The discussion of brake lines and verifying certificates might be the most ridiculous thing ever to grace this forum.

All of the talk about "proving it" and "taking pictures" reminds me of the Vulture, and we all know how that ended.

I re-read it, it is nearly incomprehensible.

OMG HE READ THE INTERNETS

Take a picture of an updated Master Tech Cert please, or shut up.

Oh my god, called it, heating and air conditioning. I WIN!!!!!!!!!! :clap::clap::clap:

I'm not blackbob god damnit.

Google can tell me anything, actually. And your ability to describe what you were talking about was horrible. It was neither descriptive, nor accurate. It was so incredibly vague, I'm pretty sure a teenager could do a better job at it.

I don't :/

Only for the reading comprehesion challenged.

Pretty easy to comprehend for me.

I just want to point out here that Jason just claimed his cert as a7, which is heating and air condition, like I claimed it was. A7 is not a master technician certification, it is one of MANY prerequisites for the master technician certification. I've won, and I'm taking my ball and going home now lol.

See ya tomorrow for another ridiculously stupid argument that no one agrees with, Blackbob.

Go quote it for me again, I'm not digging through 5 pages.

By the way it is comprehension, not comprehsion.

holy **** dude.

I'm embarrassed that I even feel the need to defend my self. But my reputation here is the only reason I have...
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Interesting argument, when I quoted NFL analysts getting paid to analyze these guys, questioning his accuracy. SHOCKING.

I'm totally alone in the world right?

PS, not blackbob.

lol it's the only one I have up for RECERTIFICATION this year.

That's exactly what I said in that post.

You sir are a dumbass
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Ok, I click on a Reid choice for QB thread, and we are discussing brake lines? WTF!

ROFL

I don't care about your reputation on a forum about the Chiefs, where the main topic of discussion is automobiles. Had this been KCSR, NAISOC, or purposebuild, I'd probably have cared a little.

Well, this thread is officially dead.


Burn this bad boy.

And people think Jason is right? lol

This NOT exactly what you said, and you call me dumb.......

Yea I unfortunately jumped in. I am now out of that conversation.

I'll let you guys get back to Andy Reid and Geno Smith.

I'm done, I curbstomped Jason again and that was all I needed. Enjoy your thread.

Peace out, Blackbob.

Anyone with ANY sense would realize these posts follow one another and go together

Sorry guys
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No big deal with me man! :thumb:

No, anyone with sense would not know what you were implying. They would assume that you were saying that you have a cert for a7, nothing more.

Furthermore, this proves that you are not a certified master tech like you claim. And more likely, you've only obtained your a7 so you could hang a cert on the wall, like I suggested days ago.

ASE would seriously frown upon someone claiming to be an ASE certified master technician, if they didn't have an updated certification, especially if they never actually passed the ASE master tech exam.

Just admit to being a liar and I'll be done on the subject, push me further and I'll escalate the **** out of this argument.

Lol.

Lol.

I think what I have said speaks for itself.
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You said you ARE a certified ASE Master Tech.

Now you tell us your only active (and likely the only one you've ever truly possessed) certification, is your A7.

Newsflash, you cannot be a Master Tech on an A7, and an expired Master Tech Cert no longer makes you a Master Tech, which I doubt you even have since you can't tell me your test series and pathway.

Admit that you lied, because it is a solid, undeniable fact that you have.

Nope I said it's the one UP for re certification. They all come up at different time. No one takes them all at once.


hence the "and I actually have a cert up".

Not one active.

**** with me.
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You didn't even say that!

Jesus Christ, this is now the second time you've tried to "claim" that you said something when you didn't.

Are we supposed to read your mind?

You call me dumb, but you can't even completely and accurately answer a question, its like your brain stops working halfway through your answer.

I'm done here, I've proven all I wanted to, you area fake, a phony. Goodnight.

You have to r cert every five years.



And actually I have a cert up

A7.


If you don't get that them you have issues.

Like I said, **** with me. Escalate it and see what you find bud.
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Like I said people here have been to my shop. they know he for the real deal.
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Get ready to be pissed because I have this nagging feeling he is going to trade back and go with a vet.

What vet?

