The Brady bill is coming due

So when you're a woman like that, I wonder what the reaction is when you tell people that you're marrying Robert Kraft. What do her parents say? What do her female friends say? Do they say, "I'm glad you found love" when everyone knows that's not true? Do they say, "What are you going to buy first?" Do they say, "If you're going to be a gold-digger, shoot for the stars?" or "I hope he dies soon?" I'm genuinely curious. Everyone knows what's going on. She's trading nudity and bisexual threesomes and probably some unspeakable obscene acts for an eventual healthy divorce settlement.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. If it works for him and it works for her, that's great. I'm just curious how the conversations go when she tells the people around her.


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"Can I borrow 50k?"

Why would he get married at his age? Why not just have good looking sugar babies? It's not like he has any morals. He paid to have a 50 year old Chinese woman jerk him off with her thump up his butt.

Yeah, there's no logic behind this. He can bring in hookers every day for a lower cost.

Maybe this is cheaper than bringing in two hookers every day, though. I'll have to do the math.

woof tom, just retire

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tom Brady says he&#39;s finding it nearly impossible to focus on his personal life half of the year ... explaining he feels like NFL seasons are similar to &quot;going away on deployment for the military.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/3ZxZWbP2jW">https://t.co/3ZxZWbP2jW</a></p>&mdash; TMZ (@TMZ) <a href="https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1582382927224406016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 18, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yeah, I don't get how someone could marry a player like Tom Brady and expect anything other than this

Tom lives for the Playoffs. We all know that.

Exactly. She knew he had this ego when she married him. Should have been expected.

"I almost look at like a football season like you're going away on deployment for the military," Brady said. "And it's like, 'Man, here I go again.'"

What a crock. How the **** would he know? LMAO :deevee::deevee:

THEN ****ING RETIRE ...JFC

He never said he didn't like it.

Brady is such a douche bag. As a person who has deployed for real many times I feel insulted by his rediculous analogy. He thinks we should feel sorry for him to go off and play football for millions of bucks?

What a self-serving out of touch with reality asshole.

No, he doesn't. He's explaining his mentality and how seriously he takes it. Not all players are like that.

Pretty sure he's just comparing the commitment it takes to enlist in the military and the away time from family on deployment to how he plays football. I don't think he's going as far as you want to take his comment.

He's saying he would rather die in Afghanistan than be with his family

I took it as the way he said it. He's saying that it's tough to be a family man and play football. Fell sorry for me and all my problems. What ****ing joke that ****ers view is.

agreed. I actually admire his commitment to winning.

Special breed, for sure.

As others have mentioned, you guys are taking his comment the wrong way. He is just trying to say how seriously he takes football.

He could have used better words true but my God calm down.

I think it's pretty cool to hear something like that especially from someone his age and who has accomplished as much as he has.

On the flip side he's saying that his family is less important than football. He won't quit until no team wants him. That's ****ing pathetic.

I understand what he's saying but I'm going to interpret the worst possible way because **** tom brady. he sucks and should retire

Yes, it is for HIM, because of the commitment level he CHOOSES to have.



I don't know where you are getting that part. He's explaining what he CHOOSES to put into it. Maybe you think that's shitty? Fine, and agreed. But he's not asking for sympathy. He's explaining why he does what he does.


The big bosses at my company are the same way. When you become director or VP, you pretty much forefit your life. They're putting in 60 to 70 hours at the office, plus they are always on call and reading their email when they are not at the office. I think no matter what the pay, I wouldn't do that. It's the reason I quit climbing the ladder at work - I saw my father in law's work life and what it did to the relationship between him and his son.

i hope he ****ing dies

I don't think she expected him to play into his 50's haha

Sure she did. She knew how competitive and egotistical he was when she married him.

Like him, she has an inflated ego, and she probably thought this kind of stuff only happens to other people.

Yeah, guys like that NEVER quit. He's not Tony Romo, who famously said after a loss "If losing a sporting event is the worse thing that ever happens to me, have had a wonderful life" He's like Michael Jordan, with that inner drive just eating at him all the time, never quitting, never relenting

Gotta admit...I just don't see it. What's all the hype about? :shrug:

I worked with a handful of Brazilian chicks when I lived in Costa Rica and Gisele would've been the least-attractive of the bunch - and that's not hyperbole. 5'11" too, can you imagine how big and ugly her feet are? :eek:

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tom is gay

I think she's overrated simply because she has that super model label, but she's not ugly or anything. DiCaprio is definitely pulling in the better looking models. Tom is getting the 2nd's.

Today she would be nothing. When she started many years ago she was the hot deal and she made hundreds of millions.

I agree. Of course, she is somewhat good looking, but her looks don't come anywhere near the hype. She's only "hot" because she's famous.

She came up in a world where hot was tall, skinny and white.

These days men expect tits and ass and they are plentiful and on full display. And women have mastered the art of modifications. Make up game is on point for most women these days. BBL's and fake lashes and every chick has yoga pants to accentuate their assets.

You can walk through Wal Mart and spot hotter chicks.

Maybe a LA Wal Mart.

The good news is that, most likely... this is the last season we'll ever see this arrogant prick again, and there is a certain solace in that

Well....on the field at least. Im sure he'll grace us with his crackhead face on the pregame shows etc for the rest of our lives.

He is an egotistical man.

He craves attention and validation.

Without football, he would go home and pull a Sylvia Plath.

CP is tanking. That's the second Sylvia Plath reference I've seen here in the last week. Bunch of goddamn Nancys.

He will do broadcasting so we will get to hear all about his past deeds constantly.

