My name is Chris Young and I spit hot fire.

Ump's zone doesn't seem consistent.

Seriously, did the ump have a few cold ones over the rain delay?

Ump giving Young some high fastballs.

I'm ok with that.

CY looking tough.

Get that greasy **** out, Salvy.

Huge out on the line here. Can't give up another

Come on, get out of this....

He had no chance. Not even worth a throw.

ugh don't do this shit...

Sweet

Atta boy CY

Chris ****ing YOUNG

Nice work Chris Young.

Check swing!

You're out!

Got him! Thank you!

Nice job CY!! Now get some hits boys!!!

Sit down bitch!

I tell you what ... My man boner for Chris Young Will reach maximum strength if we win this game

I love the big guy chris young!

RUNS!!!

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Then throw it at his head.

He's just obnoxious.

Like Billay level obnoxious.

whew. Need some runs right now.

Need some frenzy hitting.

way to get us going to start after rain delay ahole

Way to work the count, Rios. Jesus.

Hell of first career playoff ab Rios

Random sequencing hitting needed.

I'd be fine if Alex Rios never played another ****ing inning for the rest of the postseason.

There's no way Dyson isn't better in all phases of the game than Rios.

Could we make it any ****ing easier on this pitcher?

CoMo isn't even online. If he creates another game thread, I'm deleting it and ending his thread starting privs for the playoffs.

And nevermind. Just swing at the first pitch.

We should all work on getting him into the red so he has a nice surprise when he logs back on.

He hit the showers early

just pounding ground balls into the ground over and over

Well, that was disappointing.

Shitty AB's. ****

hmmm we aren't hitting this guy very hard

Well, fiddlesticks. Just shucks.

2 major shoulder surgeries play a big role in that.

Thanks, Gomer Pyle.

How the **** can someone make a playoff game thread then log off. WTF? ROFL

Done. Though I'm sure Dole or Floppy could pull some strings and make it happen faster than we could.

Given Young's age and the fact that he's had 2 shoulder surgeries, it's incredible that his velocity is even high 80's.

Anytime Sgt. Carter.

Bob Dole is considering just banning his stupid ass, but is worried about the weeping vaginas on here.

4 So IN A ROW FOR THE STORK !

4 K's in 1 1/3rds of a inning.

What weeping vagina likes CoMo?

Theres' 5.

MOWING MOTHER****ERS DOWN

Chris MF Young

How in the world did Ventura not strike these fools out?

Make it 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this pitching performance can't inspire the O then I don't know what the ****

I have a feeling the bats are going to come alive.

Come on, make it six.

Young has to have the team pumped up. Time to score some runs!

Wow

Your Dad would be proud CY

Are you shitting me?!

HOLY SHIT

Might as well have been Randy Johnson. Wow.

Wow

6!!!

That rain may be the best thing to happen to this team. Why Not? Do you see the fanduel thread? Let me know.

Young's not ****ing around. Damn.

6 straight ****ing strikeouts.

Who's the last Royals pitcher to do that? Have we ever done that?

Nice work Mr. Young

Half a dozen!!!

How about raping McHugh now

Holy Shit ! He's better than Alex Smiff !

I've been tooting Chris Young's horn all freaking year. Even advocated using him in the playoffs. God damn right CY. Keep it up.

Chris Young has murder in his eyes and hate in his heart.

Go, you gangly ****. Go.

What's FanDuel? Never heard of it.

Can we please kill this cold-armed mother****er now?

Nice work on the red gents. Sub 5 minutes I think.

:clap:

Young is a lock to start game 5 if it happens.

chris young releasing the fire!