You don't need any fingers to count the vets available because there aren't any worthy of starting.

He's trolling at this point if he is saying he couldn't comprehend I have to recert soon A7. So sorry he didn't say I have to recert A7 soon. Jesus

This is my hope too. Just say no to stop gaps

Go ahead, keep adding to what you "Meant" to say. Again, I don't care if anyone here has been to your shop and thinks you are the real deal or not. Most people don't know what an ASE Certification is, let alone how to get a cert for Master Technician.

Most people, the ones who have been to your shop, don't know that it is standard business practice for automotive business to have a technician or owner get a certification for the purposes of hanging the ASE sign, not because their technicians are actually certified on every application.

This is why I called you on your bullshit talk about being a Master Tech, on top of the fact that you simply DO NOT sound like a master tech. At least not any master tech I've worked with, and I've worked with dozens. You do not act like any master tech I know either.

And there is certainly no master tech in the world that would ever call me over-educated after passing their master technician certification.

Dumbest shit I've ever heard. I've proven you to be a liar, that is all I need. Good day sir.

He didn't even say that....

Is what he said, after I asked him what series he took.

The hell if I know. I just have this bad feeling he isn't using the first pick the way we want. I have a feeling he will trade back to later in the first round.


Of course, there is the whole who would want to trade up to the first pick in this draft though.

You haven't proven shit, Blackbob.

He clearly said you have to recert every 5 years and that he has a cert up for recertification and its his A7 cert.

No where does he say that his only cert is A7.

Now **** off.

You can certainly use them to offset a dunce who says something stupid, like, "I've yet to see him throw a good deep ball," though.

Right here he is saying he has the a7 cert up not that his only certification is a7 but you're interpreting it how you wish

I would imagine we could easily find a partner to trade back with. We just wouldn't get highway robbery like the Rams got with Washington.

Guru, not doubting that trading back could be the plan, but as of Jan. 5, what player jumps out at you as the "must have" player that some team is going to be willing to move up to the top of the draft to make sure they get their guy?

Of course not. Haven't you heard? There are no RGIIIs in this draft.:evil:

I think that was a pretty reasonable trade, actually, and we were stupid not to try to better it.

No, he did not say that, he said he has a cert up. Cert up for what? Is he implying he has an active cert? One that needs to be recertified?

Why won't he tell me what series he took and what he scored? And what path he took?

He's garbled together a response in the course of 5 messages now that resembles the answer you guys are pulling here, but it only comes after I ask him a question, he never states it.

I didn't say that.
He does not say that. He says he has one "up", which does not clarify what "up" means, and says a7, which is his air conditioning cert, the very same one I said he likely has so he can hang a sign.

You are right on the "Interpret it how you wish" since you have to do exactly that to make sense of it.

He has yet to tell me his series and pathway, and until he does, he is a ****ing liar.

That was my point in the last sentence. I think the only teams that might want to move up are the late round teams and they will not give a boatload for that pick.

This. The only position I can think of would be qb and that would be our need as well

It depends on where they are moving up from.

I put it in 1 quote for your simpleton ass to comprehend.

I don't think so, he drafted McNabb. We'll see.

Nah. We won't get a steal for that pick by any means at all. Woudlnt' surprise me if we can't find a trade partner and just go BPA with the pick and then try to trade back into the first round if a QB falls far enough.

Look at his history. The only really high pick he had he used to build his team around a QB.

We're taking a QB at #1, and that's the guy he's going to build his team around.

No kidding, but you stated it like he said that as a complete sentence, when it was actually strung together based off of questions I had to dig and dig and dig to get him to answer.

Calling me a simpleton is laughable.ROFL

I guess I need to learn how to read. Totally missed that the first time I read your post. :facepalm:

yeah, but that was almost 14 years ago. Look at his QBs since McNabb. Granted he hasn't had the first pick of the draft since then. i don't think he is afraid to go QB, I just wish we knew what he thought of the batch coming out this year.

I don't want Reid to trade back and him go BPA. I want him to get his QB. If he trades back and a QB is drafted before our pick and we find out that he missed out on the QB he wanted I'm going to be pissed.

