The Baltimore Ravens select Charles Harris, DE/OLB, MIZZOU.

Someone should make a pick for the Bills if Marco's running late and put our foot on the gas pedal again.

I'm at a whistle stop on my train and will have good internet access again in a couple of hours once we leave. So be prepared for Cleveland's next celebrity draft picker.

We've got a good pace going, Rain. All things considered.

Meanwhile, at Ravens HQ GM Ozzie Newsome is enjoying the depth at DE/OLB in this draft.

Yea, I say SNR makes the Buffalo pick before or after his and just get it over with

Try not to pick a murderer.

In Ozzie's defense the murder was committed after the draft.:)

In other news, I really am the Redskins GM for this draft.

Guys, MP said he will make his pick in an hour and 45 minutes. Just let him make the pick IMO. It's a freakin second rounder. Kind of important to his draft.

Update: No later than 4:30! Taking CEO to airport.

Well first there was Willis, then King, now Harris.

So hey...we retreat again to the drawing board. I should probably write a few more names down this time.

Say hi for me. Ask him if he needs any market research.

Minnesota is the land of reeruns. Wait a year and you can solve your QB problem more intelligently. But nope. They trade for the only dude more overpriced and perhaps only a shade less shitty than Matt Cassel.

So they have one option. OL. And they have to do it in a shitty draft for OL, but otherwise the first year starters are going to dry up very quickly.

The Minnesota Vikings select Dan Feeney, OG, Indiana

I bet they're talking about market research. Marco's about to give me a referral.

Can somebody PM the next dude?

I pm'ed both the next dude and the last dude.

Just got home. I understand the draft must go on. I apologize, gents. I'll be making my pick in the next minute or two.

Is your boss going to hire me for some market research? You mentioned it, right?

The Washington Redskins select Raekwon McMillan, LB, OSU.

Can someone please Pm the next GM.

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The Bills, who rightfully was skipped due to tardiness, is shocked that their #12 overall prospect at a need position is still on the board at at 44 (or 46).

The Buffalo Bills select Teez Tabor, CB, Florida.

With the 50th pick in the 2017 CP Mock Draft

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Evan Engram, TE Ole Miss

I'll do it. The least I can do for being late.

Fixed and will do! Good pick also. He was #2 on my list for my Raiders pick :cuss:

Pm was sent to DJLN

A stir is rising from the Cleveland table as the next celebrity draft picker's limousine has pulled up to the red carpet.

Sorry Rain Man, our budget is shrinking, not growing.

That happens when you don't make use of market research.

The Cleveland celebrity draft picker is now in the green room, awaiting the moment that Cleveland comes onto the clock. Browns officials are smiling at each other.

Gonna take a rankings beating on this one but I think it's the right move.

The Broncos take, Sidney Jones, CB - Washington

The Broncos have their defensive backfield set for this year anyway but they'll need to find a replacement for Talib next season. Jones is a perfect fit here - rehabs for a season and hits the ground ready to roll for them next year. Ideally he gets a few snaps in late in the year but in either event, with Roby and Harris to take pressure off him, he can ease into the starting gig next season and horseface gets the 2nd best CB prospect in this draft in the late 2nd.

Wow.

So SNR shows up, makes his pick, and doesn't update the OP.

Damn - this place fell to hell once Pestilence left. Or came back. ****, I don't know who's in charge these days...

The year was 1995. The O.J. Simpson trial was just getting underway, and Monica Lewinsky was just getting under Bill Clinton. Mel Gibson charged across verdant fields in Braveheart, and the internet morphed from a government project to ... whatever the internet is.

And on New Year's Day, on an unseasonably warm day at Cleveland Memorial Stadium, 77,452 fans saw the most recent Cleveland Browns playoff victory. It was a 20-13 win over the New England Patriots, and Cleveland's final touchdown was scored by the man walking toward the table.

:) Pesty probably lost interest once Kizer Soze was selected and SNR must have been completely overwhelmed by finally making a pick for the Vizqueens and taking a G. :)

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce Leroy Hoard, the last Cleveland Browns player to score a touchdown in a winning playoff game for the Browns, as our draft selector.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp...8837-large.jpg

Cleveland had our eye on three players and it was a tough decision, but in the end Elflein is the top-rated center on our board and that's a position of extreme need. He'll step right in and help protect Trubisky or Kessler or Osweiler or whomever.

Detroit has been notified that they are on the clock.

Or, it was... until they signed JC Tretter.

Appreciate the Hoard cameo, though.

Dammit, I looked for free agent signings and didn't see any.

Eh, it looks like Tretter has more injuries than starts in the NFL, so we still like our pick.

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/inde...th_stabil.html

Mother****er!! Now I'm down to 1

OL depth is definitely nice to have

God bless his cotton pickin' Maize and Blue heart!

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Nice pick for the Leos. He would a tremendous addition to their LB corps.

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He's been picked. OP isn't updated.

I think if I was a Lions fan I'd be really excited for these two players that fell to them

Gotcha. I will be back soon with an update.

