?

Dam, having a job sucks. I end up missing so much good drama:cuss:

Within that discussion, yes.

This is silly.

You're a freak.....LMAO

No doubt.

Call her on this BS. When she does it tell her straight up that she's a tease or ask her if she's a lesbian or something.

Don't be like that p**sy from the Bachelor that the media can't stop fixating on...

http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/213/mer7mw.gif

heh. I can't believe I found that.

oh good god!

Mecca made it. I think.

Women are batshit crazy. I really hope that's not what makes them so addictive, though.

It's the cream filling.

Indeed. Damn, I love that stuff.

Ew.

You say "snowball", I say "****noball".

Wood effectively killed.

Keg has all sorts of talents.

I got mad skillz.

a big thread about women sucking and now a video of a girl beig kicked in the face?

:(

how low are we going to set the bar?

And now we have a goal.

Funny we haven't seen Buddha.

That sounds like a challenge to me.

If you only take one piece of advice, make it this one!

it's laying on the floor. as always.

Man out of all the places for this to happen, it has to be at work. Anywhere outside work is cool. well, bro I feel for ya man.

I honestly think, at this point your job is 25x more important then a young chick whos flirting and teasing you at work. Just don't give her the time of the day, and try to stay away from her as much as you can. I know thats hard to do, but your job is more important, and you don't want any distractions.

If she still bothers you, demonpenz said it best. I would take his advice. You have work to do and tell her to leave you alone. If you like her, flirt with her away from work. It helps to be bold and upfront sometimes. Eventually, it may have to get to that point between the both of you.

And that right there, pretty much says a lot. She's 19...well I could understand her maturity level is going to be off. no offense to any of the youngsters out there.

Interesting....

The Buddha's last activity was at 12:26PM on 3/7.

Barkingatthemoon joins on 3/7 and starts posting at 4:43PM. Last activity on 3/11, and I believe all posts made were in this thread.

So, if Buddha quit posting, it wasn't because of anything said by Barking. Hmmm...

It's the stalking of the stalker!

I saw you here earlier Buddha....

Time to answer!

Whats the scoop?

Are you Moooooo or just get busted by the chic you were fibbing about?

LMAO

what?

:deevee:

Women weaken legs.

My ex weakened my bank account and credit rating.
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BuddUH!

Explain yourself, don't sit up on the hill with the flat peckers.

I wonder if this dude would ever come back under a different user name?

Oh yeah I remember this guy, he posted like 50 times a day, kinda like another n00b who's been running around here lately...:hmmm:

Okay. And your point is...? Even if you could "figure out" who I am, what difference does it make and why would it matter to you? I think you invest a little too much emotionally into this board, lol. To see people's posting patterns, analyze them, and somehow figure out who to compare them to? I hate to sound bad, but that's actually a little creepy.

I'll tell you what. I just looked up a whole bunch of possible names for my old account that I couldn't remember the name of, and (amazingly) found my user name and remembered password from a while back. I'll start using that. I know it won't matter, you're just one of "those" people who like to show people your e-cock is bigger than everyone else's, but I'll do it anyway.

Question: How does one even remember a thread from Feb/Mar and think to drag it out 10 months later? I can't even remember if I brushed my teeth this morning.

Kiss us and we'll let you know if you did or not. :evil:

It's Sunday. I'm super good on Sundays.o:-)

What about the rest of the week?

ehhh....as she motions her hand in a sorta motion

:eek:

LMAO

Look, dealing with cock teases are easy...all you have to do is start rapping any Too Short song from his first 3 alblums..this one is my favorite to use. "I`m a player" ..when your done she will either put your cock in her mouth and drain you off all your man juice..or she will leave you alone, cuz she knows she is ****ing with a pimp..who dont play that shit..lol..


You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint,
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,
so you can light that weed,
while I spit this rap,
and tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was ****in' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to **** young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I **** top notch bitches,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I **** your cousin,
your two sisters, I even **** your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit...

So it is you. Now we can find out about this Barkatthemoon chick. What's up with that? Or was that you, too?

Its like a cat playing with a mouse. She knows you're harmless and she is getting some thrills pushing your buttons. I'd give you some tips but they would fall on deaf ears.

I was having a conversation last night, and someone mentioned that this guy reminded them of The Buddha. I had completely forgotten about him, but I thought they were right. I knew he had left suddenly, but didn't know why. I just looked up his last thread to see if I could tell anything, and read the comments by this Barkatthemoon "chick". I just got curious to see if it was him or not. He could have acted completely oblivious, and I would have never said another word.

PS women are so easy to understand it is ridiculous. It took me a while but once I learned their secrets its been entirely different. Read "The Way of the Superior Man" by Deida if you want a peek behind the curtain.

And has a bad back!

x2...Only squares dont understand..also you can just about quote any Too Short song, and you can get laid instantly..seriously, I`ve done it during arguments, breakups, first dates..it works.:D

Would someone be so kind as to provide a brief synopsis of this thread?

TIA.

I am just curious as to why some people feel the need to change accounts, but in this case Luv answered that question for me, I missed it when your girlfriend showed up here and confronted you. And I don't analyze everyone's posting patterns, plenty of n00bs show up here every day that I don't think twice about, but when you post 30-50 times a day...you're going to attract some attention.

Dude posts thread bitching about women.
Dude's girlfriend shows up and confronts him.
Dude disappears forever after that, possibly returning under another username.

It didn't take Nancy Drew to know that MOOO=buddah=tigerpig

I really don't care why he does this but talk about epic fail as a man. I'm surprised he can attract women at all given his general wussiness.

That ought to do it.

When in doubt, whip it out

This

...get you a rocknroll band

So be it. Its only annoying to me cause its incorrect. Like if I kept saying you were a dupe of some other person, and then I started throwing out random names, you'd get annoyed, especially when you can't even have a conversation without bringing it up.

I can tell you this other guy may be somewhat similar to me in posting style, but not personality. If this guy were really me, I wouldn't have hooked up with a girl online, I wouldn't have come back again, and then lastly wouldn't have come back a third time. I mean, this place is cool and all, but that's a little bit psychotic. Its not like there isn't other message boards out there.

So I will switch back to my old handle I had before this. I know it won't prove who or who I am not, but who gives a shit?

ROFL
is your real name "Damone"?

Reading back, you do know that you got all defensive without him even saying he thought it was you. Why is that?

And what handle were you before this?

Is he talking about Moo or was there one before that?

To the OP.
When I was younger sometimes girls flirted with me to make someone else jealous.
Maybe that is her motive and just wants to antagonize someone else and you are just collateral damage.