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OnTheWarpath15 04-28-2009 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 5723487)
yeah. Better save teh "honey i think we should try to spice things up a bit" chat for another time. Just say you read an article in Maxim or something.

Hope this helps
She'd see through that. I subscribe to one magazine, Golf Digest.

However, it's become habit that anytime she asks me what I'd like to do, I respond:

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I can think of three things, one would involve a buffalo live or stuffed preferably stuffed for safety reasons, two would bring back that buffalo and some ice cubes, three would switch out the buffalo with a 9 iron...

OnTheWarpath15 04-28-2009 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 5723497)
I can't remember what it's called, but somebody posted on this board about the one where you stick one hand in her butt and the other in the vag and start clapping and making seal noises.
LMAO

booger 04-28-2009 06:30 PM
9 iron?

better make it a pitching wedge.

booger 04-28-2009 06:34 PM
for the next time you 2 have fish for dinner
 
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5723500)
LMAO
i think it's the same thread and again i don't remember what they call it but this one involved spanking her bare twat with a freshly caught catfish.

OnTheWarpath15 04-28-2009 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 5723520)
i think it's the same thread and again i don't remember what they call it but this one involved spanking her bare twat with a freshly caught catfish.
Holy shit, dude.

You HAVE to quit posting, I'll be down 60 pounds from malnutrition within months.

ROFL

DeezNutz 04-28-2009 06:38 PM
I used to stuff a bit of apple in her snatch, lips spread in a smile, and called it the Reverse Swine.

booger 04-28-2009 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5723530)
Holy shit, dude.

You HAVE to quit posting, I'll be down 60 pounds from malnutrition within months.

ROFL
LMAO

talk to you all later. Gotta run, i hear the fish are biting.

OnTheWarpath15 04-28-2009 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 5723547)
LMAO

talk to you all later. Gotta run, i hear the fish are biting.
LMAO

booger 04-28-2009 06:43 PM
when life gives you apples make applesauce.


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