Descalso, you ****.

And that's a winner.

****

alright see you tomorrow

Jedd Gyorko is Dan Uggla with the ability to hit for a high average.

It's going to suck to trade him in my auction league, but I won't have a keeper spot for him and I'll need some ammunition at the trade deadline.

I love Gyorko, though. Nice piece for the Pads to build around.

After I traded Longoria for Braun a guy in my league dropped Gyorko, who has 2B/3B eligibility. I snapped him up w/o having to use a waiver claim (calculated risk). Excellent insurance policy for Mark Reynolds' swoon.

I cut ties w/ Weeks. Howie Kendrick is having an excellent year anyway, so no need to wait out Rickie's worthless ass.

Oh no....

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...11331669_n.jpg

Wait, a guy in your league dropped Gyorko LAST WEEK?

Is that guy f***ing high?
.323/.389/.585 in May for Gyorko.

:cuss:

Oh **** me...

Is Jaime Garcia attempting to make the "most interesting man in the world" face?

Considering that the photo was probably taken about a week ago, that's probably him trying to hide the pain of a screaming left shoulder at least long enough to manage to be a victim of the cover jinx before the cover even comes out...

Well played, Jaime.

Herpty from the Midwest so they have to put them in button ups and jeans Derptydo

damn, i'm getting old.
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Salas to the DL! Praise the lord

Retroactive to October 2011 with dislocated stuff.