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MMXcalibur 01-17-2010 04:44 PM

Do the Jets want to make this interesting at all....or what...?

dirk digler 01-17-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basileus777 (Post 6453937)
It's amazing that a franchise can really be loyal enough to keep giving LJ carries even though he's the worst running back in the league.

:D

Basileus777 01-17-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6453934)
Jerome Bogar is the new Mike Carey.

Don't hate on Mike Carey, his arm flailing is a sight to behold.

Hootie 01-17-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 6453938)
How long did it take for the Chiefs to get a first down against the Colts?

middle of the 3rd quarter

Easy 6 01-17-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6453865)
Maybe you'll get lucky and find a movie about an 18th-century cruise liner that discovered a new island.

Perfect.

Are there nubile & uninhibited natives on said isle?

RNR 01-17-2010 04:45 PM

Come on Norvel do what you do and bring this home for the Jets~

Buck 01-17-2010 04:45 PM

Sorry I'm drunk. Does it sound loud on TV?
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'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 6453938)
How long did it take for the Chiefs to get a first down against the Colts?

2.5 quarters.

Hootie 01-17-2010 04:46 PM

P.S. It's LT...and the line.

Sproles would do no better...their whole running game is awful.

Colts have a bad running game, too.

Next week will feature 80 pass attempts...at least.

dirk digler 01-17-2010 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 6453943)
middle of the 3rd quarter

Thanks. Not close yet

Hootie 01-17-2010 04:46 PM

I'm getting a $10 pizza from Pizza Hut...suggestions on crust/toppings?

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 04:46 PM

**** the Jets. They only got in because the Colts and Bengals handed them 2 wins. **** them on every call.
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chefsos 01-17-2010 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6453946)
Sorry I'm drunk. Does it sound loud on TV?
Posted via Mobile Device

Only if I turn it up to 11.

Rain Man 01-17-2010 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6453946)
Sorry I'm drunk. Does it sound loud on TV?
Posted via Mobile Device


Does what sound loud?

dirk digler 01-17-2010 04:47 PM

Well that record is safe. Herm is relieved

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:47 PM

Starting to get some running lanes..............

DeezNutz 01-17-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 6453951)
I'm getting a $10 pizza from Pizza Hut...suggestions on crust/toppings?

Pillowbiter like yourself should obviously get a meat lovers. Thick.

Dylan 01-17-2010 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by E. Norma Stitz (Post 6453923)
Yup.

the owner is writing the check as we speak.

RNR 01-17-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6453946)
Sorry I'm drunk. Does it sound loud on TV?
Posted via Mobile Device

Lucky for you so are the stripes~

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 04:47 PM

Time to go over the top.

Turn your hat backwards and regrip.

Rain Man 01-17-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 6453951)
I'm getting a $10 pizza from Pizza Hut...suggestions on crust/toppings?

Pineapple! Pineapple!


Which now that I think about it, is neither pine nor apple.

Hootie 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6453957)
Pillowbiter like yourself should obviously get a meat lovers. Thick.

Done!

good point, by the way

kstater 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

Sanchez needs reminders of the down and distance?

dirk digler 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

LMAO Tony has to tell Sanchez what the down and distance is.

Holy shit

siberian khatru 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6453957)
Pillowbiter like yourself should obviously get a meat lovers. Thick.

ROFL

This place has become Pillowbiters Planet.

Rain Man 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

Richardson tells Sanchez the down and distance in every huddle?

DeezNutz 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 6453963)
Done!

good point, by the way

Ordered one last night myself. LMAO.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 6453951)
I'm getting a $10 pizza from Pizza Hut...suggestions on crust/toppings?

Their pan crust is so hit and miss anymore. Just go with hand tossed. For toppings, TheGuardian recommends bundle of sticks.

Psyko Tek 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

chargers elvis?
that's wrong

Frazod 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

Looking good so far.

kstater 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6453957)
Pillowbiter like yourself should obviously get a meat lovers. Thick.

ROFL

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

You guys should thank me for the mileage you're getting out of the bundle of sticks comments today. Very impressive.

Hootie 01-17-2010 04:48 PM

by the way...

Jets football disgusts me.

This should be the Texans/Chargers.

The Mad Crapper 01-17-2010 04:49 PM

2 first downs. Wow. I'm impresse.

kstater 01-17-2010 04:49 PM

Sanchez holds the ball too long.

Rain Man 01-17-2010 04:49 PM

Weddle is a bit of a punk. If he was a better player I'd dislike him.

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 6453951)
I'm getting a $10 pizza from Pizza Hut...suggestions on crust/toppings?

Get the JUCO special: A pillowbiting buffet of sausage.

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:49 PM

Another good running lane.............

Hootie 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

and I am cheering for the Jets so they can upset the Colts next week and vindicate my Colts rant thread from a few weeks ago.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

The Schottenheimer doesn't fall far from the tree.

