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HonestChieffan 02-20-2017 11:56 AM

Kars For Kids needs to be blowtorched into a cinder and thrown in the deepest hole in the Ocean. God I hate those freaking commercials. And the other instant rage is call Big Lou....**** big Lou.

displacedinMN 02-20-2017 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 12749245)
I'm going to buy a "My Pillow", then take it to Wisconsin and smother Mike Lindell to death with it while he sleeps

Minnesota. But you may have to get behind the Minnesota Attorney General.

dj56dt58 02-20-2017 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8333419)
My old man usually dumps his refuse in somebody else's dumpster. Drives me crazy. I can't convince him it is quite literally stealing. I've tried to explain that he wouldn't walk up to the house and pocket a tool then why is he dumping his garbage into a container for which somebody is paying money?

I have strange pet peeves. I can't stand it when somebody is eating something crunchy when I am not. I'll make them turn on a radio or something to drown out that noise. Most of my other pet peeves are courtesy related. For instance, I will ALWAYS switch into the left lane at a traffic light if I'm going straight to allow the people behind me to turn right. If there is heavy traffic, I don't get too worried about it. But if it's me and some other douchebag on the road, he will ALWAYS be in front of me in the right lane while I'm sitting through the light waiting to turn right. Most people are completely oblivious to the little things.

I have a similar one. When I'm waiting forever to make a left turn and finally only one more car coming from the left and I can go. Every ****ing time he ends up making a left turn where I am at, so I have to wait, then of course by then there is traffic coming from both ****ing directions again. I hate that asshole and want to flip him off everytime even though it's not their fault

Hammock Parties 02-20-2017 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8333419)
My old man usually dumps his refuse in somebody else's dumpster. Drives me crazy. I can't convince him it is quite literally stealing. I've tried to explain that he wouldn't walk up to the house and pocket a tool then why is he dumping his garbage into a container for which somebody is paying money?

I have strange pet peeves. I can't stand it when somebody is eating something crunchy when I am not. I'll make them turn on a radio or something to drown out that noise. Most of my other pet peeves are courtesy related. For instance, I will ALWAYS switch into the left lane at a traffic light if I'm going straight to allow the people behind me to turn right. If there is heavy traffic, I don't get too worried about it. But if it's me and some other douchebag on the road, he will ALWAYS be in front of me in the right lane while I'm sitting through the light waiting to turn right. Most people are completely oblivious to the little things.

So you can't extend common courtesy to an elderly neighbor and let him use your dumpster, something that you wouldn't even notice 9 times out of 10 if the dumpster was large enough....but you'll go out of your way for complete strangers who don't give a shit if you switch lanes....

LEAVE CHIEFSPLANET FOREVER

Rain Man 02-20-2017 01:04 PM

I'm sitting in a mall, and the guy opposite me is moving his head as he reads, so I can tell where he's at on the page and on each line in the page. I find that more curious than annoying. What's mildly annoying is when people move their lips as they read, but I can generally look away if I see it so it's not a huge issue.

This is unlike people who don't eat peanuts properly, which compels me to stare as I try to understand their strange ways.

In58men 02-20-2017 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12749580)
I'm sitting in a mall, and the guy opposite me is moving his head as he reads, so I can tell where he's at on the page and on each line in the page. I find that more curious than annoying. What's mildly annoying is when people move their lips as they read, but I can generally look away if I see it so it's not a huge issue.

This is unlike people who don't eat peanuts properly, which compels me to stare as I try to understand their strange ways.

You're like the real life D-Fens

Rain Man 02-20-2017 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12749604)
You're like the real life D-Fens

Do you have any idea how much money my country has given your country?

Easy 6 02-20-2017 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 12749504)
Minnesota. But you may have to get behind the Minnesota Attorney General.

Do tell...

displacedinMN 02-20-2017 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 12749679)
Do tell...

Sorry-BBB but if they are making false claims Lori Swenson will make an issue of it.

Spoiler!


also https://www.google.com/search?q=my+p...pillow+lawsuit

Easy 6 02-20-2017 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 12749687)
Sorry-BBB but if they are making false claims Lori Swenson will make an issue of it.

Spoiler!


also https://www.google.com/search?q=my+p...pillow+lawsuit

So he is charging for two pillows while telling people their only paying for one, eh?