I hope you are right. I really do. I'm tired of our FO ignoring the QB issue in KC.

I am only going to say that you haven't proven shit, except for the fact that you can not read and fully comprehend the words.

As will I. I want the QB too. I just have a bad feeling.

I think, from the article in the other thread, the bet will be hasselbeck.

I'm ok with that if we draft a guy at one
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I'm to the point that I don't give a flying **** if every draft guru out there states we just reached taking Geno #1 overall. PeeHoli REALLY reached on Tyson Jackson and WTF has he done to make game-changing plays. we NEED a QB and I don't give a flying **** what the pundits say if we get somebody that can stretch the field and make our offense respectable again.

God I hope not.

JoeI foresee 3 potential picks that Reid would take with the first overall given his history. As we've seen Reid isn't high on LBs so Teo is out. It well be betyween Star Lotulelei (who is graded as a 3-4 OLB), Jake Joeckel, or Geno Smith

If you read all the Reid stuff on here, everything points to QB. Team needing 2 good DE's, 2 good CB's, 2 good WR's, 2 good T's and a QB and you can compete. Passing all the time. His only uber-high pick was a QB, when everyone in Philly wanted the (college) all time great RB.

Really the only 2 pieces this team is missing (for Reid's shell to a good team) is QB and CB. I would be willing to bet we go that way with our first 2 picks.

We have Albert, who he liked, so the LT is out. I would say he'll be choosing between the QB's, whichever one he likes best.

Uhhhhh, what?

He'd never tell us if he didn't get his guy directly. The poker tell quote is, "There were two or three guys there we were looking at.". If he likes a guy he thinks he can get at four or five, a classic Reid move would be to trade down (say to seven and add a late 1st rounder and a 3rd) then trade back up to four for the seven, a fourth and a sixth. He loves to add picks - I recall several extras in the 2nd over the years.

you are a ****ing liar.

Those posts were one post apart.
one post. Yours but in which you never asked a ****ing question.
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I have zero problems comprehending things that are made to be comprehended. I'm incredibly intelligent and I write and speak very eloquently, which in the presence of idiots, causes me to be misunderstood quite a bit because of YOUR lack of comprehension, not mine. Such is the case with people saying "Well you said this, and you said that". No, I did not. You took that from what I've said, I did not actually say it.

Weird how that works.

Either way, this Jasonsauto guy is a douche, he is not an ASE Certified Master Technician.

If he wishes to do so, I have no problem stopping by his "business" and verifying the validity of his certification. I am off Tuesday and am willing to drive just for the amusement.

Jasonsauto, please send me a PM with your business address and hours of operation. Keep in mind, if your certifications are not found and up to date, I will report you to ASE.

/throwing down the gauntlets

Anything else that needs to be said can be done in PMs so we can uncluttered the idiocy of this thread for those that want to talk football.

here is that post.
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On topic, I don't even know why people are discussing anything but Geno.

Again, Geno has drawn comparisons to Donovan McNabb.

Reid drafted Donovan McNabb his first year in PHilly.

Need I say more?

Here is "what" post?

FYP

Rams are the only team with two first round picks this year. One at 16, the other TBD when Washington is done playing. Can't see your scenario playing out.

Aids.

This thread has it.

the post in which you digg and digg.


It was the one separating my two posts, I'm sure everyone else understood
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Just ignore his ass, you have nothing to prove to him or us. He's just getting a rise out of you.

I thought you went to bed?

Blackbob never sleeps.

Then why did he tell us goodnight?

Oh, you mean the post following the post where I dug and dug?

Where your first response following that is "no you have to re certify every five years dumb ass", where no is in reference to my speculation that you have a basic certification like AC, Brakes, or suspension, the second part about the every 5 years was in reference to the second half of my statement.

I find it interesting that you would say "no" to haveing a basic certification like AC, Brakes, or Suspension, yet the only certification you claim is, in fact, for AC.

I'm done here. I've issued the challenge take it or leave it, I do not wish to argue further with someone whose IQ is likely 40 points below mine.

Just an example Coogs, not a formula. He loves to move around and add picks however it plays out. Point is if he thinks he can get his guy at four he will move down and take the chance and add a pick.