You know Gochiefs, you remind me of one of my mates sooo much its scary....

Do tell. Is he a handsome feller?

lol. well, i only know ur online persona (and only slightly) but he has the same humor (along with other traits) as you.. We also had a similar conversation about women on the weekend. He much like you is sick of being single and is about to give up... its a small world...

I think GoChiefs biggest problem is he has no idea what he wants, it's hard to find what you're looking for when you don't know what you're looking for.

Oh, I'm sure he wanted this one.

He needs to either give me a detailed story with it all together or I don't know if I can help, I have vast experience with this most of my friends use me as the therapist.

I think it’s the fact he wont listen to anyone else…

Or one of you can do it but I could probably pretty easily tell him what he's doing wrong.

by all means do it. i had to deal with a whole night of this shit last weekend, as i was telling Gochiefs. Though im guessing if hes as much like my friend as i think, he wont listen to me, you or anyone else...

GoChiefs has seemed open to advice when I've spoken with him, I just don't feel like reading 500 posts to figure out what I need to address.

How about he stop being a ****ing pussy with his Susan Sarandon social anxiety disorder and socialize with some ****ing people.

He can meet all the "normal" people on the Internet he wants but for some reason he's at a 90% failure rate with the "normals". OR MAYBE THEY AREN'T THE NORMALS!!!

Man the fugg up and find some tail on your own without the use of a fuggin keyboard.
Fuggin Pansy!

His stories are like the dumb blonde bitch that trips in the scary movie. Or the the dumb fuggers that don't "double tap" in the slasher movies. Too fuggin predicatble.

Of course we have no fuggin clue what we're talking about to him so why do I even check this fuggin Truman Show repeat?

I guess I like reruns. :shrug:

I don't really give a shit anymore. The opposite sex is a waste of my goddamn time. I'm too lazy to deal with any of this crap. **** it.

yer not too sure wat hes doing wrong as im not too sure wat hes doing... hes a good guy i hope for his sake he is open to advice..

im guessing this is why you used to be fat...

He knows it all. He's gotten plenty of advice to stop the Internet dating charades and pick up chicks in real life. That's too much of a daunting task for him so let him sulk in his 90% failure rate while trying to impress
"normal" Inet chicks.