I knew there was something off about that guy, thats why I intend to smother him in his sleep with his own product!

raybec 4 02-20-2017 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 12749275)
Get that Shane Company guy first.

"Now you have a friend in the diamond business. Shane Company."

That continental siding dildo can get run over by a dump truck: "Call Noooooooow!" **** you ! I'm never calling, ever!

Rooster 02-20-2017 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 12749699)
That continental siding dildo can get run over by a dump truck: "Call Noooooooow!" **** you ! I'm never calling, ever!

ROFL I hate those commercials. The worst part is I parrot him when he says that. I can't stop I think I have a mental defect or something.

Frazod 02-20-2017 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12748762)
Black guys playing the Phantom.

Completely ruins my immersion.

And no, it's not racist. There were precious few black dudes running around Paris in 1881, and probably none that could write and sing opera music.

And I don't want a white dude playing Lando Calrissian, either.

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townn...ize=1200%2C800

You might want to take a pass on Hamilton, then. LMAO

Hammock Parties 02-20-2017 05:07 PM

Hamilton is fine, because it's an original.

LoneWolf 02-20-2017 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 12749245)
I'm going to buy a "My Pillow", then take it to Wisconsin and smother Mike Lindell to death with it while he sleeps

Make sure to take the pillow home with you after the smothering. The My Pillow is really a great product.

Easy 6 02-20-2017 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 12749881)
Make sure to take the pillow home with you after the smothering. The My Pillow is really a great product.

I kinda thought it might be, he must be selling the hell out of them in order to afford 24/7 tv commercials

Frazod 02-20-2017 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12749859)
Hamilton is fine, because it's an original.

You realize that the guys they're portraying were both (a) real, and (b) white, right? The phantom of the opera is a fictional character. I mean, if you're going to have a problem with one, you should probably have a problem with the other.

The last time I saw Les Miserables the guy playing Javert was black. And he was awesome.

Hammock Parties 02-20-2017 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12749900)
You realize that the guys they're portraying were both (a) real, and (b) white, right? The phantom of the opera is a fictional character. I mean, if you're going to have a problem with one, you should probably have a problem with the other.

Yeah, but the point of Hamilton is to blackify everything. I mean, it's a hip hop musical. You can't have a bunch of white boys doing that. ROFL

Look, I'm a consumer. I expect some faithfulness to the original when I'm watching a production of the same play. As soon as I heard a black man's voice that sounded nothing like Michael Crawford, or even like someone that could have been the Phantom IRL, I was completely taken out of my immersion. It mostly ruined the evening for me.

Frazod 02-20-2017 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12749905)
Yeah, but the point of Hamilton is to blackify everything. I mean, it's a hip hop musical. You can't have a bunch of white boys doing that. ROFL

Look, I'm a consumer. I expect some faithfulness to the original when I'm watching a production of the same play. As soon as I heard a black man's voice that sounded nothing like Michael Crawford, or even like someone that could have been the Phantom IRL, I was completely taken out of my immersion. It mostly ruined the evening for me.

The very idea of Chernow's novel (which I've read) being dumbed down into some hip hop dogshit by a bunch of leftist agitators is disgusting to me. I remember being thrilled when I first heard somebody was making a musical about Hamilton's life. Then I learned the details. :shake:

ThaVirus 02-20-2017 06:14 PM

Bet you watched The Last Samurai, Prince of Persia, and about a million other whitewashed films and didn't bitch about it, you shithead.

Rain Man 02-20-2017 06:16 PM

It would be really interesting to see a remake of Alex Haley's "Roots" where the white roles are all played by blacks and the black roles are all played by whites.

Frazod 02-20-2017 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12749946)
It would be really interesting to see a remake of Alex Haley's "Roots" where the white roles are all played by blacks and the black roles are all played by whites.

You'd need tanker trucks full of Preparation H to assuage the ensuing butthurt. LMAO

Hammock Parties 02-20-2017 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12749943)
Bet you watched The Last Samurai, Prince of Persia, and about a million other whitewashed films and didn't bitch about it, you shithead.

You're missing the point. Those films were made that way because they were aimed at a target audience.

As I've already said, I'd be beyond pissed if they recast Lando as a white dude. So this isn't a racial issue.