She may have small feet for her height for all we know.

IMO Gisele is beautiful in more of an all-around way including sophistication -- she usually interviews well for a model -- but I happen to find plenty of non models and ordinary women more beautiful.

As for her height, female models tend to be much taller and obviously skinnier than the ordinary female population. The industry feels that they just show off the clothes more so I once heard that she has pretty much the ideal body type for a model....

If you are a 6"4 guy like Brady, marrying a relatively tall woman is probably a positive and not a negative..... until you are divorced.

And the model industry is probably more like sports punditry then we imagine. Many no names could probably do a better job than Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless but those 2 are paid a lot because of name recognition.

At a certain point Gisele became so famous, it just worked to her advantage. Famous for being famous.

Where did you get that from?

Players make military and war analogies all the time. "Go to battle." "In the trenches." Did you spaz about those?

I DONT CARE ABOUT TOM BRADY

GET THIS THREAD OFF THE FRONT PAGE

I think any thread on Tom Brady should be romped

So you don't get off enough white knighting absolute scum human being politicians so you waddle in here and dick ride a scum NFL player. You're one creepy bastard.

You Patriotard fans are creepy too....wow

no

we need our pound of flesh

we need a pound every week

this started with us beating them and me making everyone watch the life leave tom brady's body as mahomes clutched his hand

we're going to enjoy this

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Listen to Ryan Fitzpatrick talk about why he doesn’t like Tom Brady. <a href="https://t.co/all1PHwB8V">pic.twitter.com/all1PHwB8V</a></p>&mdash; Jarrett Bailey (@JBaileyNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/JBaileyNFL/status/1582739003220332545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Fitzpatrick is a true Chiefs and NFL hero.

MAHOMES BRADY VII

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Grandpa Brady on the field today:

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this would actually be so hilarious

he's gonna quit

and cite personal family reasons

i would bet money on it

What team is signing a 46 year old to start at QB? No good team needs a QB and no bad team could make him happy. He's done after this season. Bucs will be ready to move on.

Thank gawd they got CMC. I mean he's the difference. Not. ****ing stupid thinking an RB matters that much.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">👉🏾👈🏿👉🏾👈🏿👉🏾👈🏿👉🏾👈🏿👉🏾👉🏾 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/PutthatshitOn?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#PutthatshitOn</a> <a href="https://t.co/8KIXmoeMyM">pic.twitter.com/8KIXmoeMyM</a></p>&mdash; AB (@AB84) <a href="https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1584280042947084288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

mahomes broke him

He did hit Mike Evans today with a perfect pass that would have changed the complexion of the game had he caught it, but he has been worse than usual.

I'm not convinced he's hit the Father Time wall just yet, but.. idk.

Still a lot of time to correct their issues. We'll see.

Did we get a count on the number of tablets he threw today? Suck it, Tommyboy.

Lol, they just lost to the Steelers and Panthers in back to back weeks.

They're done.

Well, a 45 yard rainbow to a receiver who couldn't be more open.

That at least puts him above say Roethlisberger last season in terms of done-ness.



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LMAO

That'd would be a perfect way for her to send a message to him -"Hey, Pete Davidson just got what you're not."

Brady got shut out by a Panthers team that just fired their coach, is doing a fire sale of their talent and started a 3rd stringer QB from the xfl. They scored 3 points against a team that is actively tanking


Retire bitch

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If the season ended today Tom Brady would still get a home playoff game btw, in case you ever doubted how lucky that one who sucks the penis is.</p>&mdash; Barry (@BarryOnHere) <a href="https://twitter.com/BarryOnHere/status/1584342785523470336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

And they are still gonna host a playoff game and go on a run due to the refs.

InMedia will cover for him and blame the OL and the WRs. Bottom line is this. He doesn't stand tall anymore to take a hit and deliver the ball. He gets it out to avoid hits constantly and they can'r run the ball for shit anymore. Brady needs that these days.

lol the nfc south is going to send a team to the playoffs with a losing record aren't they

I’ve waited 10 years to finally see it.

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Between the NFC North, South, and West, only two teams have winning record, the Vikings and Seahawks... and only two have a positive point differential (49ers and Vikings). TB leads their division with a point differential of 0.

JFC, the NFL is atrocious this year.

Tom Brady is the Michael Jackson of the NFL

He doesn't look washed to me. But TB has no run game at all. The OL is a shell of its former self. And his receivers aren't Gronk/Edelmann.

Note: Brady doesn't look right. Like he's aging right before my eyes.

God AB is such an asshole

Tommy Bitch destroyed his marriage to unretire and get curb stomped by a tanking Carolina team.

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And the Bux will make the playoffs. so goes the NFL

I still pray every night that he dies.

not until he suffers a little bit more

we've waited long for this

it's finally time for tom to suffer

and if there is a god, we get him to suffer even more in miami next year

He's not going to Miami.

if tua keeps shitting his pants he is

I have been burned too many times on this to count Tom gone until the moment he hangs up the cleats and doesn't report for Weeks 1-18 of a football season.

The dude lost 3-34 against the Saints his first year in TB and threw a worse interception than Tebow or Palko EVER did. I stood sentry as Mahomes guided him to retirement when Hill got 269 yards in that season while we laughed at Romo saying that TB "finally figured it out" in garbage time after falling to like, 6-5 or whatever they were.

No. I will not count out what super HGH, a blood seance, and help from the refs could still do for Tom at this stage. I mean, how many threads have we made here in the last ten years dancing on Tom's NFL grave and saying he is finally done.

It is not over for this guy until it is OVER.

I'll have you know that is a perfect example of parity.