BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pics please. We need something else to fap to. TYVM.

Whoa. Mind****.

I gotta' say, I miss being able to numerically destroy people with a single neg rep. That was fun.

Who mourns for Adonis?

ROFL That looks like Bobby Hill.

January 27, 2011

It's been a day since the repocalypse. The horrors I have seen are worse than any man should be made to witness. The once-mighty have been reduced to mere withered husks of their former selves; the once-reviled have seized the opportunity to rise to the top amid the chaos and tears.

It is not wise to walk outside at night. Desperate men will slit your throat for just a little taste of rep. If you are unable to find shelter by twilight, you might as well curl up into a ball and wait to be torn limb from limb by a ravenous band of rep-hungry land-pirates. This new world is Darwinian in the most unpleasant sense.

As for myself, I have not yet succumbed to the animalistic savagery that has laid claim to the minds of many men I once admired. I have tried to remain composed, calm -- or as calm as one can be in times like this. I scavenge for rep wherever I can find it. If I can find even a small scrap of it in the corner of some old abandoned thread, I consider it to be a victory. My hope is to find a group of like-minded posters willing to help one another survive and, perhaps, build a new society. Until then, I wander alone.

I had a disturbing dream last night. In the dream, everything seemed normal. The repocalypse had not yet happened, and I was discussing some trivial matter with some vaguely familiar usernames. I checked my rep and noticed a single red square. All of a sudden, I became overwhelmed with frenzied anger and tracked down the person who had left the rep, finding out where he worked and emailing a detailed log of every inappropriate comment he had ever made to his supervisor. I then woke up in a cold sweat, barely able to breathe.

I can only hope it was not a sign of what's to come...

intriging.

If I live next door to Dane McCloud, we'd have to yell at each other in ALL CAPS.

WAIT JUST A GOSHDARNED MINUTE HERE... HOLD THE PHONE, STOP THE PRESSES...

::: going back and reviewing the earlier posts in this thread :::

Okay, I thought I remember the word "bikini" being mentioned. In the words of ESPN... "C'mon, man!!" You can't tantalize us with the cheeky shot and not come across with the bikini! :grovel:

You dreamt you were Skip?
What a nightmare.:eek:

I dream about pickles chasing donuts through tunnels.

I think it's Freudian.

i support this message.


i have plenty of room in my sig area if i delete that other crap out.

I only had a measly $24,780 in casino cash, but I have transferred it all to Gonzo in the hopes of persuading him.

The next step is to offer a reach-around.

Sadly, as I do not live in his area, I will have to contract that out to another CPer. Any guys willing to take the bullet on this one?

So you're saying we're all like Apollo after the Enterprise phasered the tempel? Interesting.

Geez. Let it go. LMAO This is the only pic he has of me in a bikini, (well on his cell phone anyway). And look what happened by him posting it... every single time Sofa King posts something, I blush a little.

What?!? How can you tell through the computer that I'm grabb... oh, wait, wut? Never mind... :D

< perk >

I would never be so insensitive as to post such a picture of you on the Interwebz. It would remain locked safely in my harddrive for only my perusing. :D

Ceiling dog sent me a text.

http://i1.tinypic.com/nx6stu.jpg

Oh. Could be worse, you could've said "insert CPers name here" sent me a text. :D

Now I know why your wife only visits your junk once every 4 years...

I exaggerated with that.

I didn't count the times she's asleep.

:)

:clap:

you stole that from my post on your wall didn't you.

bump.

And pretty much everyone elses wall.

How is it stealing if it's my wall?

well then it's certainly regifting.

On a plus side of the rep thing, there's been a new influx of hilarious rep comments.

Gonzo hasn't posted in a while.

He's either:

A. Dead
or
B. Dead

I'll just start using the red card system for posts I don't like....

****ing awesome. :D

Wow. Nice ass. Thank you for sharing.

you can not **** awesome, I will yellow card warning you for threatening a poster, DaKCMan AP....

Hootie is gonna be pissed

I'm getting tired of the You have given out too much "Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later" thing. We need to get rid of that limit.

This needs to be repped. Hard.

The Great avatar heist, in the Great Rep heist thread!!!!

or C.

Falcons fan

C. face down in Lumpy.

You a raider fan?

"Hmblmbpblp!! I cnbnt blrttthh!"

THE MIDGET AND THE FAT LADY

One circus midget asked his friend, another circus midget, how his relationship with the Fat Lady was going.

"Oh, all right, I guess," his friend replied.

He asked his friend, "Why? What's wrong?"

"Oh, nothing's wrong, except when it comes to sex."

"What's wrong with the sex?"

"Well... When we're nose-to-nose, my toes are in it; when we're toes-to-toes, my nose is in it; and when I'M in it... there's nobody to talk to."

Shut your mouth, fool.

I'm just too lazy to come up with a new name.
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Winner
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You can change your name to god for the other pic.

Yes, my good man, it seems like you certainly are. :clap: LMAO

Thanks man. Oh and thanks for the casino cash. I won't really use it so I'll send that on back to you shortly.
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I agree with this!

Oh shit, I can give a rep again, WHO WANTS IT!?!?!

Bosschief are you gonna make it brah?

Where did all the rep go? That is question.

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Does Polly want a cracker?

i need to find a good quality pic from 1:35 in that vid.

f*** its pretty good Bugs.
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I don't use it either so, even if I can't get the bikini pic, give it to Lumpy.

(The casino cash, I mean.)

I'll donate my cash as well towards the pic. Or atleast a fraudulent agreement to show the pic.

Yep, now the n00bs will even run more amuk.

This effectively ruins me. I haven't posted anything good since 2005.

piss on this crap, put me back in the red.

Same boat. Heh.

I don't like it...don't like it at all

Kinda takes the wind out of all those "Hey even though we got our asses handed to us by the Ravens let's rep each other anyways" threads.

I want to rep you. I want to rep you bad.

But I can't.

If I still have rep to give out after four hours, I'm supposed to consult a doctor.

Not reading through this thread.

Anyone crying yet?

Alot of crying because Gonzo backed out on Lumpy bikini pics.

Face can you hack gonzos computer and post said bikini pic? Thanks on behalf of cp.

Useless bastard.

I think we should reverse rep. Positive rep should be Red for the Chiefs. Neg rep should be random black, powder blue, and orange.

Just.........stop........thinking.........

Atleast he threw down a pic of her in daisy dukes.

Sticky: Please pray for my rep.

Rep? Seriously, only cowards and douchebags really care.

OTOH, Da Face has good, if misguided "intentions," so that counts for something. Please, Seniority....ought to mean "something" (Substantial; something, "real") Think about that: experience means NOTHING, versus "experience means something."

Just sayin' :hmmm:

Yeah... good luck w/ that! ROFL

Alright, I'm rep-recharged; who wants?

Hit me up, there, junior. :titus:

Done.

sup ROR