It's an issue of what's appropriate to the production. And shoehorning in a black Phantom, especially when THE ENTIRE REST OF THE CAST IS WHITE (apart from Piangi, who had to be black because he has to sound somewhat like the Phantom due to the scene where he's replaced mid-song), just reeks of bullshit.

And, as I said, as a consumer, it completely took me out of the play.

ShiftyEyedWaterboy 02-20-2017 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rooster (Post 12749707)
ROFL I hate those commercials. The worst part is I parrot him when he says that. I can't stop I think I have a mental defect or something.

My dad does that with the George Foreman "call my friends at inventhelp!" I watch football with him on Sunday's and he does it every single time its on. My mom tells me he does it in public sometimes. ROFL

Buzz 02-20-2017 07:03 PM

People that block intersections so you can't hang a left. Then when you give them your a dumbazz look, act oblivious.

Chiefshrink 02-20-2017 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12749580)
I'm sitting in a mall, and the guy opposite me is moving his head as he reads, so I can tell where he's at on the page and on each line in the page. I find that more curious than annoying. What's mildly annoying is when people move their lips as they read, but I can generally look away if I see it so it's not a huge issue.

This is unlike people who don't eat peanuts properly, which compels me to stare as I try to understand their strange ways.

You are definitely an OCDer:D

loochy 02-21-2017 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12749943)
Bet you watched The Last Samurai, Prince of Persia, and about a million other whitewashed films and didn't bitch about it, you shithead.

I, for one, always found casting in movies like that to be stupid.

The king for me is The Ten Commandments. You really expect me to believe that those are Egyptians? rofl.

ThaVirus 02-21-2017 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12750435)
I, for one, always found casting in movies like that to be stupid.



The king for me is The Ten Commandments. You really expect me to believe that those are Egyptians? rofl.


I haven't seen that one, but more recently I've seen Exodus: Gods and Kings and Gods of Egypt and good Lord, what a farce. Gerard Butler and Christian Bale as ancient Egyptians. Cringeworthy.

ThaVirus 02-21-2017 10:31 AM

Small things in life that gravel your ass
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12749963)
You're missing the point. Those films were made that way because they were aimed at a target audience.



As I've already said, I'd be beyond pissed if they recast Lando as a white dude. So this isn't a racial issue.



It's an issue of what's appropriate to the production. And shoehorning in a black Phantom, especially when THE ENTIRE REST OF THE CAST IS WHITE (apart from Piangi, who had to be black because he has to sound somewhat like the Phantom due to the scene where he's replaced mid-song), just reeks of bullshit.



And, as I said, as a consumer, it completely took me out of the play.


I don't know shit about Phantom of the Opera so I'm definitely out of my wheelhouse here, but is being white central to the character?

I can understand why someone would be annoyed if they did a George Washington biopic and cast Idris Elba as the lead. Or Tom Hanks cast as Frederick Douglass.

But if you're just bitching because you'd rather see a white guy then that's just weird.

loochy 02-21-2017 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12750536)
I haven't seen that one, but more recently I've seen Exodus: Gods and Kings and Gods of Egypt and good Lord, what a farce. Gerard Butler and Christian Bale as ancient Egyptians. Cringeworthy.

Ramses and Nefertiti (lol):
https://sqsmaravillosa.files.wordpre...eh10.jpg?w=590

Rain Man 02-21-2017 10:34 AM

If someone is good enough at acting, race and gender shouldn't matter. I bet that Meryl Streep could play a great Napoleon, or that Tom Hanks could play one of the sisters in Little Women. If you're a highly paid actor, you should be able to nail any role you're given.

I for one would welcome seeing the famous love scene in "Last Tango In Paris" starring Megan Fox and Charlotte McKinney in the lead roles. They're good actresses, so why paint ourselves into a corner with standard casting?

Frazod 02-21-2017 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12750549)

Anne Baxter

:drool:

loochy 02-21-2017 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12750562)
Anne Baxter

:drool:

https://media.giphy.com/media/CIV8DU1p0VrlC/giphy.gif

ThaVirus 02-21-2017 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12750549)


A little skin bronzer for him aaaaaand yep, we're good LOL

That is pretty bad.

