I don't care.

But yeah, that's what I was insinuating. We were snuggling and watching TV and she said she wanted to go get something out of her car, so she put her clothes back on.

I guess her car turned invisible or something? She must be having a hard time finding whatever it is she's looking for. :shrug:

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ROFL

she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--****ing marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:

1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome)

so she lied and left? That is awesome.

I KNOW, RIGHT? :LOL:

She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to **** her properly.

But yeah, you do have a point...she left. LMAO

By the way, she does have a lot of guy-like tendencies. She fixes cars. Tomboy.

By the way, I should recount this one in long story format as I have with previous dates. It was an epic night with a heavy flooding rainstorm......going out was really stupid.

LMAO Climb the highest mountain, punch the face of God.

LMAO I love this thread.

Ohhh a Sybian! Damn now thats first class riding right there.

You're supposed to use the other hole with a girl.

sounds like a dirty slut...

And Sedated thought it was a 50's/60's toy. :LOL: I know how to ride in style!! Not as good as a motorcycle, but it works wonders!

Hey, whats wrong with having a Y chromosome?? I am a tomboy and take offense to that!!!

If you want advice, I will be happy to give you advice about women. First, stop being a pussy!! I have walked out on a few dates in the past year. I told them I was walking out, but I left them there after paying my own tab. On the other hand, I have been left waiting for a call, so it does go both ways. I am starting to think I scare some people because I am such a tomboy.