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BucEyedPea 03-12-2009 10:31 PM
Other: Alan Greenspan.
A man with power is sexy!

Hammock Parties 03-12-2009 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5578079)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
:deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee:
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Wow...seriously?
I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything - pictures of your penis. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this picture and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

luv 03-12-2009 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5578093)
I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything - pictures of your penis. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this picture and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Put you on ignore and say how perverted you are.

Hammock Parties 03-12-2009 10:36 PM
Look, when a lady shows you her naughty parts, you should reciprocate. It's polite.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-12-2009 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5578120)
Look, when a lady shows you her naughty parts, you should reciprocate. It's polite.
LMAO ****ing golden.

keg in kc 03-12-2009 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5578120)
Look, when a lady shows you her naughty parts, you should reciprocate. It's polite.
No, you show her Peter North's and swear up and down that it's yours. And then make sure she's drunk enough when the time comes that she doesn't notice.

Mecca 03-13-2009 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5577137)
Ah, no. I went through a phase post-divorce.

I actually went there initially because you could watch amateur girls on cam for free. It took a while before I dove into the conversation side of the equation.

Not something I'm exactly proud of.
I actually went to that site and looked at the cam girls because of this convo and there was 1 girl on there that all I can say is DAYUMMMM.

Katipan 03-13-2009 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5578093)
I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything - pictures of your penis. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this picture and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
I know if *I* was using the internet for bootie. And *I* was talking about deflowering a young man. *I* would respond far more eagerly if the penis was pretty and shown to me.

If you have a pretty penis, show her the pretty penis.

Mecca 03-13-2009 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5578747)
I know if *I* was using the internet for bootie. And *I* was talking about delowering a young man. *I* would respond far more eagerly if the penis was pretty and shown to me.

If you have a pretty penis, show her the pretty penis.
We know you love the penis.

Katipan 03-13-2009 05:57 AM
Way creepy Mecca...

My last rep...

A Dating question 03-12-2009 05:30 PM XXXXXXXXXX Denver and you have something in common. You both love the cock.

luv 03-13-2009 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5578120)
Look, when a lady shows you her naughty parts, you should reciprocate. It's polite.
1. A "lady" won't show a stranger anything like that on the internet.
2. If a girl does, still don't show anything back. Drive them crazy with wonder.

Katipan 03-13-2009 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5578781)
1. A "lady" won't show a stranger anything like that on the internet.
2. If a girl does, still don't show anything back. Drive them crazy with wonder.
...

I hardly doubt any normal functioning woman would be driven crazy over wondering about a virgin's penis.

I also hardly doubt your idea of a lady.

rockymtnchief 03-13-2009 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5578747)

If you have a pretty penis, show her the pretty penis.
I did that, then went her house a week later, saddled up, went to get something to drink, and found my penis pic plastered all over her fridge. I ripped it down and explained that 'show and tell' was over.

Katipan 03-13-2009 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 5578831)
I did that, then went her house a week later, saddled up, went to get something to drink, and found my penis pic plastered all over her fridge. I ripped it down and explained that 'show and tell' was over.
heheheehehe

Might be a good weight loss trick. Put a picture of a penis youre obsessing over on the fridge. Get distracted. Stop eating. Probably start crying but who cares. You ain't eating.

rockymtnchief 03-13-2009 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5578833)
heheheehehe

Might be a good weight loss trick. Put a picture of a penis youre obsessing over on the fridge. Get distracted. Stop eating. Probably start crying but who cares. You ain't eating.
:) Or it could drive her to stuffing anything and everything in her mouth to fill the void!


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