Hammock Parties 02-21-2017 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12750545)
I don't know shit about Phantom of the Opera so I'm definitely out of my wheelhouse here, but is being white central to the character?

I can understand why someone would be annoyed if they did a George Washington biopic and cast Idris Elba as the lead. Or Tom Hanks cast as Frederick Douglass.

But if you're just bitching because you'd rather see a white guy then that's just weird.

The original character was white, the original actor was white, and he had a British accent and sang like a brit.

Casting a black man totally takes me out of the production, sorry.

loochy 02-21-2017 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider2YBanana (Post 12750604)
The original character was white, the original actor was white, and he had a British accent and sang like a brit.

Casting a black man totally takes me out of the production, sorry.

Let's watch Roots with Keanu Reeves as Kunta Kinte. It'll work because of the good storyline, right?

Rain Man 02-21-2017 11:03 AM

I thought Mickey Rooney did a brilliant job of capturing the nuances of Japanese-American culture in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...key_Rooney.jpg

Easy 6 02-21-2017 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12750435)
I, for one, always found casting in movies like that to be stupid.

The king for me is The Ten Commandments. You really expect me to believe that those are Egyptians? rofl.

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Iowanian 02-21-2017 11:31 AM

I'll tell you something that gravels my ass.

High schools that recruit kids for athletics.

Stay in your district, play with the kids you grow up with....and if you happen to have 3-4 state champ caliber kids move into your district for wrestling, or girls from 3-4 states on your basketball team....there is a * next to your championship in my view.

raybec 4 02-21-2017 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 12750676)
I'll tell you something that gravels my ass.

High schools that recruit kids for athletics.

Stay in your district, play with the kids you grow up with....and if you happen to have 3-4 state champ caliber kids move into your district for wrestling, or girls from 3-4 states on your basketball team....there is a * next to your championship in my view.

This used to be a big problem in the 90's. I didn't know it still was. I used to wrestle a kid from St. Louis who was actually from somewhere in Illinois. He went to Chamanade On a "scholarship"

LoneWolf 02-21-2017 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 12750676)
I'll tell you something that gravels my ass.

High schools that recruit kids for athletics.

Stay in your district, play with the kids you grow up with....and if you happen to have 3-4 state champ caliber kids move into your district for wrestling, or girls from 3-4 states on your basketball team....there is a * next to your championship in my view.

In very rare cases, it makes sense for a kid's family to move to a different district. I have a cousin that has a son who is a very talented WR (he's being recruited by Baylor, Oklahoma State, and West Virginia), but the coach of the high school team when he was a freshman ran a single wing offense and there was zero talent at QB. His dad started talking to other coaches at other schools in the area and they found a school with a great QB that was the same age with a coach that runs a pass heavy offense. They moved to that district and it was definitely better for my cousin's sons future.

Baby Lee 02-21-2017 12:26 PM

This was a small thing, but it chapped my ass slightly. It's a tad political, but so small as not throw things in a tizzy.

Neil Cavuto had someone on talking about the protests who said many protestors were paid by Soros. OK, this is a questionable/debatable claim.

But Cavuto's immediate reaction was 'I must interject that, if some were, it was not very many.'

How on earth is this a journalistic statement? It's both purposefully vague, and couched in terms of authoritative fact.

If you dispute how many people, if any, were paid, say that. Don't sit in the guise of a journalist and say 'according to my knowledge and insight, it 'probably wasn't very many' You have no data to either evidence your claim or rebut the claim of the guest on way or another, so don't phrase it as a declarative statement.

It's not even about the veracity of the assertion that crowds contained people who were paid. It's the flip dismissal of 'probably not very many' clearly without any analysis on which to predicate it passed off as fact.

Rain Man 02-21-2017 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 12750738)
In very rare cases, it makes sense for a kid's family to move to a different district. I have a cousin that has a son who is a very talented WR (he's being recruited by Baylor, Oklahoma State, and West Virginia), but the coach of the high school team when he was a freshman ran a single wing offense and there was zero talent at QB. His dad started talking to other coaches at other schools in the area and they found a school with a great QB that was the same age with a coach that runs a pass heavy offense. They moved to that district and it was definitely better for my cousin's sons future.

They have to know that it's a rare case, though.

