High 20s.

No, just hadn't heard from her in a couple years.

In case I don't see ya...

Good afternoon, good evening and good night.

Girl I had last week had a bush. As long as it is not all over the lips I do not know why anyone would complain.

Nothing wrong with a little pubic hair. Perhaps my interpretation of "full bush" is exaggerated.

I am envisioning something out of the 80s here. Not just a little hair. Need ghak to clarify.

Full on 80s.

Holy ****

If it gets in my mouth I kick it south.

Question.

A lady at work wants to set me up with one of her friends. We talked a little bit and I happen to say that I would like to date someone that is shorter and weighs less than me.

I look back and think this makes me sound like a dick. I have since sent her an email explaining myself better.

My question, does that make me sound like a dick, honest, or ...?

That's entirely reasonable.

What is your height/weight? My inclination is to say that you're fine to say that. A person is allowed to dig what they want.

5'7" 170

My guess is your friend is fat and so is her friend. Am I right?

How you gonna feel when the 5'6" 169 lbs hog shows up for dinner?

Yeah, that's pretty normal. You're either buff, chubby or both, but there's nothing wrong with any of those depending on which chick you ask.

Those aren't tough credentials for a girl to meet, really. I like taller girls, but I'm also almost a half-foot taller.

My friend isn't, no. she's married.

Her friend is above my threshold.

ROFL

How DARE you judge a woman by her appearance.

That'd be ok.

I'm a little chubby.

I don't expect to date a model or anything, but someone that is within a semi-healthy BMI like me would be ideal.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being honest about that. I guess it depends on how you say it as to whether or not it sounds dickish, but I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.

FYP

Damat is goin hoggin folks

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Heh. I was only kidding.

You know you're looking svelte these days, mama. 10/10 would bang ;)

Good answer...lol

Wear a rubber dude :)

No way, dude.

Me and luv iz makin baybeez :)

LMAO

Id bang Luv

Luv's a size queen, bro. You're gonna need more than 4 1/2".

You are quite the charmer.

"I say 'Ahh' bitch, that ain't a thermometer that's 9 inches"

You know I'm just playing. I was really only trying to make fun of Billay.

So, I actually chatted with someone on okcupid this evening, and we ended up trading numbers. He's actually close to my age, too. Lots of surprises this evening...lol.

:thumb:

We are all gonna get laid! (Except for Dis :) )

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Just teasing ya brah

Such is life man.

Had the awesome experience of trying to be cordial with a young woman who's in to me.

Can't say that the feeling's mutual, which means somehow I'm the bad guy in the whole situation but w/ever.

See you can't be all bad. There is no point in forcing something if you aren't in to her. **** her feelings they don't give a shit about ours...unless they are into us :)

You could be a real dick and use her as a practice girl ROFL

The guy that installed my cable yesterday looked so much like an ex-boyfriend that I literally left the room to keep from automatically flirting with him.

I should have stayed in the sticks.

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Holy shit. Someone has a date tomorrow night.

Luv when do women decide they are going to give up the goods?

tomorrow night

When they meet a man that isn't you.

Funny atleast I know the difference between communism and socialism.

Unfortunately, you don't understand that difference between socialism and sociology. Can't win 'em all.

Also, I sort of doubt it.

Well you're not wrong..

Says the guy who tried to cyber a spambot from tinder.

I was going to say if they don't put out on the first date, don't call them.

Luv is gonna smash tomorrow

Pretty much saying if she isn't willing to sleep with you upon first meeting, it's never happening unless it's nonconsenual.

That last part applies to you?

If a girl is willing to sleep with you after a couple hours she's not a quality individual IMO.

Being a married man I just want to say I miss the dating days.

Uh huh. Whatever you want to tell yourself.

Fact is a woman knows instantly if she'll ever sleep with you on the basis of outward attractiveness. You seal the deal by proving yourself not to be a creep, but if you lose the initial battle then the great campaign is over for you, Ulysses.

No way. Luv is too classy for that.

You're both talking about different definitions of willing. We know immediately if we would be willing at some time, not that we necessarily would be willing right then and there. But all of it is moot because we're fickle ****ing creatures and our minds are easily changed.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Bitches be trippin'.

Well, duh.

That doesn't mean she has to be a total slut about it immediately.

Exactly. Just your run-of-the-mill passive agressive insult, if you will.

I'm not insulting you btw

Luv is already questioning her decision. However, she will not let fear keep her from putting herself out there. Also, she will NEVER put out on the first date.

No, I was insulting him.

A womens got needs

Not once she's married.

Remind me to never get married.

One need remains.

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Pics of the stud muffin :)

We are also in need of a mac update!!

Never get married.

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Sorry but you totally walked into that one. I couldn't resist.

What can I get for fifty bucks?