I know you can pee standing up and all, but golden showers are a no-no.

I'll just lie and say I'm a squirter.

"Squirting" five minutes after it's over might be a dead giveaway.

I have excellent control and practice my kegels at most red lights.

My boss on the other hand does lunges down the hallway to the bathroom and does squats while washing her hands.

I aim to be like her one day.

Is she hot?

no. This seems like a rerun already.

A rerun? Of what?

The backs of our heads are pretty hot

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9...c01810u.th.jpg

You'll have to hang out with my b/f before stealing me away first.

I feel the need to wear a condom just for visiting this thread.

I refuse to get you pregnant.

It won't keep your legs clean.

That sounds like a good way to get myself in a gogoplata.

ahahahha he doesn't know that one.
For that matter, I don't either.

I am a master of the Omoplata tho...

Knee to the balls followed by knee to the face is the extent of my personal combat arsenal.

I'm ne'er a lover or a fighter.