I lived in a rural area growing up, and school transfers were unheard of. We had one kid who did it because he or his dad (I think it was his dad) was convinced that he had a future in football. It was a big to-do getting him switched into our school system, and I think the dad even bought some land in our district to do it. Then the kid shows up and he had no future in football at all. Granted, our football coach was an idiot, but I don't think this kid even started on our 2-8 rural football team.

Whoa - I looked this kid up because I haven't thought about him in years, and the case was even written up in Sports Illustrated for some reason: http://www.si.com/vault/1981/05/18/825642/scorecard. Search for "Rolla".

I had a couple of details wrong. I guess he left the district instead of coming in, and he was trying to redraw the district boundaries around his current land. Maybe it was a good idea to get away from our idiot football coach.

In58men 02-21-2017 01:09 PM

Small things in life that gravel your ass
 
Oh here's a ****ing good one, how about hitting a gigantic boulder of ****ing death on your way to work? I lost two ****ing tires and two rims. After spending $685 I am checking out. **** you Tuesday!!!!

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LoneWolf 02-21-2017 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12750830)
Oh here's a ****ing good one, how about hitting a gigantic boulder of ****ing death on your way to work? I lost two ****ing tires and two rims. After spending $685 I am checking out. **** you Tuesday!!!!

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How does one hit a boulder?

In58men 02-21-2017 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 12750835)
How does one hit a boulder?

The way this road is ****ing sucks, you can't swerve to miss shit. 4 other people hit it as well, another guys lost his tire. We received emails about it this morning, but I don't check emails until I'm at the office.

loochy 02-21-2017 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 12750835)
How does one hit a boulder?

1.) get in vehicle
2.) point vehicle at boulder
3.) depress accelerator
4.) keep vehicle pointed at boulder until impact with boulder

* brakes should be used at no point during steps 3 or 4

In58men 02-21-2017 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12750845)
1.) get in vehicle
2.) point vehicle at boulder
3.) depress accelerator
4.) keep vehicle pointed at boulder until impact with boulder

* brakes should be used at no point during steps 3 or 4

Go **** yourself

LoneWolf 02-21-2017 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12750842)
The way this road is ****ing sucks, you can't swerve to miss shit. 4 other people hit it as well, another guys lost his tire. We received emails about it this morning, but I don't check emails until I'm at the office.

Wow! So this boulder is in the road, it is a known driving hazard, its been there long enough for your company to send out an email warning people about it, and yet the authorities aren't there to direct traffic and remove the hazard?

loochy 02-21-2017 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12750855)
Go **** yourself

That's step 5

loochy 02-21-2017 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 12750859)
Wow! So this boulder is in the road, it is a known driving hazard, its been there long enough for your company to send out an email warning people about it, and yet the authorities aren't there to direct traffic and remove the hazard?

it sounds like inmem's insurance company has something to work with

LoneWolf 02-21-2017 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12750861)
That's step 5

Are brakes used in Step 5?

In58men 02-21-2017 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 12750859)
Wow! So this boulder is in the road, it is a known driving hazard, its been there long enough for your company to send out an email warning people about it, and yet the authorities aren't there to direct traffic and remove the hazard?

It's not a boulder persay, just a big ass chunk of asphalt in the ****ing road.

Baby Lee 02-21-2017 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 12750835)
How does one hit a boulder?

Has anyone heard from Bwana lately?

http://www.triblocal.com/wilmette-ke...345_resize.jpg

raybec 4 02-21-2017 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12750867)
It's not a boulder persay, just a big ass chunk of asphalt in the ****ing road.

SO, it really isn't a "Small thing that gravel's your ass". It's large gravel that busted your ass.

Frazod 02-21-2017 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12750867)
It's not a boulder persay, just a big ass chunk of asphalt in the ****ing road.

Years ago I hit a foot deep pothole on a rainy night in Chicago. Took out both tires and rims on the passenger side, did damage to the undercarriage, plus I had to take my wife to the ER because it hurt her back. That sucked. And of course it just counted as an accident on my insurance and the city didn't pay shit.

Rain Man 02-21-2017 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12750867)
It's not a boulder persay, just a big ass chunk of asphalt in the ****ing road.

If it was asphalt, then you technically just went up a small but steep hill.

Either way, that stinks. You're lucky your airbag didn't blow.

