ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS INVITE HER OVER FOR BULLSHIT

AND SEX WILL FOLLOW

SHE ALREADY HAS INDICATED INTEREST IN YOUR COCK

DON'T BE A reerun

NO GAME IS REQUIRED

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Can we get a MOD in here and change SR's name to GoSimply?? Can we? :D

Sorry SR but it's gotta happen....OR produce positive results.

they're in the worx.

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Good God, I can't believe this drama is still going on.

Am I back in the stone age if I think that a churchgoing person's sexual habits are somehow governed by the Bible?

Break it to me. I can take it.

No.

There are a lot of promiscuous people going to church these days. Bunch of hypocrites.

didn't you say the same thing right before she was getting plowed by some other guy, so loud that you could hear through the walls?

she was probably so disappointed you didn't make a move that she dialed him up again tonight . Be sure to turn your TV volume up tonight so you don't feel "disrespected" again. :shake:

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See post #289

at least 3 people asked you if she had some guy over, and you all but said yes. you said you heard a guy. she likes to f**k and is looking for short-term sex. her roommate told you she is down with casual sex, no doubt because they have talked about her interest in riding you like an grocery store electric horse.

it takes as much as a invitation to your place, some witty comments, and a suggestion to see the paintings (or whatever) in your bedroom...

according to your philospohy, the time seems to be "in a couple days...I'm the alpha male!"

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I don't know if it's been said yet, but the key is to get her close to stall speed and then deploy her flaps while maintaining thrust.

see if she want you to show her a nite on the town.!!!no strings attached!!!she will apprechate that...

Just don't become the "gay friend" that is always there to talk to and have lunch...

so, was the time really "now"?

updates please.

You heard dueling banjo's too?

I believe this story from Simmons fairly sums up SR's antics here -

Nice find.

SR on first date.....:eek:

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So what ever happened with this, she was getting pummeled by the neighbor?

Did you hit it or what??? Inquiring minds must know.

With a MS 880 STIHL Magnum™ Chain Saw. 21" bar and a very aggressive chain.

Love Fado. I frequented that place when I was traveling to ATL a lot.

The manager at the Atlanta (flagship) Fado is a good friend of mine... and one HELL of a good pool player. He's originally from Belfast but ran the Fado here in Austin for years.

Had you moved in quick, you would've been the first of those three. No problems there.

I wish I had know that at the time. I'm no longer with that company, but my co-workers and I went there quite a bit. It was walking distance from their office.

Nice place, nice deck, good people watching, and good beer.

Fortunately for her, this thread came equipped with BIG JIM SLADE!

not to make you feel bad, but if you would have jumped on that right when she got there, you would have been getting all that pussy instead of those 3 guys.

unless you are a tournament player who can run the table 70-80% of the time.... I HIGHLY recommend not challenging Brian. :D

Simply Red doesn't want to get laid. He hasn't for months. Perhaps years.

ROFL

A real man is not afraid to dip his penis into a semen cappuccino with extra foam.

ROFL

How did this not end up in the Hall of Classics?

So now that Clayton has got laid are you the long standing virgin? If not we need to figure out who is.

I thought someone said ever. Am I right? You need to appoint your virgin successor.

ROFLROFLROFL

Simply Red has had a steady gf for a few months. Probably ****ing more than most people on here so just can it.

On a related note, last night I sucked on the prettiest pair of 18-year old tits you'll ever lay eyes on. My god.

Are you sure it wasn't just a really fat 18 year old dude?

She was 5-6, 110 lbs.

I am incredibly lucky. I don't think her body has been properly worshiped yet. She hasn't developed the bitchy ego that most hot girls have.

I hope you posed yourself in front of an open window, the old naked faux stretch. "Oh, hi, I didn't know you were there. Why yes, this is my penis. I call him Charlie. Charlie Chan."

That's what real men do.

Pics or your lying

Knowing your usual conduits for strange finding, I think I can safely assume she's been 'whore- ERrr I mean worshipped' plenty of times.

Way to get in on that train though brah.
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