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Kars For Kids needs to be blowtorched into a cinder and thrown in the deepest hole in the Ocean. God I hate those freaking commercials. And the other instant rage is call Big Lou....**** big Lou.
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LEAVE CHIEFSPLANET FOREVER |
I'm sitting in a mall, and the guy opposite me is moving his head as he reads, so I can tell where he's at on the page and on each line in the page. I find that more curious than annoying. What's mildly annoying is when people move their lips as they read, but I can generally look away if I see it so it's not a huge issue.
This is unlike people who don't eat peanuts properly, which compels me to stare as I try to understand their strange ways. |
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I knew there was something off about that guy, thats why I intend to smother him in his sleep with his own product! |
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Hamilton is fine, because it's an original.
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The last time I saw Les Miserables the guy playing Javert was black. And he was awesome. |
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Look, I'm a consumer. I expect some faithfulness to the original when I'm watching a production of the same play. As soon as I heard a black man's voice that sounded nothing like Michael Crawford, or even like someone that could have been the Phantom IRL, I was completely taken out of my immersion. It mostly ruined the evening for me. |
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Bet you watched The Last Samurai, Prince of Persia, and about a million other whitewashed films and didn't bitch about it, you shithead.
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It would be really interesting to see a remake of Alex Haley's "Roots" where the white roles are all played by blacks and the black roles are all played by whites.
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As I've already said, I'd be beyond pissed if they recast Lando as a white dude. So this isn't a racial issue. It's an issue of what's appropriate to the production. And shoehorning in a black Phantom, especially when THE ENTIRE REST OF THE CAST IS WHITE (apart from Piangi, who had to be black because he has to sound somewhat like the Phantom due to the scene where he's replaced mid-song), just reeks of bullshit. And, as I said, as a consumer, it completely took me out of the play. |
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People that block intersections so you can't hang a left. Then when you give them your a dumbazz look, act oblivious.
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The king for me is The Ten Commandments. You really expect me to believe that those are Egyptians? rofl. |
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I haven't seen that one, but more recently I've seen Exodus: Gods and Kings and Gods of Egypt and good Lord, what a farce. Gerard Butler and Christian Bale as ancient Egyptians. Cringeworthy. |
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I don't know shit about Phantom of the Opera so I'm definitely out of my wheelhouse here, but is being white central to the character? I can understand why someone would be annoyed if they did a George Washington biopic and cast Idris Elba as the lead. Or Tom Hanks cast as Frederick Douglass. But if you're just bitching because you'd rather see a white guy then that's just weird. |
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If someone is good enough at acting, race and gender shouldn't matter. I bet that Meryl Streep could play a great Napoleon, or that Tom Hanks could play one of the sisters in Little Women. If you're a highly paid actor, you should be able to nail any role you're given.
I for one would welcome seeing the famous love scene in "Last Tango In Paris" starring Megan Fox and Charlotte McKinney in the lead roles. They're good actresses, so why paint ourselves into a corner with standard casting? |
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A little skin bronzer for him aaaaaand yep, we're good LOL That is pretty bad. |
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Casting a black man totally takes me out of the production, sorry. |
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I thought Mickey Rooney did a brilliant job of capturing the nuances of Japanese-American culture in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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I'll tell you something that gravels my ass.
High schools that recruit kids for athletics. Stay in your district, play with the kids you grow up with....and if you happen to have 3-4 state champ caliber kids move into your district for wrestling, or girls from 3-4 states on your basketball team....there is a * next to your championship in my view. |
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This was a small thing, but it chapped my ass slightly. It's a tad political, but so small as not throw things in a tizzy.
Neil Cavuto had someone on talking about the protests who said many protestors were paid by Soros. OK, this is a questionable/debatable claim. But Cavuto's immediate reaction was 'I must interject that, if some were, it was not very many.' How on earth is this a journalistic statement? It's both purposefully vague, and couched in terms of authoritative fact. If you dispute how many people, if any, were paid, say that. Don't sit in the guise of a journalist and say 'according to my knowledge and insight, it 'probably wasn't very many' You have no data to either evidence your claim or rebut the claim of the guest on way or another, so don't phrase it as a declarative statement. It's not even about the veracity of the assertion that crowds contained people who were paid. It's the flip dismissal of 'probably not very many' clearly without any analysis on which to predicate it passed off as fact. |
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I lived in a rural area growing up, and school transfers were unheard of. We had one kid who did it because he or his dad (I think it was his dad) was convinced that he had a future in football. It was a big to-do getting him switched into our school system, and I think the dad even bought some land in our district to do it. Then the kid shows up and he had no future in football at all. Granted, our football coach was an idiot, but I don't think this kid even started on our 2-8 rural football team. Whoa - I looked this kid up because I haven't thought about him in years, and the case was even written up in Sports Illustrated for some reason: http://www.si.com/vault/1981/05/18/825642/scorecard. Search for "Rolla". I had a couple of details wrong. I guess he left the district instead of coming in, and he was trying to redraw the district boundaries around his current land. Maybe it was a good idea to get away from our idiot football coach. |
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Oh here's a ****ing good one, how about hitting a gigantic boulder of ****ing death on your way to work? I lost two ****ing tires and two rims. After spending $685 I am checking out. **** you Tuesday!!!!
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2.) point vehicle at boulder 3.) depress accelerator 4.) keep vehicle pointed at boulder until impact with boulder * brakes should be used at no point during steps 3 or 4 |
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Either way, that stinks. You're lucky your airbag didn't blow. |
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Now I don't know whether to feel blessed the airbag didn't blow up in my face, or pissed I have to shell out so much for a new airbag/steering unit just to replace $.05 worth of inaccessible contacts. |
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Go crazy |
Diner with a row of booths. Someone at one booth talks directly over my booth to someone in another booth. Especially when one booth is populated with members of the DPC (dead pecker club) who are hard of hearing to start with.
I usually get it to stop by telling my wife (fairly loudly), "Don't you just hate it when people yell over you when you are eating breakfast?" |
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Plus, they actually fixed the pothole the next day, so it was gone by the time I went back to take pictures. I'm sure they would have been like "what pothole?" Bastards. |
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Damn, Chitown finessed your ass. |
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I'll start with closing all the emission test facilities within the city. Now I have to drive to ****ing Skokie to get the required emissions test. Something that used to take 20 minutes will now be a half day off work. |
My day sucked as well Inmem.
Fired up the car to start my day. Realize the garage door went up about 3 inches and stopped. Hit the button a few more times. Down to bottom and back up to 3 inches.....Stop. I get out of the car and look up. The entire end of the spring had snapped off and was separated a good few inches from the main spring. Awesome. Tried to lift the door up so I could get my car out. The metal guide wire on the right side of the door then became loose and I had to set the door down gently and now it was completely crooked and I thought it might fall on my car. This was after my wife told me I would be an idiot to try and lift that door up as things were "obviously" loose and it could fall on me. Guy came out to fix it and had to replace spring and bearings in door. |
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My advice - be in line when the one in Skokie opens on Saturday. And don't go at the end of the month. |
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I'm going to have to google those names. :D
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And no on the ice. Fill an 8oz cocktail glass and keep that drink neat. You're gonna want that high 120 proof to kick your ass quick! |
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Luckily I was able to work from home and got it fixed that day. And after that happened I get it checked every couple of years now. |
An advertisement on TV about Hyundai's cars, I can not name the song that is based on, but my God: Here it goes like TulsaHyundaitulsahyundaitulsahyundaitulsatulsatulsa Hyundai...Hyundai..
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