In58men 02-21-2017 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12750889)
Years ago I hit a foot deep pothole on a rainy night in Chicago. Took out both tires and rims on the passenger side, did damage to the undercarriage, plus I had to take my wife to the ER because it hurt her back. That sucked. And of course it just counted as an accident on my insurance and the city didn't pay shit.

That's exactly why I didn't call the city. Too much hassle and truly don't care about anybody's wellbeing. I did, however, call my insurance in hoping they'll pay for two tires and 2 rims. I just wanted to have a good day lol.

Baby Lee 02-21-2017 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12750892)
Either way, that stinks. You're lucky your airbag didn't blow.

Recently lost my horn on my car, tracked everything down and it appears isolated to the contacts between the airbag and the cover.

Now I don't know whether to feel blessed the airbag didn't blow up in my face, or pissed I have to shell out so much for a new airbag/steering unit just to replace $.05 worth of inaccessible contacts.

raybec 4 02-21-2017 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12750926)
Recently lost my horn on my car, tracked everything down and it appears isolated to the contacts between the airbag and the cover.

Now I don't know whether to feel blessed the airbag didn't blow up in my face, or pissed I have to shell out so much for a new airbag/steering unit just to replace $.05 worth of inaccessible contacts.

https://static.grainger.com/rp/s/is/..._AS01?$zmmain$

Go crazy

jallmon 02-21-2017 02:18 PM

Diner with a row of booths. Someone at one booth talks directly over my booth to someone in another booth. Especially when one booth is populated with members of the DPC (dead pecker club) who are hard of hearing to start with.

I usually get it to stop by telling my wife (fairly loudly), "Don't you just hate it when people yell over you when you are eating breakfast?"

Frazod 02-21-2017 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12750919)
That's exactly why I didn't call the city. Too much hassle and truly don't care about anybody's wellbeing. I did, however, call my insurance in hoping they'll pay for two tires and 2 rims. I just wanted to have a good day lol.

I did check into filing a claim against the City of Chicago, and was essentially told it would be like suing God.

Plus, they actually fixed the pothole the next day, so it was gone by the time I went back to take pictures. I'm sure they would have been like "what pothole?" Bastards.

ThaVirus 02-21-2017 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12750987)
I did check into filing a claim against the City of Chicago, and was essentially told it would be like suing God.



Plus, they actually fixed the pothole the next day, so it was gone by the time I went back to take pictures. I'm sure they would have been like "what pothole?" Bastards.


Damn, Chitown finessed your ass.

Frazod 02-21-2017 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12751026)
Damn, Chitown finessed your ass.

Chicago is an ancient Indian word meaning "**** you."

ptlyon 02-21-2017 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12750892)
Either way, that stinks. You're lucky your airbag didn't blow.

Who knows? Maybe she did? If so, good for him.

KCUnited 02-21-2017 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12751114)
Chicago is an ancient Indian word meaning "**** you."

I could do an entire gravel your ass thread on Chicago.

I'll start with closing all the emission test facilities within the city. Now I have to drive to ****ing Skokie to get the required emissions test. Something that used to take 20 minutes will now be a half day off work.

lewdog 02-21-2017 06:30 PM

My day sucked as well Inmem.

Fired up the car to start my day. Realize the garage door went up about 3 inches and stopped. Hit the button a few more times. Down to bottom and back up to 3 inches.....Stop.

I get out of the car and look up. The entire end of the spring had snapped off and was separated a good few inches from the main spring. Awesome. Tried to lift the door up so I could get my car out. The metal guide wire on the right side of the door then became loose and I had to set the door down gently and now it was completely crooked and I thought it might fall on my car. This was after my wife told me I would be an idiot to try and lift that door up as things were "obviously" loose and it could fall on me.

Guy came out to fix it and had to replace spring and bearings in door.

Frazod 02-21-2017 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 12751171)
I could do an entire gravel your ass thread on Chicago.

I'll start with closing all the emission test facilities within the city. Now I have to drive to ****ing Skokie to get the required emissions test. Something that used to take 20 minutes will now be a half day off work.

Ah, one of the more pointlessly annoying aspects of our bloated bureaucracy. I live about a mile from the one in Naperville. Which is, once every two years, a blessing, but on Saturdays at the end of the month, a giant ****ing curse. Backs up traffic in every direction, good luck getting past it.