DeezNutz 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 6453978)
Sanchez holds the ball too long.

No chance on that.

Judge him when he gets an o-line.

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Jets actually have to play a team that isn't laying down.
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TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6453979)
Weddle is a bit of a punk. If he was a better player I'd dislike him.

He's a ****ing bundle of sticks.

-King- 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Lmao is Sanchez an idiot? He has to have someone tell him the down and distance and has to have a color coded system.

Basileus777 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Anyone think Shonn Green runs a sub 4.8 40?

mlyonsd 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6453968)
Richardson tells Sanchez the down and distance in every huddle?

I wonder who ties his shoes.

Hootie 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Sanchez was good on 3rd downs last week, too.

DeezNutz 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Left side of the field. Just missed the INT.

The Mad Crapper 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

BEAUTIFUL

siberian khatru 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6453970)
Just go with hand tossed.

To stick with the pillowbiters meme, shouldn't that be salad tossed?

the Talking Can 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

holy crap they threw down field

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

That's a good pass by Sanchez. I wonder if T-Rich told him who to throw to on that play?

dirk digler 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

Finally a nice pass and completion

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 04:50 PM

OMG. Sanchez threw a pass!
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kstater 01-17-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 6453982)
and I am cheering for the Jets so they can upset the Colts next week and vindicate my Colts rant thread from a few weeks ago.

There's 0 chance the Jets beat the Colts. The Chargers are a different story though.

tk13 01-17-2010 04:51 PM

Nice pass.
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Hootie 01-17-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basileus777 (Post 6453988)
Anyone think Shonn Green runs a sub 4.8 40?

he reminds me of 2004 LJ...

he's going to be awesome next year

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 04:51 PM

Did you see that bundle of sticks with that horrible throw.

He was holding that football like a wad of Crisco.

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:51 PM

Boy this really is Martyball of the 90's isn't it? It's crazy how similar it looks.

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6453957)
Pillowbiter like yourself should obviously get a meat lovers. Thick.

LMAO

Hootie 01-17-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 6454000)
There's 0 chance the Jets beat the Colts. The Chargers are a different story though.

I think there is a zero chance for them to beat either team...

in order for the Jets to win, the Chargers or Colts will have to beat themselves.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6453992)
Left side of the field. Just missed the INT.

LMAO.

The Mad Crapper 01-17-2010 04:52 PM

gOOD timeout. take control.

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:52 PM

You see how limped wristed Sanchez was when he called that time out? ****ing bundle of sticks.

Buck 01-17-2010 04:52 PM

Sorry I'm drunk. Does it sound loud on TV?
Posted via Mobile Device

-King- 01-17-2010 04:52 PM

LMAO can you imagine the Jets huddle? You have a guy telling the qb the down and distance, and someone telling him either Red light, Yellow light, or green light.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 04:52 PM

Is this a drive or a gay pride parade?

DeezNutz 01-17-2010 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6454010)
Sorry I'm drunk. Does it sound loud on TV?
Posted via Mobile Device

Check your volume. Or, take the pillow off your head.

Dylan 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6453952)
**** the Jets. They only got in because the Colts and Bengals handed them 2 wins. **** them on every call.
Posted via Mobile Device

ah, stop being bitter because your team is watching the game at home. They had their chance :D

chefsos 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6454010)
Sorry I'm drunk. Does it sound loud on TV?
Posted via Mobile Device

WHAT?

Rain Man 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

Why is that McDonald's guy interested in a woman who ignores him in an elevator, and who likes McDonald's breakfasts? She's rude now, and in 20 years she's going to be rude and obese.

The Mad Crapper 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6453985)
Jets actually have to play a team that isn't laying down.
Posted via Mobile Device

You're 3 weeks late with the joke. :rolleyes:

kstater 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6454010)
Sorry I'm drunk. Does it sound loud on TV?
Posted via Mobile Device

When I turn the volume up it does.

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6454003)
Did you see that pillowbiter with that horrible throw.

He was holding that football like a wad of Crisco.

****ing pillowbiter-ish horrible. If he didn't hold on to balls so long and had more pouch presence, he'd be more suckcessful.

the Talking Can 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

if i ask a hot brunette about mcdonalds dollar menu she'll offer me her butthole....

Basileus777 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6453992)
Left side of the field. Just missed the INT.

I love how I point out tendencies that have been true over the course of 16 games, and Sanchez completes one pass and a bunch of idiots make a big deal of it. Seriously.

siberian khatru 01-17-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6454014)
Check your volume. Or, take the pillow off your head.

ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 04:54 PM

Did you hear that? Sanchez's dad was responsible for killing people after Katrina.

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 6454021)
if i ask a hot brunette about mcdonalds dollar menu she'll offer me her butthole....

What McDonalds is this?

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:55 PM

There's Jammer 1 play for the game.


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