I was really hoping he was gonna make it to KCs pick.

Kinda bummed, actually.

Damn.

I guess it's ok. I was figuring Davis would get picked and Jones would surely fall to KCs third rounder after tearing his Achilles on the last drill of his proday...but people might have been pissed if I took guys with my first 2 selections for KC that wouldn't help the team at all in 2017...so this is probably best anyway.

I still have a fantastic list of guys I'd love to make Chiefs.

I'm attending a research conference all weekend. Won't be updating the OP any time soon. Can only be around to make my pick and keep the draft moving.

Go bitch at Pestilence or Chiefs Country

Here's the second round so far as I see it.

33. Cleveland - Rain Man -*Budda Baker, FS, Washington
34. San Francisco - DJ's left nut -*Christian McCaffrey, RB, Stanford
35. Jacksonville - Hoover -*Forrest Lamp, G, Western Kentucky
36. Chicago - chiefscafan -*DeShone Kizer, QB, Notre Dame
37. LA Rams - O.City -*Curtis Samuel, WR, Ohio State
38. LA Chargers - kccrow -*Obi Melifonwu, S, Connecticut
39. New York Jets - BigMeatballBillay -*Alvin Kamara, RB,Tennessee
40. Carolina - CleveSteve -*Tre'Davious White, CB/S, LSU
41. Cincinnati - TambaBerry -*Jordan Willis DE Kansas State
42. New Orleans - staylor26 -*Gareon Conley, CB, Ohio State
43. Philadelphia - BossChief - Adoree' Jackson
44. Buffalo - Marco Polo - Teez Tabor
45. Arizona - Direckshun - Cordrea Tankersly
46. Indianapolis - ChiefAshhole1056 - Kevin King
47. Baltimore - Sfeihc - Charles Harris
48. Minnesota - RealSNR - Dan Feeney
49. Washington - Sfeihc - Raekwon McMillan
50. Tampa Bay - CleveSteve - Evan Engram
51. Denver - DJ's left nut - Sidney Jones
52. Cleveland (from Tennessee) - Rain Man - Pat Elflein
53. Detroit - TambaBerry - Jarrad Davis
54. Miami - Direckshun - Duke Riley

I'm trying to build up my offense in the Big apple.

The New York Giants select D'onta Foreman rb texas.

Shades of Brandon Jacobs

I haven't been near a computer all day and I'm not updating this ****er on a phone. I'll do it tomorrow morning when I get to work.

The Oakland Raiders select Joe Mixon, RB, Oklahoma

The thought of this scares the shit out of me. Worth the gamble to pair this potential All-Pro with Carr.

I had it in my head that if he was still there in the third, I'd take Mixon.

Tough to pull the trigger in the second, but I understand.

I was going to take him for the Packers you asshole!

Speaking of which, where is he? Time is running out...

He'd have been a good Chiefs pick (since there are no consequences for PR hits in this draft...)

what he did IMO wasn't as bad as Tyreek Hill, it's just on video.

The Houston Texans select Davis Webb, QB, California.

I passed on Mahomes in the first with the intention Webb would be there in the 2nd. Happy it worked out because the other options here didnt feel like a good value/fit.

Anybody taken Peterman, yet?

No but you better if you're going to talk about it

You do know how to use the thread search function, right?

You're killing me.

I was so tempted to take Mixon in mew york, but the media here would have eaten me up.

I thought for sure you were going to snag him up before me.

D and his rookie mistakes makes me think that his account has been hacked.

LMAO

I have a list of picks for Boss when his turn comes up.

Man, what time does Pest get to work?

I think we need to add another person with OP udating privliges. It shouldn't have to fall all.on Pesty.

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I have updating privileges (I'm a mod in this forum), and just updated the OP.

I've been insanely busy but just had a moment to sit down and catch us up.

The Seattle Seahawks select Antonio Garcia, OT, Troy


Please remember to PM the next ****ing person up.

Thank you, D.

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Chiefs are up, baby!

I have no witty commentary other than to say I strongly considered this fella for the Broncos. Solid value here, position of use, if not desperate need.

The Chiefs select, Tim Williams, OLB, Alabama

I will let BossChief explain himself at his leisure.

There's a particular corner on the board that would make me extremely happy as a Chiefs fan. Perfect fit.

Damn I completely forgot about Williams. Great pick too.

I've grown convinced that QB/OLB is really the best 1-2 combo the Chiefs could do in the first two rounds this year.

I had a guy I liked a great deal as well at CB.

Williams would've been my pick for the Chiefs, though. So far I'm in lock-step with Boss so obviously I'm of the mind that he killed it.

Williams was definitely the guy to take. Forgot that he was still available. Boss has been perfect.

The Cowboys have a strong need at CB and are lucky to have an option of two guys at CB that they would've gladly picked up. Since both are still available, they choose the highest on their board and continue with loading up the defense to an already potent offense.

The Dallas Cowboys select Jourdan Lewis, CB, Michigan.