My advice - be in line when the one in Skokie opens on Saturday. And don't go at the end of the month.

Frazod 02-21-2017 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 12751410)
My day sucked as well Inmem.

Fired up the car to start my day. Realize the garage door went up about 3 inches and stopped. Hit the button a few more times. Down to bottom and back up to 3 inches.....Stop.

I get out of the car and look up. The entire end of the spring had snapped off and was separated a good few inches from the main spring. Awesome. Tried to lift the door up so I could get my car out. The metal guide wire on the right side of the door then became loose and I had to set the door down gently and now it was completely crooked and I thought it might fall on my car. This was after my wife told me I would be an idiot to try and lift that door up as things were "obviously" loose and it could fall on me.

Guy came out to fix it and had to replace spring and bearings in door.

I remember when mine broke - sounded like a shotgun blast. Scared the crap out of me.

In58men 02-21-2017 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 12751410)
My day sucked as well Inmem.

Fired up the car to start my day. Realize the garage door went up about 3 inches and stopped. Hit the button a few more times. Down to bottom and back up to 3 inches.....Stop.

I get out of the car and look up. The entire end of the spring had snapped off and was separated a good few inches from the main spring. Awesome. Tried to lift the door up so I could get my car out. The metal guide wire on the right side of the door then became loose and I had to set the door down gently and now it was completely crooked and I thought it might fall on my car. This was after my wife told me I would be an idiot to try and lift that door up as things were "obviously" loose and it could fall on me.

Guy came out to fix it and had to replace spring and bearings in door.

It's always something right? And to top it off, I'm being sued for $235k for my apartment. I think some Bookers with a couple ice cubes will make me happy.

Frazod 02-21-2017 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12751496)
It's always something right? And to top it off, I'm being sued for $235k for my apartment. I think some Bookers with a couple ice cubes will make me happy.

$235,000? Jesus, what did you do? Invite Joe Walsh over to redecorate?

KCUnited 02-21-2017 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12751501)
$235,000? Jesus, what did you do? Invite Joe Walsh over to redecorate?

More like Lisa Lefteye Lopez.

Baby Lee 02-21-2017 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12751501)
$235,000? Jesus, what did you do? Invite Joe Walsh over to redecorate?

Steven Raichlen

Baby Lee 02-21-2017 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 12751504)
More like Lisa Lefteye Lopez.

Quicker AND better, eff you Jobu.

Frazod 02-21-2017 07:22 PM

I'm going to have to google those names. :D

In58men 02-21-2017 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12751501)
$235,000? Jesus, what did you do? Invite Joe Walsh over to redecorate?

Wife tried making a PB&J.

lewdog 02-21-2017 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 12751488)
I remember when mine broke - sounded like a shotgun blast. Scared the crap out of me.

Come to think of it we heard a loud something out front last night. It scared the shit out of the cat but we were near the back of the house with the doors open and didn't think too much of it. It was within 30 minutes of me getting home so that was likely it!

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 12751496)
It's always something right? And to top it off, I'm being sued for $235k for my apartment. I think some Bookers with a couple ice cubes will make me happy.

Dang dude. Did you have renter's insurance while living there?


And no on the ice. Fill an 8oz cocktail glass and keep that drink neat. You're gonna want that high 120 proof to kick your ass quick!

KCUnited 02-21-2017 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 12751507)
Quicker AND better, eff you Jobu.

I was trying to tie in Chiefs and driving ability.

Frazod 02-21-2017 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 12751516)
Come to think of it we heard a loud something out front last night. It scared the shit out of the cat but we were near the back of the house with the doors open and didn't think too much of it. It was within 30 minutes of me getting home so that was likely it!

Mine happened when I hit the garage door button as I prepared to leave for work - so (a) I was in the garage when it happened, and (b) as I usually am in the morning, I was half asleep. Ugh.

Luckily I was able to work from home and got it fixed that day. And after that happened I get it checked every couple of years now.

PHOG 02-21-2017 07:43 PM

An advertisement on TV about Hyundai's cars, I can not name the song that is based on, but my God: Here it goes like TulsaHyundaitulsahyundaitulsahyundaitulsatulsatulsa Hyundai...Hyundai..


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