Bd went hoggin on Craigslist

Ay, Peej. You an ass man or a tits man?

Haha. No Hoggin'.

Sounds like a wild one

Sounds like it he wont reveal what website he met her on.

tinyhousedating.com

First date.

I've done the whole get drunk and **** on the first date. I'm a new person!

...or something like that

Does that really matter?

This guy is trolling

Hey. You can get really creative with ice cream.

Ironic, coming from you.

billaaaaaay isn't a troll. He's just monumentally stupid.

Tell us how youre an alpha male again bruh

Yeah that dude is trolling wont say what site he met this bimbo on. One day shes a drunken mess he doesnt like her the next they get ice cream. Yeah okay.

:LOL:
Why? So you can be more jealous of the fact that I found a quality woman and now have a family with her?

I wouldnt call any women who dates you quality. You were bragging about your wife knowing that you were also dating an escort.

LMAO

pathetic ginger is pathetic.

Please quote any post where I mentioned an escort. Unlike you, I've never patronized a prostitute.

And just so you can't lie again, when I first met my wife, I was still with my high school sweetheart. I worked that into having a back home girlfriend and a girlfriend at college. It was a pretty nice arrangement for awhile.

Nobody gives a shit about your life story. Are you going to stalk me in everythread? Youre a creepy dude.

Wow, so not only are you dumb as **** but you're delusional as well.

Different chicks, asshat.

But I guess when you are trolling you don't have time for reading comprehension.

Kindly **** off now.

LMAO

I'll bring the ice cream.

Nice edit **** boy

Damn Thavirus is gonna go swimming in Luv later

Gird your loins, luv. Daddy's comin' for ya!

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This just turned into a Geno Smith thread. Hawt.

That's all ya got? Lol

I think we just witnessed our first CP hook up folks

Nah, hasn't there been multiple CP hookups in the past? I think I remember reading about a few. Can't remember names though...

Hell, I've had two that were pretty well known. A couple of people even got married.

Who?

My drunken one nighter with ENDelt, and I dated Moooo (I have two threads in the HOC - the first dating thread referred to in the OP and the Moooo thread).

LMAO What planet do you live on?

Registration date: Aug 2007

No shit.

Two who got married were Jenny Gump and JimNasium.

Two who got divorced partly because of CP (or at least they had a pretty public spat over CP and eventually divorced) were Clint In Witchita and Red 'N Feisty.

Stumpy and Bad Girl got divorced (or at least broke up), but I don't think it involved CP.

Shit, I am basically a long time browser on here and didn't know most of that.

Didnt clay hit it in the porta potty at a Chiefs game?

Shows you how much I pay attention to CP.

He wishes.

I'm inner circle. ;)

He would be a lucky guy.

This is like a weird episode of the Twilight Zone.

Wow I didn't know all this stuff either.

I want to hear a story! All quiet on my front.

About four years ago a girl invited me out to a bar. I got lost on the way. When I got there she was snogging some other dude. I was about to leave and decided I wanted to meet her anyway, so I texted her.

She came outside to meet me. I then realized she was a good 50 pounds heavier than I was expecting. She reminded me of the homeless lady from Home Alone 2. She was even wearing a shawl.

http://thebostonjam.files.wordpress....1808.jpg?w=474

We decided to go to IHOP. I ordered crepes, and texted my friend "this is horrible. she's much larger than her photos."

I then realized I had texted that to HER. Being a very smooth operator, I asked her nicely if we could turn off our phones so we could talk. She agreed. I excused myself to go to the restroom.

When I returned, she stared at me with daggers.

"I'm gonna go."

I didn't pay for my crepes.

As I was driving home, I received a text message.

"**** you."

My reply:

"You lied."

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Wow lol

Awesome story brah!!! Who's next???

This one time, at band camp...

wait wat

I knew all that.

Discuss it's story time.

Billay has to have a few from nailing fours on fish and I vaguely remember Zarth telling one of driving by sone chicks house or something.

Well somebody had to get laid this weekend. .

That girl asked me if I wanted to go fishing today.

Wood

Pics or youre lying. PM me if youd like I wont share.

So creepy.....

No PGM and I are friends

Billay's just trying to get a free glimpse at PGM's unit.

A blast from the past came calling, but I was way too busy to mess with her. Looks like she's put on ~10 pounds. :hmmm:

I bet its big

Two different chicks in a 24 hour period.

Didn't get laid.. But had a kick ass time with that chick. Date #3 is next Saturday.

Pics or you guys are trolling

If you're not ****ing by the end of date 3, run.

A full bush...

Who the **** does that anymore?! :shake:

Asians

Get a bit of a surprise down under?

Wow. Not sure how I'd react.

To your first exposure to a non-related vagina?

I used to bang a chick from Japan, the hair down there was something else.

Yuck

OH SHIT!!!!!


(sorry about your wife's bush)

Very much so.

Honestly, I've never understood why so many guys get worked up about pubic hair. Trim is trim, dudes.

Interesting choice of euphemism here...

Funny

I heard my roomate ask a gal he was with for the first time "JFC, you fertilize that shit?" I started laughing from the other room.

ROFL

How old was this chick? Was she just some random?

LMAO

Whats wrong with a bush?